【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Political Commissar: Even if I were raising a herd of pigs, they would know to push forward at this point.]

[Tug-of-war between firefighters and kindergarten teachers]

The firefighters gritted their teeth and strained with all their might.

[Pull out fiercely]

【even……】

Because he used too much force, he pulled himself down.

With such strength, he'd be a master at carrying manure.

At this moment, the political commissar and the kindergarten director were chatting and laughing.

[Political Commissar: Director, look! Most of the young men here are single.]

[Principal: What a coincidence, our teachers here also...]

【One look back】

I don't even think about it.

[Firefighter after the competition: Teacher, can I have your contact information?]

Kindergarten teacher: I don't think this is necessary!

Everyone knows 119!

Political Commissar: This concerns your lifelong happiness, so perform well!

Firefighter: "Brothers, let's take them down, and celebrate with drinks tonight!"

Political Commissar: Idiots! A bunch of idiots who could be in a museum! [Angry]

"Political Commissar: You idiots, a bunch of museum-worthy idiots, morons, brutes, what are you staring at? I called you here for a social gathering, not to see who's the strongest! [angry]"

Political Commissar: Yes, yes, I didn't know. Who's stronger, a group of grown men who train all day or a group of recent graduates?

Political Commissar: Oh right, I just didn't know who was stronger, the female teacher or the firefighter, which is why I made you two do a tug-of-war [angry]

Political Commissar: Alright, your next opponent is the Third Detachment of the Armed Police [laughing]. Don't come back until you win.

"[Cursing] Even if I brought a pack of dogs, I'd still know to go uphill. You think you're so strong? (Whistle) Toot toot toot toot... Pack your backpacks, emergency assembly! [Cursing][Cursing][Cursing] Full gear, 20km timed departure! [Cursing][Cursing][Cursing]"

Political Commissar: Most of our young men are single.

Principal: Hmm, single by choice.

Firefighter: Political Commissar, why can't I find a girlfriend?

Political Commissar: Heaven has eyes! [Confused]

"Political Commissar: Your IQs are comparable to those of a fully grown banana."

Political Commissar: Good! You've got some strength! Go farm! Go!

Firefighter: Political Commissar, where is your wife?

Political Commissar: "You've got the energy? Go dig it up in the ground!" [Angry]

Firefighter: Hello teachers, I'd like to get to know you and exchange contact information.

Teacher: No need, we can find you by calling 119.

Firefighter: But it's illegal to call 119 randomly.

Teacher: So we won't come after you [facepalm]

Firefighter: Teacher, do you have your phone? Let's add each other on WeChat.

Female teacher: I just fell into the river.

What river?

Tug-of-war [angry]

"I remember somewhere there was a firefighter who played tug-of-war with kindergarten kids... won... and then made the kids cry?"

"Fire Safety Leader: Did We Never Win in Our Past Life?"

"Political Commissar: From now on, anyone who tries to pressure me about their partner will be the first to get slapped across the face [angry]"

The ancestors under the sky understood: this was ostensibly a social competition, but in reality, it was a matchmaking event for their soldiers!

After all, if a good family organizes such a tug-of-war competition to test strength, it's for men and women to participate. It's obvious who will win between a man who has actually fought in battles and has military training and a female teacher who teaches children (there were female teachers in ancient times, and girls went to school. There were special private schools for girls in the Tang and Song dynasties. In the Ming dynasty, Li Zhi openly recruited female disciples, affirming women's talents and advocating gender equality).

The men in the army in later generations were really too dense, taking this so-called tug-of-war as a real competition and actually wanting to compete with the women!

Western Han Dynasty.

Even Huo Qubing, the young general most favored by Emperor Wu of Han, who was in his prime and didn't quite understand the intricacies of officialdom, could still discern the meaning behind the content displayed on the sky: Xiang Zhuang's sword dance was aimed at Liu Bang.

If his soldiers were like those fools in the sky, competing with the lady solely to win or lose, seeing who was stronger, then even if he won, he would lose face.

They might be even more furious than the political commissar on the sky. With such strength, you'll never need to get married. You seem born to be a soldier; you'd better just stay in the military and make a good living!

What?! You're saying you're getting old and want to settle down and start a family?

Hey, a man in his thirties is in his prime. Wouldn't it be better to use that strength to kill more Huns on the battlefield and make a name for himself?