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Chapter 310 Chinese Succubus vs Western Succubus
[Western succubi are usually long-legged beauties with top-notch faces and perky butts, and goat horns on their heads that symbolize the devil]
[Usually, I seduce one target at a time. The lowest goal is to drain you dry. The highest goal is to be attracted by your status. The most ideal situation is to drain the whole world dry.]
[However, those in high positions can usually easily escape the temptation of succubus]
[The Chinese succubus is an alien, looking like a down-and-out uncle]
【But when I walk in front of you, I will say:】
[The world is now in turmoil, bandits are rising up, foreign races are invading, and the people are living in misery]
[Would you be willing to join me in clearing up the world, saving the people from suffering, and returning peace to the world? ]
"As soon as the emperor's uncle called out, the straw sandals were put on, the prime minister stabilized the army's morale, and the Northern Expedition conquered the Central Plains"
"Fake Succubus: Sir, the moon is just right now, how about you and I enjoy it together?
Me: So good!
Real Succubus: (Courtesy) The Han Dynasty is in decline. As the descendant of the Han family, I wish to revive the Han Dynasty and rebuild the Han Dynasty. This time, I invite you to come out and lend me a helping hand. Together with you, I will restore peace and order to this world [I am about to cry][I am about to cry];.
Me: I will devote my life to the cause until my death, and I will serve you as your master! [I am about to cry][I am about to cry]"
"I remember the author of the online novel controlled by Liu Huangshu, who turned from a Cao fan to a Liu hater into a crazy Liu fan [tears]
I wrote an online article about the Three Kingdoms just to criticize Liu Bei. I was so jealous that I couldn’t criticize him as I was writing and researching information. When I looked back, I realized that I had become a fan of Liu Bei [tears running][tears running]”
"[Unable to cry][Unable to cry][Unable to cry][Unable to cry][Unable to cry] When you were in your twenties and confused, an old man who was already famous suddenly grabbed your hand and asked: Sir, are you willing to help me support the Han Dynasty?"
"What is charm?
Enchanting all people in the world.
What is the devil?
Subdue all demons in the world.
Therefore, the one who can charm the people of the world and subdue all the demons in the world is called a succubus.
The real succubus: saves the people from hanging upside down and rescues them from suffering!
It's just a thought to save the people, will you come?"
"The Liu family is the top succubus family in China! Basically, there is a Han regime whenever there is troubled times."
"It is known that Emperor Guangwu of Han, Liu Xiu, won the battle by running to the front of the local commander, and then the other side bowed down [tears] and one person worked for a year to raise hundreds of thousands of troops [tears]"
"I don't know either. He talked about the world and the people, so I just followed him."
"The ancient Chinese succubus can be summed up in eight words: Mandated by Heaven, Live Long and Prosperous"
"This country is so beautiful that countless heroes are vying for it [covering face][covering face]"
Ancestors: What is a succubus? A beautiful woman who can seduce others?
Then why aren't our succubi like this?
They are totally different from the beautiful fairies with horns on their heads in the West and they all have the surname Liu. So are people with the surname Liu so awesome?
Can everyone become famous and even become an emperor?
Could it be true what Emperor Gaozu of Han said: He was not born of an ordinary womb, but was the son of destiny, and destiny was in Liu's hands? !
So can we change our surname to Liu now?
I don't ask to be an emperor and be powerful, but I just want to have a bright future and live a life of wealth and glory!
You are going to die, you unfilial son, you still want to change your surname? I think you don't want to acknowledge me as your father!
We have a blacksmith named Liu here. If you have a promising future, you can go and become his son! Our small temple cannot support your wealth and honor!
When the child's father heard that his child wanted to change his surname, he was so angry that his face turned red. He picked up the nearest shoulder pole and hit his eldest son, vowing to teach him a lesson!
Let him see how good he is!
Western Han Dynasty.
Liu Bang, the original founder of the Han Dynasty, was very happy after hearing this.
He did not blush because Tianmu called him a "succubus", and he joked to himself:
According to Tianmu, it seems that Naigong still has some indescribable charm.
Otherwise, are these people under me blind? They don't follow Xiang Yu but follow a grassroots like me (of course, they have successfully counterattacked now)
All the civil servants and military officers under my command must be fascinated by Nai Gong every day!
Alas! This person, being too popular is not good. After thousands of years, he still can’t rest in peace and needs to be loved and admired by later generations from time to time.
Right, Han Xin, you think so too, right?
Han Xin stood upright in the simple court: I am really impressed. Even when I was in a daze, this old Deng would say something to me from time to time.
It's true that when life is free, there are more things to do! [So annoying]
So he casually said a few perfunctory words: Oh, yes, yes, yes, they like you very much, Your Majesty, and they never forget to talk about you every day!
Liu Bang: Why is this guy praising someone so harshly? Is he mocking me? [Suspicious]
Three Kingdoms period.
Liu Bei, who had already successfully taken root in Shu and proclaimed himself emperor: The deeds of the people on the sky curtain sound so familiar. Are they referring to me, my second and third brothers, and the righteous people who helped us support the Han Dynasty?
So, will we succeed in the end, and will our ideal of supporting the Han Dynasty be realized?
After all, our Han Dynasty has been passed down for four hundred years. So many ancestors have fought hard to protect this country. Many times, the country was on the verge of collapse, but they managed to save the situation. I believe that it will not end with me.
Definitely not!
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