【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 435: Humans’ Understanding of Bigger is Less Than One Percent
[Whenever I thought I knew Bigger well]
【The truth always makes me discover】
[I know less than one percent of the evil Xiaobi]
[I thought that the beagle article that caused widespread discussion]
I also wanted to die holding it.
[It’s already surprising]
[But Beagles are more evil than you can imagine]
【Some victims have revealed】
[I actually raised this kind of dog, and I almost had a breakdown during those years.]
[He rummaged through my refrigerator and stole my supplements four or five times, and flooded my house two or three times by turning on the tap.]
When I was about to go to school at the beginning of the semester, it broke free from its leash and ran away. I chased it for half an hour, and it ran for several miles. It ran when I chased it, and it rested when I rested.
[Later, I pretended to pet the puppy on the roadside, and it got angry when I saw it, so it came close to me]
Because it stole too much of my supplements.
[During that time, my life bar was always flashing]
[Later, I begged for a long time and finally sent it back to its hometown]
[Once, all the dogs in the village were stolen]
【The only thing I didn’t steal】
[Later, she became pregnant and gave birth to 10 babies]
Oh my god, ten of them!
[Later, all the puppies were given to the homes of those who lost their dogs.]
I haven’t dared to return to the village for five years since then.
[Isn't this a pure demon boy sweeping the entire village? ]
"I met a little bee before and asked its owner if it was destroying the house. Its owner smiled and said that it had torn up all the floors in their house. His house has wooden floors [heart]"
"Let the Border Collie raise the Beagle, so that all the Border Collie's intelligence and energy will be used on the Beagle [You are not very good]"
"Guess what [laughing silly] I can fix anything now... From plumbing to floor tiles and skirting boards, I can fix them all [crying pretentiously] Because hiring a repairman is too expensive, and when I was little I was tearing things down every day and it really drove me broke. I'm at my wit's end!"
"I have a friend who has a Beagle. They were fighting with elementary school students for the slide. I was helping walk the dog and I didn't keep an eye on it. The dog broke free from the leash and ran away.
Then we chased it from one neighborhood to another, and then ran back from that neighborhood. After we ran back, he also ran. I rested, and he also rested. And when I rested, he still swam in front of me, and I couldn't catch him.
"This Beagle is suitable for rural areas. My family used to raise a Beagle and a Corgi mix. Many people in the village like it [poke hand hand][poke hand hand]. As long as anyone is chopping stuffing for dumplings, it will get a meal."
"In our village, the neighbor across the street has a beagle. Every time I walk by, I can hear it barking all the time [silly smile]. I can also hear it barking occasionally at home."
Our ancient ancestors said: This dog looks just average, okay, actually it's quite cute, just a little bit. How come a dog with such great lethality still has so many people keeping it?
Could it be that, as people in later generations say, they have a congenital masochistic constitution?
The Alliance of Victims of Modern Beagle Ownership: If you can’t speak, stop talking. It’s a bit sad (┯_┯)
This dog doesn't look like a guard dog at all. It's no different from a devil. For a moment, I really don't know what the purpose of raising this dog is. Is it to guard the house or to destroy the house?
Also, does it really make that weird "wer wer" sound? Don't all older dogs bark "wang wang"? Why is this yellow and white dog from later generations so different?
If we also have such a bad dog here who is noisy, destroys the house and makes trouble, I will definitely pack it up as a gift and send it to my nemesis/enemy/annoying relative. If you have something that can annoy him, please don't bother me.
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