【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[During an exam, what is the difference between what the teacher teaches and what the students answer? ]

[Teacher taught: Yuan Shikai stole the fruits of the revolution

Student's answer: Yuan Shikai stole the fruits of the revolution and wanted to be the snack president.

[Teacher taught: Su Shi is a bold and unrestrained poet, Li Qingzhao is a graceful and elegant poet

Student's answer: Su Shi is a powerful poet, Li Qingzhao is an idol poet.

[Teacher taught: Lin Xiangru took the Heshi Bi and went to Qin State overnight

Student's answer: Lin Xiangru took the Heshi Bi and went to Thailand overnight.

[Teacher taught: Granny Liu visits Rongguo Mansion three times, and Yang Zhi sells knives.

The student answered: Granny Liu selling knives.

[Biology knowledge taught by the teacher: Starch is initially decomposed in the mouth

Student's answer: The organ that initially breaks down starch is the mouth.

[The four-character idiom taught by the teacher: Unappreciated talent

Student’s answer: Talent is not cultivated.

"What! Yuan Shikai stole the devil fruit and wants to be the Pirate King! [Innocent]"

"This is a clear understanding of history. Yuan Shikai really died of diabetes [stares in despair][covers face][covers face][covers face]"

My Students: The Sarajevo Bed Incident, the Igniter of World War I

"That year, I took the test and got a white hair scratching to make it shorter. Because I hadn't memorized it, I checked the black hair scratching to make it longer. The whole school knew about it [九转大肠][九转大肠] I really wanted Zhuanzhuan to take me back."

“My students are awesome:

Antarctic representative animal: penguin

Arctic representative animal: Arctic energy

"Smoking in Humen, Burning Cigarettes in Humen, Exterminating Cigarettes in Humen, and Banning Cigarettes in Humen" My history teacher was already devastated when he found me and asked if the students in my class were going to take the exam for the Tobacco Bureau [You're not very good at it]."

"My Student: Qin Hui, the Anti-Jin General of the Southern Song Dynasty

Me: [a mess][a mess][a mess][a mess] This is a mistake in principle! "

"My daughter Yaya was talking to me about Yama one day (I think she was in third grade), and she was talking about it very clearly. I asked her if she meant Pluto [covering her face]. She was embarrassed for a second, then told me that the Yama she was talking about was a Chinese term, and that foreigners call it Pluto [covering her face][covering her face][covering her face]"

Teacher: Where did you learn that?

Student: I learned it through Douyin

Teacher: Don't tell others that you are my student when you go out.

Abroad: Who taught

Our teacher is xxx, and his work number is: xxxxx"

In ancient times, poets who wrote poems everywhere and complained that their talents were not appreciated were furious when looking at the sky curtain: What do you mean by "talent not being cultivated"? The students of later generations are really uncultured (｀Δ′)!

How could they be infertile as they are grown men, not women?

What they wrote clearly was their frustration at not being able to realize their talents.

The doctors who often took their pulses stroked their beards and muttered to themselves: "Who can say for sure about such things? Anyway, the mouths of scholars are the hardest to open. No matter how hard you try, you can't pry them open."

As he spoke, he took out a few packets of aphrodisiac recipes from the medicine box and added them to the medicinal food they usually ate.

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Qin Hui of the Southern Song Dynasty felt puzzled when looking at the sky. He pointed at himself and asked in surprise: Me, resist the Jin?

I am a weak and pro-peace civil servant, and you want me to fight against the Jin?

This is wrong!

The suppressed anti-Jin generals did not show it on their faces, but they actually sneered in their hearts: Not even strong enough to tie a chicken?

Haha, I think they are powerless against the Jin people, right?

When they were suppressing their military generals and reaping the wealth of the people, I wonder how arrogant they were, with rosy faces and full of energy. How could they show any weakness in their domineering appearance?