【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 34 What will this year’s Spring Festival Gala be like?

【This year’s Spring Festival Gala blind test skit program】

[Parents: Child, we have to go to work and can’t make it back in time

A child who just started primary school and cooked a table of dishes: Busy, everyone is busy, it’s better to be busy! 】

[On New Year's Eve, a woman couldn't stand working overtime at the company and went crazy and wanted to go home. A man came to persuade her, and they ended up making dumplings in the company.]

[Very good, the Spring Festival Gala director took out his little notebook and crossed out another one sadly]

[Host's opening words for the Spring Festival Gala: "Dear audience, have you finished get off work?"]

[The last sentence of the skit should be what is i person, what is e person, we are a family that loves each other and gets along with each other]

[You must be sweating profusely from planning the Spring Festival Gala! Hahahahaha! It feels like I'm forced to take on this job without any work to do.]

[Online Spring Festival Gala predictions: I didn’t k, chicken, you, Hakimi, I’m digging in the small garden, special forces travel, conspicuous bags, Zundu fake du, pure love warriors...]

"It starts in a neighborhood. An old man takes his child for a walk, and another man walks his dog without a leash. The child is frightened and cries. The old man argues and they argue with each other. In the middle, the old man suddenly has chest pain and lies on the ground. The one without the leash gets scared and performs CPR. The dog runs to call for help. In the end, the old man is saved, and the two groups comfort each other, and then they make dumplings together!"

"I think words like Zundujiadu and Special Forces Travel may still appear. After all, they are neutral jokes. I didn't k you, Ji Bi Ni, and my last name is Shi. Even if the Spring Festival Gala is bad, the director will not allow such words to appear, so don't worry."

“It’s outrageous yet reasonable.”

"I really miss the 83 Spring Festival Gala. It was really fun back then!"

"[doge] Left-behind college students, "Zundu Jiadu" made me laugh to death, what kind of rice is Hakimi, can it be eaten [doge]"

"Now the more correct bets you make, the more first-time photo galleries you'll have for the Spring Festival Gala [sigh R]"

"If the Spring Festival Gala was like this, I would really die of laughter, hahahahahaha!!!"

"My comment is don't do this to death [shame R]"

"I'm sweating profusely, hahahaha, so many jokes"

“When will I be able to stop laughing when seeing people making dumplings [laughing and crying R]”

"It used to be the Spring Festival Gala that created the memes, and the audience enjoyed it for a whole year, but now it's the other way around, so boring [disappointed R]"

"Gah, thank you my family, I watched the Spring Festival Gala here in advance [Smile R]"

Our ancestors: We know about the Chinese New Year, but what is the Spring Festival Gala? Is it a show performed during the Chinese New Year?

Will there be people performing for common people like us during the New Year in the future? [Surprised]

What were dumplings before the Eastern Han Dynasty? Are they delicious? They look a bit like ears and a bit like ingots.

Why do we have to eat dumplings during Chinese New Year? Is there any special meaning behind it?

Zhang Zhongjing: This seems to be the medicine I invented to treat frostbite caused by the cold. It turns out that people in later generations called it dumplings, and they can only eat it during the Chinese New Year!

Tang Dynasty.

No, why would anyone still work overtime during the Chinese New Year? You don’t have to be so diligent, it makes us, the ancestors, look so lazy! Isn’t it better to stay at home and warm up by the fire in the winter?

If you work so hard all day, will your boss take pity on you and give you more money?

Some people who were just looking for fun pointed at the sky and asked, "Why don't these people like to watch their Spring Festival Gala? Isn't it quite interesting? We want to watch it but it's not available yet!"

The people around me thought about it and answered: Maybe these are old stories that are boring to later generations, so they are not interested! People always like to desire new and unknown things.

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