【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

My dad always teaches me not to act crazy all day long and not act like a girl.

It wasn't until I heard relatives chatting during the Chinese New Year that I realized my dad was the real demon in the eyes of teachers and parents.

My dad: What’s the point of looking at a partner based on looks? You can eat faces.

The mother who chose my father: Do you want to guess why I was with you in the first place?

My dad: Don’t take photos of others when traveling. It’s very rude.

When my dad was on a business trip at his own expense, he would post photos of himself with people big and small on WeChat Moments every few hours.

My dad: Wear your clothes properly, don’t dress them in a messy way.

My dad when he was young: a rebellious boy who dressed like a womanizer, wearing cheongsams and sneakers with his brothers.

"My dad told me not to get into trouble and not to be afraid of it. When he was in junior high school, he caught snakes and put them in his pocket to scare people, and even hit teachers. Why wasn't he expelled? Because he had good grades [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]. Why didn't he finish junior high school? Because he wanted to make his own way in life [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]"

"My dad: If you are addicted to games, your life is over.

My dad back then: He spent the whole day in the arcade and got punished by my grandfather.

"My mom told me that I must find an ugly partner, because being handsome is useless. I asked her why she chose my dad, and she said: He was too handsome, and I couldn't resist the temptation."

"My mom rejected a 1990s guy whose family owned a factory. Now that uncle seems to have opened a pretty big bakery, otherwise I'd be the second-generation breadwinner by now. My mom didn't like him because he was ugly [black face]. Later, she was very picky until she was 30 before marrying my dad. When I asked her why she liked my dad, he would stutter a little when he was nervous. My mom told me that he was the best-looking of the people he went on blind dates with [black face]."

"My dad: You must listen to your parents' opinions before getting married

He himself: I eloped to Mexico with my mother when I was 20 years old."

"I remember I heard somewhere that my dad was the most popular boy on campus when he was in school, and later he worked in a restaurant. Then my great-grandmother introduced him to my mom. My dad's hair was already curly at the time, and then he had it permed with tin foil. My mom was so fascinated by him. I think my dad must have been quite a scoundrel when he was in school, but I never heard him say that."

"My grandfather always told girls to be quiet and not to curse. When he was young, he learned to curse in Mongolian. He was from Inner Mongolia, and the only language he knew was curse."

"My mom liked Fei Xiang when she was young, and my dad's name has the character 'Xiang' in it, so he told my mom he was Fei Xiang [silly smile]"

Ancestors: As expected, the reason we see such unreliable descendants now is that it started from their parents’ generation. They are not serious people.

Unlike us, he never acts naughty. Whether at home or outside, he is always serious and steady. You can tell at a glance that he is reliable and trustworthy.

Oh, really? Then who was it that watched others pooping in the toilet and sprinkled water on their heads for fun, and then came back and told his family about it with relish as a way to show off?

If my parents hadn't told me, I wouldn't know now whether that damned bad guy sprinkled water or urine on my head when I was going to the bathroom. Big brother, you've really given me a hard time all these years! [Smiling with a fake smile]