The Otherworldly God

The two of them thought about it and decided to solve the problem at hand first, so they turned around and walked back with a smile, which made Le Zhengzhi want to run away.

"Master Zhi, you want us to play with you, right?"

Le Zheng Shuiling grinned and blinked as she stared at Le Zhengzhi.

"You actually said that I'm harmless and weak? You're still mumbling to yourself. I don't know what your plan is." Le Zhengzhi coughed twice and said, "I don't need you to play with me now." As he spoke, he waved his hands and seemed to be about to turn around and leave.

Le Zhengshuiling turned in front of him, opened her hands to block him, feeling something was wrong, pulled his arm, smiled and said coquettishly: "Don't bother, Master Zhi, I'll roast chicken for you, Qi Ming will pour you wine, and you can also let Brother Yuhua massage your shoulders and legs. You know, Brother Yuhua is very good at massaging shoulders and legs, didn't you fall asleep after being massaged by him in Huiguodian? Do you still want him to massage you again? It's great for the three of us to serve you together, don't you think?"

If this was really stupid, Le Zhengzhi might still believe her, but when he saw Le Zheng Shuiling's smirk, he was frightened and could only pretend to be stupid.

"Eat roast chicken? Drink? And have someone massage my shoulders and legs?"

"Yes."

Le Zhengzhi immediately retracted his smile, shook his head and said: "I don't believe it, you will all be so good?"

"Yes, that depends on how far you are willing to go for it."

"Of course I am... You don't want me to do anything bad to you, do you? I'm not stupid. I won't be fooled."

Le Zhengzhi turned his face away to express his refusal.

"Bad things? That's impossible. Although I, Le Zheng Shui Ling, like to play, it's harmless at most... just playing around and breaking a few insignificant rules, how can that be a bad thing, right?"

"Yes, although we like to play, we still know our limits."

"Besides, Master Zhi is Master Zhi. Who would say that he is stupid? If I, Shui Ling, knew, I would never forgive him."

Le Zhengzhi nodded at first, then quickly shook his head with a distorted expression.

"It's not a big deal, it's not important, let's just forget about it. Haven't you guys conspired to deceive me enough?"

"No way! We're just worried that you'll be bored."

Under Le Zheng Shuiling's eyes, Le Zheng Qiming hurried over to give him a shoulder massage. At first, Le Zhengzhi looked like he was enjoying it, but he immediately came to his senses, shook off Le Zheng Qiming's hand and hid behind him.

"To show hospitality for nothing is to be either an adulterer or a thief."

"Master Zhi, how can you assume that about us? Don't you really want someone to massage your shoulders, roast chicken for you, and serve you? Not just for a day or two, but for a lifetime."

"For a lifetime? You guys? Is it possible?"

"As the saying goes, once a teacher, always a father. Isn't it enough for you to accept the three of us as your disciples?"

Le Zheng Qiming pinched his shoulders again at the signal of Le Zheng Shuiling, but Le Zhengzhi reacted quickly and dodged again.

"Take in a disciple? No, no, no, I am happy to be alone, no, no, no."

Seeing him pacing back and forth in panic and waving his hands, the two men looked at each other and let Le Zheng Qiming come to persuade him.

"Master Zhi, you want us to play with you, right?"

Le Zhengqi asked in a tentative tone. Le Zhengzhi felt that he was really being fooled as a fool. The other party was a junior, and he was a little unhappy. He wanted to tell them his intentions directly, but he couldn't, so he had to continue to play dumb. Fortunately, the Huiguodian had been dealing with them for five years and had rich experience.

"I don't want to anymore."

"What if you think about it later?"

"Then I'll come find you later."

Seeing him about to leave, Le Zheng Qiming grabbed him and said reluctantly, "But after tonight, if we still don't have a master, we will have to leave Le Zheng. Even if you want us to play with you in the future, it will not be possible."

Yue Zhengzhi had already heard about this, but he still pretended to be surprised.

"Leave? Where to?"

Le Zheng Shui Ling replied casually: "Alas, wandering."

"They really plan to become ronin without a master. That won't do."

Le Zhengzhi pretended to be in deep thought, sometimes looking at them with some reluctance, sometimes shaking his head with a look of rejection. Seeing this, Le Zheng Shuiling quickly pretended to be reluctant to say goodbye to him, almost bursting into tears.

"Master Zhi, Shui Ling will say goodbye to you first. Qi Ming, let's go back and pack our things."

"Well, a short pain is worse than a long one. We will set off early tomorrow morning."

"it is good."

Seeing the two of them walking away, Le Zhengzhi immediately became anxious and hurried to stop them.

"Don't leave."

"Master Zhi, we don't have the final say on this matter. This is the rule of Lezheng, and we don't want to give up being Taoist priests, so we have no choice but to become ronin."

"Master Zhi, we're done. Please take good care of yourself."

The two of them still looked reluctant yet determined, and they pretended to wipe away their tears, then turned around and left.

Yue Zhengzhi didn't know what to say, and he couldn't say it clearly. He was so anxious that he kept jumping up and down. The two of them held back their laughter and kept walking forward.

"Forget it. If you don't give in, I can't pretend anymore. Give me a way out. These two bastards have put me in such a passive position." So Le Zhengzhi raised his voice and said, "I'll take it."

"It's a word."

The two people's expressions changed so quickly that Le Zhengzhi didn't have time to react. He felt like he was on a pirate ship and instantly regretted it.

"Collect, collect."

The two of them clapped their hands happily. Le Zheng Qiming wanted to kneel down and call him master, but was stopped by Le Zheng Shuiling.

"No, we have to let Brother Yuhua pay his respects first. He is our senior brother."

"Listen to your junior sister."

"What little junior sister? You are the little junior brother."

"I am older than you."

"We were born on the same year, month, day and time. It's not certain who landed first or who's older."

"Then we have to have the smallest one, right?"

"Just you."

"Although I often look like your little follower, it's because of my big brother's attitude that I don't bother with you. Being your disciple is a lifelong thing, we have to find a fair way."

"It's fair, so let's draw lots."

"Okay, go back and catch them."

"Let's go."

Le Zhengzhi was left there by them. He couldn't find the opportunity to interrupt them, but when they all left, he quickly chased after them.

The two people never looked back at him the whole time, which made Le Zhengzhi regret more and more that he agreed to take them in.

"Alas! My wife, how could you fall for those cunning guys? I'm afraid that in the future I will...Alas!"

Le Zhengying had been standing behind the window observing, then he lowered the window and turned to face Le Zhengfang who was drinking tea.

"Received?"

"It seems so. I don't understand. Master Zhi never accepts disciples. He is used to being relaxed. Although I have been with them for several years, I don't think this is a reason for him to wade through water."

"This matter is indeed as you said. Even if Senior Brother Qin speaks up, it may not be of any use. The only person in the world who can persuade him is Bai Zhi."