【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Abstraction is innate.

【I saw someone share it】

[My grandfather and I went to work in the fields]

[The weather was too hot, I couldn’t stand it, I fainted from heat stroke in the field]

[I was so upset that I rolled my eyes and couldn’t breathe]

[My dad thought I was rolling on the ground for fun]

[There are more abstract ones that are better than his]

[When I was young, I didn’t know there was such a thing as a grave]

[This is a little different from other bushes]

[It looks quite clean, with flowers and a table]

[So I thought of myself as the stage on TV]

[My grandfather was working with a hoe nearby]

[I was on someone's grave, pretending to be a big star, singing and dancing]

[My grandma thought I was possessed by some evil spirit]

[He knocked me to the ground with a big shovel]

Mu Yu saw this and laughed so hard late at night. She casually flipped through the comments section below and laughed so hard that she couldn't close her mouth. The many netizens in the comment section were even more of a gathering of heroes. Each of them had 18 martial arts skills and shared their abstract deeds, without repeating themselves:

"I watched the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics naked in the evening of 08. Athletes from various countries smiled and greeted the camera. I thought they were laughing at me, so I wrapped myself up in a blanket [watch] [cover face]"

"When I was a kid, I thought rolling my eyes meant thinking. Whenever the teacher looked at me, I would roll my eyes [listen to the song]"

"When I was a child, my grandfather asked me to buy star anise for 50 cents. I didn't know what star anise was at the time. I thought it was a coin. I thought about it for a long time but didn't know how to buy star anise for 50 cents [tears][tears]. I didn't dare to go into the store because I didn't know how to buy star anise for 50 cents [tears][tears][tears]"

"I often wet my pants when I was in primary school. I didn't dare tell my mom once. I knew my pants smelled so I sprayed some flowers on them and went to school. When I was in the car, someone asked me why I smelled so good. I didn't dare to say anything with my wet pants [split]"

“Aaaaah, when I was a kid I imitated anime and smiled with squinted eyes [tears rushing], and I also smiled like that at other people, and they thought I was a fool, and they even asked my aunt if I had a problem with my brain.”

"When I was a child, I didn't know what the yellow poles on the graves were, so I went to the graves and pulled them out to use as flags. I even said that the graves were my empire."

"When I copied answers for homework before, I only wrote "Omitted" on the answers to some questions. I thought this "Omitted" was the universal answer, so I wrote "Omitted" on all of them. When the teacher was marking my homework, he called me to the office to ask me, and I said that the answer was written like this, how could it be wrong [covering face]"

"When I was little, I loved biting my nails all the time. During the nap time in kindergarten, I bit off all the long nails in the class while the teacher was away [bad news][OK]"

"When I was a kid, my dad took me to dinner at a family dinner party. I volunteered to light the fire and saw the pesticide bottle was added in. I had seen adults put plastic bottles in the stove, so I thought it was the same [covering face]

As a result, the lid of the pot flew off with a bang, and all the mutton soup in the pot splashed onto me. My uncle came into the house to drink water, with his back to the pot, and his back was also splashed with mutton soup [covering his face]"

The ancestors under the sky also found it incredible after watching it.

Why are people in later generations more mischievous than each other?

What do you call this? They don't learn good things, but learn bad things. Their ability to do bad things is even better than that of their ancestors.

And why do we have to describe doing bad things in such a nice and abstract way?

This is clearly the result of a child who had no brains, was naughty and disobedient when he was a child. He would behave himself if he was beaten with the bamboo shoots and pork like them.

At the same time, the naughty son of the village chief of Lijia Village shared his abstract behaviors with his subordinates with a proud look on his face.

To prove how smart he is to do bad things without being discovered:

I still remember that during the Chinese New Year last year, I ate a lot because the New Year’s Eve dinner was very sumptuous.

When I was sleeping with my parents, if I wanted to go to the toilet to poop in the middle of the night, I would call my parents.

But the couple were both sleeping so soundly that no matter how much I called them, they couldn't be woken up. I had no choice but to climb out of bed by myself.

But I have a poor sense of direction and couldn't find the toilet in the middle of the night. I was so anxious that I ended up shitting in my father's and mother's shoes.

The next morning, they got up during the day and put on their shoes, and their feet were covered in shit.

Ah! What should I do? Boss, won’t your father be angry if you do this? The village chief usually has a very bad temper!

Of course they were angry, and later asked me about it. How could I dare to tell the truth? Whose children like to be beaten during the Chinese New Year? Isn't it embarrassing? I said I didn't know what happened, maybe it was Wangcai at home.

Normally, they liked Wangcai the most and treated him even more affectionately than me. Later, because of this incident, they withheld Wangcai’s meat for a whole month, which made Wangcai so angry that he kept whining all day long.

Wangcai: Woo woo woo woo! This is the first time in my life that I’ve experienced snow in June. I feel so wronged!