【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 95: History Teacher's Outrageous Marking

[Question: Who is the “he” in the material? What was the impact of the uprising he led?

Student answer: The "he" in the material refers to Emperor Xuanzong of Tang. The uprising he led ended the long-term unification of the Tang Dynasty.

If we want to further explore the life of primitive people, what other ways are there besides visiting museums?

Answer: Digging up my own ancestral graves]

[Question: The nature and impact of the Westernization Movement and the Boxer Rebellion.]

Answer: The Westernization Movement was a uniform linear motion, and the Boxer Movement was a variable speed linear motion. They both produced position changes.

Who unified the six kingdoms: Liu Bei

Who was sent to the Western Regions: Liu Bei

Why was the mission to the Western Regions necessary: ​​to unify the six kingdoms?

"Tang Xuanzong: There's no need to be so subtle about the An-Shi Rebellion. I can handle it [disappointment R]"

"Hahaha! The examinee fully considered the self-esteem and psychological endurance of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang [covering face R]"

"My classmate wrote, 'Tang Taizong recognized Sui Yangdi and wanted him to be the next emperor', when she wrote the question about the reason for the change in Tang Taizong's attitude towards Sui Yangdi. I almost choked with laughter when she was commenting on it."

"One of my part-time tutoring students in college said that the Xinhai Revolution was started by Kangxi. Who knows? I was so embarrassed that I couldn't help laughing. It turns out that Kangxi was so great, and he was indeed the Holy Ancestor Emperor [doge]"

"I was so happy here, but when I thought about my students either leaving the materials blank or copying the materials, I was instantly sad."

"When grading papers yesterday, there was a question about evaluating the reforms of Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty. The student answered: I think it's OK. [Laughing and crying R] He really started to evaluate it hahahahahahaha"

"Well, who among those who study history has not tampered with history [laughing and crying R]"

"I remember when I was in the first grade of junior high school, my deskmate knew the answer was Kublai Khan, but she didn't know how to write it, so she wrote Genghis Khan's grandson, which actually seems to be pretty good, right? [doge] Then she was a science girl, and it was a history class again. The teacher asked her what difficulties Xuanzang would encounter. It happened that she studied biology, so she said "Xuanzang might get scurvy due to lack of vitamin C." From then on, the history teacher never asked her again [doge]

Zhang Jiuling, who was dismissed by Li Longji, had a bad feeling when he saw the video on Tianmu: A saint should not be so confused, right?

After all, Your Majesty was once a wise and benevolent monarch respected by the court officials and the people. He would not do such a thing to ruin his reputation, no!

This was the prosperous Tang Dynasty that he had personally built day after day over decades. How could he bear to see it easily split and fall into decline!

Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, who was enjoying himself in Yang Yuhuan's arms, said: Are people in later generations sick? I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, how could I be the sinner who ended the unification of the Tang Dynasty!

Also, what was the Anshi Rebellion? The elderly Li Longji's brain had been completely corrupted by alcohol and beauty, and his mind was in a mess. But it didn't matter, and it was probably made up by people in later generations.

Liu Bei: I unified the six kingdoms and went on a diplomatic mission to the Western Regions? What does this have to do with anything?

People in later generations are so confused that they can get this wrong. When they wake up one day, they see that Tianmu’s personal resume has several additional achievements that do not belong to him.

Ying Zheng: Who unified the six kingdoms? Tianmu, if you can, please tell me again, who unified the six kingdoms?

You have clearly praised me many times before, but now you can't even remember your own achievements and try to attribute them to others. Tell me, are you a fake fan of mine?

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