The scumbag in the book, stand aside and don't disturb me eating melons

Leng Mo looked at Ji Jie in confusion. Before Ji Jie could react, she snatched the beer from Ji Jie's hand and drank it in big gulps. Ji Jie came to her senses and hurriedly tried to grab the beer from Leng Mo, but failed. When she wanted to grab it again, Leng Mo had already finished it.

Ji Ji slapped his forehead, looked at Leng Mo with a headache and said, "Oh, I am so unlucky. How could I have to deal with you? Oh!"

Although Leng Mo was drunk, he still talked to Ji Ji, "Sister Ji, you are lucky to have me! I have a big boss to rely on."

"Leng Mo, what nonsense are you talking about? Where did this big boss come from? What big boss? I see you are drunk and your brain is out of control!" Hearing Leng Mo's nonsense, Ji Jie roared in anger.

"Sister Ji, believe me, I really have a boss behind me, and the King of Hell is the boss behind me. You don't know that the King of Hell is not what the legend says, but a handsome man. His appearance is really the most handsome among all the ghosts I have ever seen!" Leng Mo said, patting his chest to assure. In just a moment, Leng Mo and the others were surrounded by a circle of people who were watching the show, and of course Leng Mo's fan girl was among them.

Ji Jie knew that what Leng Mo said was true, but the onlookers didn't know that and thought Leng Mo was drunk and talking nonsense. The topic "Leng Mo said she had seen the King of Hell" directly soared to the second place on the hot search list. Passersby who didn't know the truth clicked on this hot search to see it, and even the comments were all full of bragging.

[I have seen the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons before, and they actually want to be my younger brother!]

[What’s the big deal about having seen the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons? I’ve also seen the Ten Kings of Hell!]

[The one above is an old lady driving a G-Class, awesome! ]

[Oh, what do you mean by that? I even said that I have seen the Jade Emperor, and he wanted to swear brotherhood with me!]

[I have also met Wukong, who said he would be my younger brother in the future! I am still thinking whether to accept it or not!]

[The person I have met is really awesome, the God of Wealth, he gives me money whenever I am short of money, which makes my biggest worry now is how to spend all the money, alas! I can never spend all the money!]

〔Oh my god, I just wanted to take a look at the comment section, but I didn’t expect you all to be so great. I have to admit I’m inferior to you!〕

…The screen was filled with boasting, but Leng Mo started her mischief again and began to sing, [What I expect is not the snow, but the winter with you. What I expect is not the moon, but the meeting with you. I expect the sky to be filled with fireworks, so that I can always lean on your left shoulder. What I expect is not an apology…]

[The little swallow wears flowery clothes and comes here every spring. I asked the little swallow why she came here, and the little swallow said...]

Before Leng Mo finished singing, Ji Jie slammed the table and interrupted him, "Swallow said what Swallow said, Swallow said you are a fool, stop singing and go home, oh, just looking at you gives me a headache!"

Leng Mo just acted like a rogue, saying that he would not go home no matter what, and continued to sing with an empty beer bottle, "Come on, everyone, sing with me. There are many difficulties in life, but the most difficult one is love. But I..."

"Ahhhh! Leng Mo, stop singing! If you keep singing, be careful or I'll sew your mouth shut with stitches. I'm going to drive, so you better take it easy, otherwise..." Ji Jie said, and turned and left.

Leng Mo was about to continue singing when she saw the barbecue stall owner's daughter walking towards her.