【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Q: Why do the locals build the roof in this shape?

Answer: Because it looks good.

[Question: Why did Emperor Yang of Sui build the Grand Canal?

Answer: Because he likes beauty, and there are many beautiful women in Jiangnan area.

[Question: Why are there tropical fish in the tropics?

Answer: Because he miraculously survived.

[There was a question in high school geography, asking me why we plant trees in pits? I even wrote about the temperature pressure that generates air convection. His answer turned out to be to prevent others from falling in.]

"Geography is really mysterious! I still remember a question in school. There was a country that exported a large amount of sweet potatoes or corn or something like that. I wrote down the climate, policies, transportation... and the answer was that the locals didn't eat it."

“I can’t forget why the trees on both sides of the road are of different species? Answer: Different administrative districts [Smile R][Smile R][Smile R][Smile R]”

"The 2017 National Test Paper Geography Question [doge] When I was in high school, our homeroom teacher was a geography teacher, and he often gave this example [doge][doge] I think it was the first question"

"It's easy to fall into the trap. I also did it in the junior high school entrance examination. I really doubted the right and wrong answers at that time."

"The last question is a multiple choice question. I have done it before. The question was about people living in caves on the Loess Plateau. Why do they plant a tree in the center of a big pit? I chose the wrong answer. The answer is to prevent others from falling in and to remind passers-by to watch the road. [Laughing R]"

“Why do Shaanxi people like red? The answer is: red is festive??? [Smile R]”

"Geography is the absence of heaven's will. Do you understand?"

"Can anyone tell me the answer to geography? Is it really so ridiculous?"

Our ancestors who are used to doing business and farming said: This is normal. If we were to answer this question, we would answer the same way. Is there anything wrong with that?

Who doesn't want to build a beautiful house? A tyrant doesn't like beautiful women, so what does he like if he is greedy for beauty? Some fish have strong vitality and can survive anywhere, just like us, they can survive as long as they are fed with food or saliva.

Scholars who want to be officials: No, how can an examiner ask such a question? They must be crazy!

These answers have no logic at all, are not in accordance with the rules at all, and are so vulgar, without any elegance at all!

What do people in later generations say about this subject? Is it metaphysics? Yes, it is metaphysics!

This answer is so ridiculous, which normal person can come up with it?

What's the point of taking this subject? Physics, chemistry, history... now there's another one called geography. It's too complicated to learn!

Can you really become an official with these? [Confused]

Emperor Yang of Sui was enjoying himself among a group of beauties when he saw this video on the sky screen. He was so angry that his face turned green!

What the hell, what is Tianmu talking about? I am a capable monarch, a wise monarch who will go down in history. How can I be the kind of lustful person who would develop the Grand Canal for a mere woman?

He also issued an order that no one in the palace should look up at the sky, and anyone who violated the order would be beheaded immediately!

Hearing this, the Jiangnan beauty who was just teasing and joking in Emperor Sui Yang's arms was frightened and her voice became much quieter...

The servants and eunuchs beside him all knelt on the ground, not daring to raise their heads. The bustling palace suddenly became quiet because of the emperor's anger.