【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Modern version of the words of negative workers full of positive energy]

[Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, so why would I need an opportunity if I am not prepared?]

[Strong people don’t complain about their environment. I’m not strong, so I can complain.]

[People who are better than me work harder than me, so what’s the point of me working hard? Just keep sleeping.]

[If someone wants to feed me a sugar-coated bullet, I will lick the sugar coating first and then give the bullet back to him]

[Staying up late is both a slow death and a happy life]

[The King of Hell told me to die at three o'clock, and I would cut my own throat at two o'clock, just to get out early and leave a good impression on my boss]

“When you are useless, no one can take advantage of you [heart]”

“Saving a little won’t make you rich, spending a little won’t make you poor. Bitterness first doesn’t necessarily mean sweetness later, but sweetness first is sweet anyway”

“I have two mottos in life: 1. As long as you can endure hardship, there will be endless hardship.

2. Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to give up. "

"The capable work hard, the wise worry a lot, and the incompetent worry nothing [see]"

"I was born with talent, so I am useless [smile][rose]"

"As long as I am useless, no one can take advantage of me.

As long as I am a pile of shit, no one can step on my head

I was born with talent and it will be useful. Sorry, I was not born with talent, I was born by my mother.

There is a golden house in the book. Take the gold and leave.

Time is money, I would trade time for gold

The world kisses me with pain, okay, I die in pain.

Life tried to chew me up, but I melted in my mouth

Life rounds my edges so that I can roll further.

It is better to lose at the starting point than to lose at the end point, and it saves you a lot of running.

The boat has already passed through thousands of mountains. Wait a minute, I haven't boarded the boat yet!"

"Staying up late is a slow death

No, living is also

Then staying up late is not enough

Yes! Two negatives equal a positive [yeah]”

“Success comes from hard work, so what if I take a break today and tomorrow?”

"Gold will always shine, sorry, I am just a piece of glass

A little sunshine will make it bright."

"Respect others, and they will respect you. But I respect others, but they don't respect me. So I should stop respecting others and live my own comfortable life."

Our ancestors: It’s not okay for future generations to do this. They are too negative and lazy in their attitude towards life. How can they serve the country and bring honor to their family with such a mental state?

The princes of the Ming Dynasty who can only have fun all day because they can't be officials: Ah Qiu! Who, who is saying bad things about me behind my back? If I find out, hehehehe!

Aqiu, another loud sneeze came unexpectedly.

It's really strange, why do I sneeze so much recently? Seeing myself wrapped in three layers of tiger fur and fox fur winter clothes, I still suspect that I have caught a cold. No matter what, I took no one to the restaurant to eat mutton hotpot to warm myself up.

Tomorrow I will go to the hunting ground in the suburbs to shoot a few more snow foxes and ask the tailor in the mansion to make me a few more nice-looking and warm clothes, of all types.

These words, “If the God of Hell tells me to die at three o’clock in the morning, I will slit my throat at two o’clock, just to get out early and give a good impression to my boss”, have caused countless workers in various dynasties to burst into tears just because they wanted to show off in front of their bosses.

They said that they did not expect that they had to make a good impression not only on their leaders when they were alive, but also on the King of Hell after they died. This was a very miserable life.

If I publish an autobiography in the future, I don't need to think of a poetic or profound title. I can just use a simple sentence to easily summarize it: "My life of trying hard to impress my boss."