【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[It turns out that the wisdom of the ancients in dealing with Cthulhu is to slice it and cook it deliciously]

[Every time I read Shan Hai Jing and see humanoid monsters, I get scared]

[As a result, the ancestor ate him the next second]

[It is also specially noted that eating it can relieve one’s worries]

[The "Yunxian Miscellaneous Notes" once recorded that there were eyes in a large bamboo shoot: Pei Jingong found a large bamboo shoot in Lantian with three or four eyes, and it was so fragrant and delicious that he shared it with Zeng Xu]

[Cthulhu: This will be my first step into China??(◣д◢)??]

[Chinese: Delicious, delicious, add it to the recipe]

[Before encountering strange creatures, eat happily

After encountering the strange Cthulhu, I ate in fear]

“There is a strange fish on Uranus, named Cthulhu.

Auspicious signs from heaven can reduce hunger for thousands of people, so cut the ginger and eat it.

The road to godhood is extremely difficult, and this is what sustains Cthulhu. "

"There is a ghost in Xiling, it looks like a human, with red eyes and fangs, it hides during the day and comes out at night and likes to eat human blood, eating it can prolong life [see][see][see]"

"Cthulhu is portrayed as horrifying and incomprehensible by Westerners, but it doesn't even fit into the Taoist mythology."

"When I was watching Lord of Mysteries, I was afraid of the bugs and other things in it. I felt so disgusting and scary. Then the image that appeared in my mind was bee larvae, and then I thought of fried bee fetuses... I started drooling [covering my face]"

"When Cthulhu tried to influence this man with his mind, he felt a twisted evil and extreme fanaticism from his heart: "Taste something, taste something, taste something."

This kind of enthusiasm almost overwhelmed Cthulhu, causing him to have the illusion that his existence might be a delicacy. This group of creatures must be a more terrifying existence than the ancient gods.

"Do you know what Cthulhu is? When the Classic of Mountains and Seas came out, the ancestor of the guy who wrote Cthulhu might have still been eating raw meat and drinking blood. [Nine Turns of Large Intestine][Nine Turns of Large Intestine][Nine Turns of Large Intestine]"

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas not only tells you where the ingredients come from, but also tells you how to cook them and how they work."

"China's top ingredients are divided into two parts, one in the Criminal Law and the other in the Classic of Mountains and Seas [see]"

"Classic of Mountains and Seas: Those who can be beaten, eat them.

If you can’t defeat someone, there is a god.”

“Ingredients: delicious, well-beaten

Auspicious beast: can be eaten, but cannot be beaten

Fierce beast: unpalatable, unbeatable"

"I read a story about StarCraft in which the protagonist traveled back in time to eat the Zerg. I thought at the time, the author is indeed Chinese."

People under the sky: I have only heard of people who can’t find food, but I have never heard of people who can’t get food.

What Cthulhu!

How come we don’t encounter that thing here?

We don't get any good stuff. You're bullying the honest people! [Not convinced]

If we can meet you, we can also add a side dish or stew the potatoes at home. Potatoes are delicious with anything! [Slurp]

Readers who have heard of the story in "Yunxian Miscellaneous Notes": Hey, do you think this story is true?

There are eyes on the big bamboo shoots. I grew up in the mountains and forests and picked so many bamboo shoots, so how come I have never seen them before?

You can get by if you haven't seen it. Besides, didn't the curtain say what Cthulhu is? What is Cthulhu? It is an adventure that only great people or people with great luck can get. It is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

If someone were to encounter him casually, then what would be the difference between this so-called Cthulhu and the wild beasts and livestock that are everywhere in the forests and mountains?

I am just curious, how can there be such a strange bamboo shoot, not only with eyes, but also with three or four!

As the old saying goes, you are what you eat!

This bamboo shoot has so many eyes. If Pei Jingong in the book eats it, he will become like Sun Wukong with flaming eyes and golden pupils, just like what is written in the book!!!

No matter how far away the object is, you can see it clearly, and your eyes will not get tired no matter how long you look at it?

I'm so envious! I wish I could find that bamboo shoot too [from the desire of ancient myopia]