【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Just how awesome are adult men in China?

During my military training, someone revealed that I knew how to work out, and everyone egged me on to perform. I went up and did 50 pull-ups in one minute, which stunned the drill instructor.

[60 seconds per minute, divided by 5000]

[Can perform an average of 83.333 pull-ups per second]

Even the flapping of a butterfly's wings in nature can't match the speed of this adult man's flapping.

Not only that, but when someone said he was a shill, he got really upset.

People are saying, "Dude, yours doesn't look like it either."

He said, "Do you really think I can't do it?"

During our military training, when we were hiking from Guizhou to Tibet, we encountered 20 Tibetan bears while camping at night. Since I was an adult male at that time, I easily subdued all 20 bears by myself.

Then some commenters mocked him, saying, "You're too weak. A typical adult male can usually take on 50 Tibetan bears single-handedly and hold his own."

[They can't even see such obvious sarcasm, and they're still making up stories to salvage the situation.]

Haha, back then, I was dragged away by five or six girls to drink alone. Not wanting to spoil the fun, I drank three cases.

And what's more, I was forcibly kissed. My mind was in complete chaos at the time. If I were in my normal state, I could fight off tigers, lions, and Tibetan bears all at once, no matter how many came.

【……】

[I'm really out of ideas, bro. I'm really out of ideas now.]

No wonder people abroad always say we possess Eastern magic!

[Given the situation, why not just go abroad and make movies?]

While other countries use all sorts of fancy special effects to create their superheroes, we just go for it.

[Let's do it in one continuous shot, with real people on camera, and scare them to death!]

Chinese Kung Fu

"During my military training, someone leaked that I was a heavy smoker, and everyone egged me on to demonstrate how to smoke. I went up and smoked 100 cigarettes in one minute, including several packs of Hongmei cigarettes. The instructors were dumbfounded [facepalm][facepalm]"

"Back in military training, I'm not bragging at all. I don't know who said I was a long-distance running champion, but I ran 3000 kilometers in one minute straight."

"What's that compared to what you guys did? I got invited out by a girl and drank three bowls of 5000 proof liquor, and she even forcibly kissed me. The moment I stepped outside, I practically destroyed the tiger's den on Jingyang Ridge [facepalm]"

"That's a bit weak. One of us adult men could take down five or six tiger dens [look]."

"No bragging, when I was 20, five girls dragged me out for drinks in the Tibetan wilderness. My mind was all muddled, and suddenly 5000 Tibetan bears appeared. I killed them all by myself [cool]"

"I hate this version of myself. I'm 188cm tall, aloof, pure-hearted male high school student with abs. I'm so handsome! I don't smoke or drink. I'm incredibly handsome! I'm a little handsome young master. I'm so handsome I'm dizzy! I'm a grown man!"

"These people are still too weak. When I was in junior high school, there was a storm with thunder and lightning that night. I saw a girl running outside the classroom."

Suddenly! I saw lightning strike her from the sky. I immediately accelerated, took a 0.1-second running start, and was right in front of the girl, pulling her away. Then I reached out and absorbed the lightning. Many people in the classroom saw this and applauded me. [sticky emoji]

They really messed with me, so I just crouched down and jumped away. The next day, the teacher said I skipped class and I got punished. [Thumbs up]

"Well, it was probably when I was heartbroken, and then I was really crazy, you know?"

Anyway, it was pouring rain, and then, well, he was showing off his abs, and then, well, he was playing basketball for a full six hours. And then, all the girls in the school, well, they were all crying because they felt sorry for him.

"And then there are those people who post fitness videos, and then everyone starts pointing fingers and nitpicking. If you want to give advice, just speak politely. Instead, they come up and start criticizing you. [smile]"

A young girl posted a workout video, and the comments just said she was underweight, even less than me, a guy.

A young boy posted a workout video, and someone commented, "Bro, you're not good enough. Your form is wrong. I was in the army and I was in school, I could do so many pull-ups."

Two years ago, a classmate in the class group said he was 190cm tall and weighed 70kg [happy]. Then, someone who seemed to be that person's alternate account said, "Wow, so tall and thin, do you have abs?"

Then that reply said, "He has eight [happy face] He's 190cm tall, weighs 70kg, and has abs."

"An adult woman can play Honor of Kings for 8 hours straight if she has murderous intent. [money][money]"

"During my military training, someone leaked that I was the 'King of Finding Chapters,' and everyone egged me on to perform it. I went up and found 5000 chapters in one minute, half of which were life-saving books. The instructors were dumbfounded. [facepalm][facepalm]"

"I beg you so much [sobbing uncontrollably]"

"Let's just say that [a sudden inspiration]."

When I was in the army, [a sudden inspiration struck me]

When I was young, [a sudden inspiration struck me]

Before I got married, [a sudden inspiration struck me]

When I was in school, [a sudden inspiration struck me]

Back when I was navigating the underworld, [a sudden inspiration struck me]

When I was in the army, [a sudden inspiration struck me]

During my training, [a sudden inspiration struck]

My classmate [had a sudden inspiration]

My childhood friend [had a sudden inspiration]

My buddy [had a sudden inspiration]

You think I'm joking with you? [smirking][smirking]

"I've discovered something shocking: there are currently no adult males in the world."

"Because men are boys until they die, which is a very unfortunate way to die young."

Our ancestors under the sky: Are these braggarts out of their minds?

Is it definitely not a brain disease?

Other people can brag without batting an eye, but when you brag, it's so ridiculous that it's laughable. Is your goal to make everyone laugh?

I often encounter Tibetan bears and local people while camping in the wild: What are these people on the sky talking about?

He defeated 20 Tibetan bears with his bare hands?!

No, you can't just say things like that, it really did eat people (｀Δ?)!

When we encountered it, a large group of people would gather around it, armed with weapons and gunpowder, to deal with it. Even so, we would still get hurt by it. Moreover, it could disguise itself as a human and lure lone people.

This thing is a raptor that eats people without blinking an eye; it looks fierce and cunning. They're just talking nonsense. Have they ever even seen a Tibetan macaque?

Anyone who has truly witnessed its ferocity would never utter such a ridiculous statement.

Moreover, people who boast and brag like this don't make others think they're very capable; they just think of them as lazy fools who not only accomplish nothing but also talk big.

No one would say something so outrageous and exaggerated without blushing at all. Even the story of Wu Song fighting the tiger in the folk tales was just a lucky kill by him bare-handed and bare-knuckles, fueled by alcohol and his fearless stubbornness.

Moreover, in the end, it's just a fictional story from a folk tale, which people laugh off and don't take seriously.

And these later generations of... well, adult men, could they be so arrogant that they actually thought they were a hundred times more powerful than Wu Song?

If that's really what you think, then you're really making a fool of yourself!