【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Why bother calling it Yichuan Esports? Just call it Hakimi Esports!

I found a gaming internet cafe with three tabby cats, a big yellow cat, and a calico cat. If you order a gaming companion service, the owner will bring the kittens over to play with you.

[All things considered, isn't this more cost-effective than a cat cafe? You can play games and pet cats at the same time—it's a win-win situation!]

The employees in the store are all homeless kittens they found.

After the owner cleaned them all up, each radiant cat became a favorite among customers.

So the owner just put it on the shelf to attract customers.

If you want to order rhubarb, you need to make a reservation in advance.

Because we need to go out and catch them in advance.

The customer, about to leave when it was time to go, said: "Sorry, boss, the cat got lost while I was playing with it. I'll pay for it!"

Boss: Sir/Madam, could you please take our employee Mimi out of your pocket?

Also, remember not to light it in winter, as it generates static electricity.

"One minute left before disembarking: Let me demonstrate what it means to make fire by rubbing a cat's paws."

Follow-up comment: "Just don't rub the lucky cat figurine in the shop until it's bald."

"Hakimi eSports, huh? They're really good at being cute."

"I can't imagine how warm it would be to have a kitten nestled in your lap while you're playing video games in winter."

"Oh no, I've accidentally logged into the internet cafe near my house! [Emo] The worst part is I actually went there to turn on a computer and watch Douyin (TikTok) and pet cats, because there aren't any cat cafes in our small county! [Emo]"

"When the customer was leaving, he said he had lost his cat and offered to pay for it. The receptionist said, 'Please take our employee out of their pocket.'"

"I suggest this e-sports company kidnap some stray kittens. That way, the kittens will have homes, customers will have companions to play with, and they can increase their revenue—a win-win-win situation [facepalm]"

The shop assistant stood at the door: "Big Yellow, come back quickly!!! A customer ordered you!!!"

"Cat: Can you blur my face? My family doesn't know I do this [look]"

"The e-sports hotel I went to before had a few golden shaded cats owned by the owner. Just as we were about to close, one of them came in by itself. I petted the cat all night and didn't play many games [facepalm]"

"Why did the owner come over and meow at me after I ordered?"

Follow-up comment: "Damn it! You got the hidden model, meow!"

The old ancestor under the sky looked on with envy, jealousy and hatred: "Didn't our merchants here ever think of using cats to attract business?"

When will we have a cat teahouse or a cat bookstore here? We can read books, listen to operas, and pet cats. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

My cat: My human isn't satisfied with just watching me; he also wants to pet other cats outside and pick up their scent. Is he trying to challenge my authority as the king of the cats at home?

As the head of this cat family, I absolutely will not allow it!

Merchants: Stop urging us, stop urging us. We're already starting to imitate and prepare for implementation one by one.

If you don't keep up with the trends in the sky, you'll be left behind by society. Take this seriously!

The biggest problem now is that not only do we have to open a store, but we also have to compete with other merchants for cats.

Stray cat: So this is how popular we are in the human world? We get snatched up as soon as we go out.

The proud cat: So many people are giving me dried fish, so I'm going to carefully choose which one will be the human who will give me a good life in the future.

Those stingy humans who won't give you five dried fish won't even get a glance from me!