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Chapter 446: Looking at Humanity from a God’s Perspective
[Seeing Humanity from God’s Perspective]
Actually, humans are pretty cute.
[I built such a big roller coaster just to scare myself]
[He even built a dark little house and paid someone to scare him]
[I would also find some small hairs and stick them on my eyes, pretending they were my eyelashes]
[I don’t like to eat the crops I worked so hard to grow, but I let them ferment and then drank until I was dizzy.]
[Whenever they live one more year, they will happily buy a small cake to celebrate]
Feeling unwell,
“Humans are also quite stupid. They spend money to lock themselves in a box called school [black face][black face]”
"Yes, yes, and when some little people quarrel, they will tear each other into pieces, hiding a piece here and a piece there."
"Some of the little people will run to the top of the small box and then jump down with a plop [thinking]"
"Some people will push others into noodle soup, and some people will urinate in the pot."
"In fact, the villain can comfort himself. When he is particularly unhappy, he will find a rope and put it around his neck, then hang himself up. After 3 minutes, he will no longer be unhappy."
"Every day I drive my toy car out to play, queue up on the road and stop and go at traffic lights."
"Humans will also celebrate because their planet has revolved around the sun [silly smile]"
"One day in heaven is one year on earth, so is God observing humanity at double the speed?"
"I also eat a lot of sweet and salty food to make myself plump, and then I lose weight vigorously."
"You can also think of it this way: a body filled with a bunch of internal organs, and four tentacles growing out of it, each with five tentacles branching out from the end.
A round sphere grew out of the body, and inside the sphere was a hard, unknown substance inserted into the body. There was also a hard, unknown substance in the mouth, and a layer of flesh wrapped around the outside. There was also an unknown liquid attached to the eyes.
"Every day, after their planet rotates around, they're covered with the blankets of their choice and sleep. They can't show their belly buttons or feet, or they'll think they'll be taken away by little monsters [pig head]"
"I always thought the bus was a bug. It would move along the road, stop to eat a few little people (from the front door), and sometimes stop to poop out a few little people (from the back door), and sometimes it would eat and poop at the same time."
"I often use a bird's-eye view of myself [a foodie]. Sometimes when I feel lazy and don't want to take care of my skin or clean up, I'll pretend I'm on a variety show, with a bunch of guests watching me in the observation room, and then I'll get moving. They'll also intersperse a few compliments about myself, which makes me very motivated."
Our ancestors under the canopy: Looking at them from a God's perspective? It always feels weird.
Let’s see what their daily life is like. Wouldn’t it be a bunch of jumping little people fighting against another bunch of jumping little people, and both sides would be bleeding profusely?
Humans are cute? Oh, if those so-called gods saw some bandits killing people wearing bright clothes just for these beautiful little stones (gold and silver), would they still be cute?
A wealthy businessman who had escaped death by chance was indignant about this. What kind of person is he!
I'm not refusing to give you money if you ask for it, but I'm not only asking for money but also killing people. Luckily, I'm lucky enough to have survived this great disaster, and I'm sure I'll have good fortune in the future. People like me will surely be invaluable in the future!
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