【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 78 Haidilao Jumping Subject 3
The sun finally came out recently, and Mu Yu, who had been curled up in bed, ordered a takeout cup of her favorite watermelon smoothie. Who could understand the feeling of staying at home alone, covered with a quilt, eating the smoothie while enjoying the warmth of the air conditioner?
[If they keep jumping like this, Haidilao will become Bai Jinhan]
[A few handsome boys wearing Haidilao work clothes danced to the exciting music, and their waistlines were almost shaking out afterimages]
[He smiled sweetly at the customers while dancing. When he found the camera was facing him, he even leaned in front of the camera and winked shyly.]
[It is worthy of being the center of the station]
[This short apron is worn around the waist like a hip skirt]
[When the father passed by with his child, he suddenly understood why some men like to watch beautiful women dancing]
[The world has finally become a peaceful and prosperous place where women eat and men dance to entertain]
[The work clothes on my body all reveal a sense of uniform temptation. 】
[I really don’t know what bad things would happen if I had money]
【With the mask and hat, the mysterious feeling is fully enhanced. Man, why are you playing hard to get? Is the tip from your sister not enough? 】
"The last time I went to Haidilao, the manager was quite handsome [doge][doge] and very white. I just wanted to call a waiter to help me change a small plate, but when I looked up, I didn't expect that the manager who leaned over and smiled and asked me what I needed was so handsome [doge]"
"Tsk, it turns out that my lack of money is God's arrangement. After all, if I were rich... [Great]"
"Well, if this continues, the waiters at Haidilao will be better dancers than the trainees on those shows."
"Is there any sister who can tell me which one in Shanghai can dance? I really need it [grievance][grievance][grievance]"
"I'm the only one who thinks it's hard to make money. I was applying for a waiter position, but I was asked to have a talent [laughing and crying][laughing and crying] If I don't have one, I have to learn it."
"So are all Haidilao restaurants now popular? [doge] If so, I'll go to the one closest to my home tonight."
"There used to be a hot pot restaurant in my hometown where a boy dressed in red gauze and danced on a drum. He looked pretty handsome, and when the lights were on, he looked very charming [Tibetan fox]. I wanted to leave several times but the boss gave me a raise and kept me here. As a result, the hot pot restaurant collapsed due to the epidemic [grievance]"
Our ancestors of the Song, Ming and Qing dynasties said: Women eat while men dance? What, what, what is this? What happened to the world in later generations? It's just a complete mess!
Later generations are simply incomprehensible!
Princess Taiping, the ancestor of the Tang Dynasty: Wan'er, Wan'er, look at me! The men in later generations dance very beautifully, even better than our sword dance. Let's find some good-looking men to dance with us, okay?
Shangguan Wan'er: Your Highness, the sword dance of our Tang Dynasty is used to enhance the prestige of our country and boost morale. It is different from this kind of song and dance that is used to adjust the atmosphere.
Your Highness, please be careful with your words, otherwise if Her Majesty the Queen accidentally hears you, she will be angry with you again.
……
Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Western Han Dynasty: Tsk, tsk, tsk! People in later generations live such a comfortable life, much happier than me as an emperor. Not only do we have dancing, music, and beauties, but we also have so many delicacies that I have never tasted when I was an emperor!
The red meat on the table was 100% beef. I saw it clearly that people in later generations could eat beef casually. It turned out that their living conditions were better in that era and they ate fine food.
What is that red fruit? It looks so tempting, but I wonder what it tastes like? We don’t have any here, I really want to try it! [crying]
System KGXJK: It seems that watermelon was not introduced to China’s Xinjiang region until the Tang Dynasty, so you have never eaten it!
Then I'll share the watermelon smoothie that I just ordered with the host with you.
When Liu Bang saw something new and interesting that he didn't have, his hooligan nature couldn't help but kick in. He wanted to satisfy his craving for food, but he knew that it was impossible for him to eat the things on the sky. After all, they were from thousands of years later, and he couldn't live for thousands of years.
I just finished watching this video and dozed off for a while. When I opened my eyes groggily, I saw a cup of red drink on my desk, with faint traces of watermelon flesh in it.
Liu Bang thought he was still having a beautiful dream, dreaming that he traveled to the afterlife.
He wanted to reach out and try to touch it, but when his hand touched the cup, he suddenly felt a trace of cold air, which instantly chilled him awake.
What? Really!
Could it be that Tianmu felt my feelings and really gave me a gift?
Then I will ask the historian to write a great chapter on it, proving that I have telepathic connection with future generations and that I deserve the title of Son of Destiny!
After Liu Bang asked the historian to write down a bunch of weird words in the book, he couldn't help but take a sip carefully.
Ah! So this is what it tastes like, so cold and sweet. I thought it was like honey water!
At the same time, Lu Zhi also received a cup of watermelon smoothie. She was at a loss at first, thinking it was a matter of gods and ghosts.
Later, I heard that His Majesty kept saying that this was some kind of nectar from heaven, so I half-believed it and asked the maid next to me to test the poison. Afterwards, I tasted it. Hmm? It tastes good, very thirst-quenching, and it must taste better if I drink it in summer.
Later, Liu Bang found out that his wife, Lü Zhi, also had it. No, isn't this something God gave to me alone? How come my wife also has it?
System KGXJK: Oh! Husband and wife are one, buy one get one free, and give your wife a cup as well. Surprised or not? [Please give me praise]
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