[Except for the high temperature, everything else has been brought down]

How could a city cause such a big mess?

[Chongqing also cancelled the high temperature due to the start of school]

[But it may be due to lack of experience]

[It turned into a local super heavy rainfall]

[Shocked Chongqing people: I was eating skewers outside just now! When I turned around, the pot was overturned]

[Chongqing please unconditionally return the Masheng rocking pants]

[Who knows whether he fired a rain bomb or a nuclear bomb?]

“Stop talking. In the last video I saw, the deputy director of the Chongqing Meteorological Bureau explained [cover face][cover face][cover face] and people are getting nervous [cover face][cover face]”

"Yesterday's rain had a lot of foreplay, almost two hours, with wind and lightning, but the rain lasted a total of 3 minutes and 26 seconds."

"I was watching a horror movie, and suddenly there was a huge bang like an atomic bomb, starting from zero frame, and I peed myself [smile][heart]"

"I went from Chongqing to Sichuan yesterday. I took the high-speed train to Neijiang for transfer. As soon as I got out of the train, the water poured down on me like a bucket. Really, they ruined our daily life [crying]"

"Well, I heard that the wind is blowing towards Chengdu. Brothers from Chongqing to Chengdu, please tell me if you see any pants with the following characteristics. I have three pairs of pants, two of which are hung up and one is worn. One is gray, with two holes as big as a fingernail on the left, and the two holes are very close to each other. There are three holes on the buttocks, one on the left and one on the right. The other one is red, and I bought it in my birth year. It doesn't have any holes yet, but the front is a little worn, and there is a small hole on the left side of the waistband. Also, I would like to ask the Meteorological Bureau for compensation [covering face]"

"Between artificial rainfall and natural disasters, I chose artificial disasters [tears]"

“Chongqing people: There are man-made natural disasters in this land... Have you heard the cries of the rockers?”

"The 9.2 Pants Shaking Incident that all people in the country must remember"

"The impact of his nuclear bomb is quite powerful. I am in central Sichuan. It rained for five minutes yesterday, and there was wind and thunder. It is even hotter today."

People in Chongqing in ancient times: No, will the people in our future generations be so crazy?

Who would create disasters for no reason?

This official is too careless. Our climate is already very hot, and you added heavy rain on top of the high temperature.

What is this for? What is this for?!

Do you think you are the reincarnation of the Dragon King? You caused a flood in such a hot summer day, and you treat people like steamed dumplings in a bun shop?

Even the clothes inside were blown away. Look at what people in later generations wore, so many bright clothes were blown away. Our ancestors’ hearts bleed just by looking at them.

Nowadays, every family can wear a piece of clothing for several years. Do you know how precious it is?

The ancestors from other regions didn’t feel the same way as the people from Chongqing, after all, they weren’t from here. But when they saw the absurd scene of pants flying all over the sky, they laughed so hard that their teeth showed, hahahaha! So funny!

What's floating in the sky is not rain, but your and my shaking pants. Just thinking about it makes me feel embarrassed.

The shy little girl thought that one day her underwear would be all over the sky like the curtain and be seen by strangers.

Oh! That, that is so embarrassing.

Just imagining the scene made me blush involuntarily with shyness.

Areas that suffer from drought every year long hope for rain: So people in later generations can really perform the magical skill of calling the wind and rain, how is such behavior different from that of gods?

Didn't you look carefully? People in later generations used rain bombs, not magic. You think too much. This kind of thing should be what people in later generations often call technology, which needs to be studied by the court.

Can the imperial court figure it out? If they figure it out, can it bring rain to us?

I don't know which dragon king we have offended. It has been nearly three years of drought. If it continues for another one or two years, I'm afraid our family won't even be able to pay the taxes next year!

The man who was speaking looked at his fields pitifully. Although he diligently fetched water and fertilizer from the distant mountains every day, the originally fertile land was now dry under the scorching heat. He was so worried that he couldn't sleep all night.

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