【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[When "Idol Producer" was very popular

Me: Do you watch Idol Producer?

Roommate: Not like

Me: [Petrochemical]

[ I went out to take a bus to the high-speed rail station. When I was about to get off the bus, the driver asked me if I wanted to pick up my ticket.

Did I hear it as going to a whore? [crying R], I was shocked and puzzled]

【Roommate A: I’m looking at the photoshopped picture

Roommate B: Why do you want to see the butt?

[Junior high school history class teacher asked "Who are the good party cadres?"

I heard it as "Who is the good-looking one?"]

[My partner: "My grandma went to Shuangyashan"

Me: "Did your grandma go to Langya Mountain?"

My friend: "Did your grandmother go to Liangshan?"

"When the epidemic was more serious, I said: "What, there is Xue Mei Niang in West Three?!" Roommate A: "What? A junior girl in West Three is impotent?!" Roommate B: "What?! A junior girl in West Three is dead?!"

"In 08, I went out of the province for the first time to study in Guizhou. I was doing laundry in the dormitory on the weekend when my roommate shouted, "The hair fell down!" I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat. It turned out that it was my shoe that fell down."

"I went to the tuition office to pay the tuition fee when I registered for the new semester at university. I used my bank card. The collector asked me to tell him my password. I was stunned for a moment, then read it out loud. Before I could finish, the collector covered his ears and said, "Stop. Enter your password, enter it..."

"I am from Chongqing. During the epidemic, I turned on the radio while driving to work. I heard an advertisement on the radio repeating in Chongqing dialect: Brother-in-law is short of funds, call... I was surprised. Is this an affair with brother-in-law? What does brother-in-law's lack of funds have to do with me? Are they such close relatives? It was not until about a month later that I told my husband who was sitting in the passenger seat about my doubts. My husband rolled his eyes at me and said: They are talking about the company's lack of funds to resume work..."

"In a Chinese class in high school, the teacher came in and asked: Do you know Xin Qiji? Then the whole class answered together: Wednesday. The teacher's expression [petrified R] was silent for two seconds, and then the whole class burst into laughter. The classroom was filled with a happy atmosphere [laughing and crying R]"

"In the third grade math class, the teacher asked who had an assessment. I thought the teacher wanted apples, so I raised my hand actively and was allowed to go to the dormitory to get them. As a result, I took two apples and ran back to the classroom to be praised. I can't forget the surprised expression on the teacher's face."

"My classmate: Why did the PE teacher leave his post? Me (looking around in horror [horrified R]): Huh??? Where is the hand???"

"When I was a kid, I always heard adults say that I should study hard and go to Frog University when I grow up. I never understood why there is a school with this name. When I grew up and remembered it, I realized it was Tsinghua University [Smile R]"

"In Chongqing, the mop for mopping the floor is called zoupa (same pronunciation). Then when I came to Beijing, people called it mopbu! I was still wondering, can a mop squat?"

Ancestors: Hahaha! The ears of the later generations are not good at reading. They are not as sharp as my ears as a farmer. At least I can understand what others are saying and will not misunderstand them easily!

That's right! Those who study may not be as smart as us! The people around couldn't help but complain.

Just like the student in Old Liu's family, he buried his head in books all day long, but he couldn't possibly pass the exam to become a scholar or an official!

When others say something, he either misunderstands them immediately or takes them several times to realize their meaning. He has made a lot of jokes and now his neighbors all despise him for being shameful.

Look! What's the point of studying all day? You can't even understand what people are saying. You're just dumbfounded. Reading makes your brain stupid!

That's not the case. It's not easy for the village to have a cultured person. He must have some outstanding qualities.

Otherwise, if several boys from his family came to take the exam, only Liu Laoliu passed, and the others would be farming in the fields, right?

……

Ancient emperors: Sometimes officials spoke in dialect and if one did not have a good hearing, one would not be able to understand what they were saying. However, they were too embarrassed to speak directly for fear of offending the officials.

I'm so distressed. Even though he's an official, he still doesn't learn the official language properly. How can he be so ignorant?

Officials who went to Guangdong to take up posts: This statement really hits the nail on the head. It's not that we are unwilling to listen to the voices of the people.

Sometimes I really don't know what they are saying. People like us have to bring one or two translators when we go out, otherwise we can't communicate with the locals because their dialect is so severe!