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【Ancient Major】

[Professionals more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies]

[Hey, what's your major called?]

[I studied computer science, there was no such thing in ancient times]

【Those who study computer science are called poor monks】

【? ? ?】

My wallet is called a refugee

[My personality is called a troublemaker]

What kind of people was I in ancient times?

[My name is——]

[Hurry up and tell me]

[The mechanics you studied should have been called blacksmithing in the past]

[You studied finance, so you can definitely open a bank]

[The food you learned should be put in the imperial kitchen]

[Studying the market, traveling back in time to become a peddler]

[In the past, people who studied philosophy were called the Hundred Schools of Thought]

[I studied astronomy, and I used to specialize in fortune-telling.]

【Studied medicine, formerly known as doctor】

【The education of learning is called Master or Sir】

【I learned English, so I can be considered an expert in it】

[Studied logistics, can be considered a bodyguard]

[I study chemistry and research the configuration of various elements.

People like you who can make elixirs are all called sorcerers.

[Before hotel management, it was called waiter]

[I studied history in ancient times and was called a historian]

【Studying metallurgy, can I be called the Emperor of Welding? 】

【Studying architecture, your name is Lu Ban】

[Civil engineering, which was called corvée in ancient times]

[In my previous life, I was called an accountant, and now I am studying accounting]

[I am a sports student, so I am a coach anyway]

[I studied law, and I used to be a lawyer to help people settle their grudges]

[Human Resources is called a "human tooth"]

[Can I be a charcoal seller if I study thermal energy?]

[The gods and men in the streets and alleys at that time are now called Tiankeng (biochemical environmental materials)]

“At first I thought for a long time why computers were called “poor monks” in ancient times, then I touched my forehead and realized, oh! I got it [crying]”

"Civil engineering has a long history in my country. As early as the Zhou Dynasty, there were records of civil engineering professionals in the "Book of Rites. Royal System". In the Qin Dynasty, this profession became more popular and, together with taxes, supported the country's economic structure. So the government gave this profession a resounding name - corvée."

"No place is called drifter, no job is called hooligan

I am just a gangster frozen to death"

"How do you call someone who studies broadcasting? Are you here to pass on the emperor's orders? [doge]"

"Watchman, 'Be careful with candles at midnight' [doge]"

"Then what was a modeler called in ancient times?"

"Yangshi craftsmen are in charge of house models. They can make anything from toys to palaces, simple as wooden sticks, or complex as waterwheels and mills. Yangshi Lei is an outstanding figure in this field. He made the model of Cixi's garden."

"I studied Chinese language at a normal school. I could have been a private school teacher. The best I could do was pass the exam to become a scholar. I definitely couldn't pass the exam to become a juren."

"Great, my major is suitable, I major in Traditional Chinese Medicine, I can save the world, but my level may be far better than other doctors. Fortunately, I have rich treatment ideas and know enough prescriptions by heart, so I may have some advantages if I go back to a more distant dynasty. Of course, it is also possible that the medicine did not exist at that time or was not called by that name, so I will have to start all over again..."

"I studied history, now I'm studying future studies [doge]"

"If you don't learn well, you can only "predict" the fate of the country. If you learn well, you can "predict" the fate of an individual official [doge]. The main point is to be a prophet!"

"[Eating watermelon] Then I studied firefighting, which means fire soldiers in ancient times. Fire soldiers: a rare species that appear during firefighting, charging into battle and pouring ice water on the fire.

I spent half a day learning fire protection engineering installation, which should be about placing water tanks and digging wells in the Forbidden City or courtyards.

[Eat melon] Of course, sometimes they would also do some odd jobs like salvaging corpses, after all, in ancient times, fire soldiers would not get paid if they did not work. They might make a little in the summer, and quite a bit in the fall, but not in the spring and winter.

[Laughing and crying] Good news, I can charge into battle.

Bad news, I might be a monster."

"In ancient times, urban and rural planning professionals were not high-level craftsmen [blushing]

"The craftsmen built the country, which was nine li square, with three gates on the sides. The country had nine longitudes and nine latitudes, and the longitudes were paved with nine tracks. The ancestral temple was on the left, the community temple was on the right, and the market was in the back. The market was facing one man."

——"Zhou Li·Kaogongji"

"In ancient times, veterinarians were high-level professionals who managed military horses and livestock and bred high-quality breeds. In ancient times when human and animal power was the main source of labor, veterinarians were definitely very powerful [support]"

The corvée laborers in the Qin Dynasty: So there was corvée labor in later times! It was called something quite high-level: civil engineering.

But what's the point? It's very tiring to do corvée labor. It's all physically demanding work, and if you're not in good health, you really can't handle it.

The wages are low and the work is heavy, and they are often beaten and scolded. They work every day without seeing their parents, and if they are unlucky, they can easily die.

Various Schools of Thought: What kind of thoughts did the person who studies philosophy learn? I really want to discuss the thoughts of later generations with him.

Three Kingdoms period.

Liu Bei: My brother who studies history, Xuande really needs you.

Please tell me whether the Han Dynasty was successfully saved? This is really important to me!

Ancient people: There are people in later generations who specialize in learning to be human dealers! This is so evil and has no conscience!

Doesn’t the imperial court do anything about such bad behavior?

Concubines and emperors who loved food in ancient times: Those who majored in food, show us your specialties from later generations. If they suit my taste, there will be a reward!

Ancient Interpretation: What language is English?

It doesn’t matter if the small countries can’t understand our language. Our emperor can just send troops to attack them. They will surrender voluntarily and learn the language of the Han/Tang/Yuan/Ming Dynasty.

Song.

The unfortunate sea merchants stranded in the West: We, we need it!

I really can't understand what these barbarians are saying. How can we cheat them out of their money? No, we should do business properly! [Looks eager for translation]