【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Help! I found out why I can’t be the heroine of a novel.

In the novel

The male protagonist smiled evilly: Woman, you are playing with fire!

Female lead: (blushing) (shy) (dare not speak)

Me: What's the matter? Did I burn your butt?

Male protagonist: As a woman, don’t you care about your reputation?

Heroine: Explain, Kuku explains

Me: I have a good reputation, both good and bad. It was what it was before, and it is abnormal now.

Male protagonist: Can’t you just give in to her?

Female lead: (grievance) (compromise)

Me: How dare you talk to me like that!

The male protagonist cried out in the heavy rain because he missed Bai Yueguang

Female lead: (pain) (heartache)

Me: Laughing to death!

"Brother Lin Yu is really going to make me die of laughter! Hahahaha! Really, my friends and I will call xx brother and xx sister when we see something funny"

“It’s exactly the same. It’s so funny. Hahahaha!”

"Male protagonist: Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention.

Female lead: (shy)

Me: Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention."

"The domineering stepfather: Apologize to Cha Cha quickly, the heroine: Give up explaining, apologize with a dead heart, me: Cry and crawl on the ground in a dark and twisted manner, crying and begging the other party to let me go or I will bite his ass!"

"I found out why I can't be the heroine of the novel (the hero screams in the rain because he misses Bai Yueguang) (the heroine feels distressed) Me: Damn it! I embraced the sad male god with a smile"

"Hahahaha! This is a popular way of playing on the Internet now, right?"

"Female 2: Oh, sister didn't splash me on purpose, maybe it was just an accident.

Male lead: Can you please stop being unreasonable?

Heroine: It's not me, it's not me (keep explaining)

Me: You are so arrogant because you drink some horse urine. If you mess with me, your life or death is unpredictable. If your hands are shaking, go to the neurology department! Even if Tiantian brother wants to lay eggs, the doctor can't save you. I didn't say you are, right? If you are color blind, go to the ENT department. If you have water in your brain, go to the mental hospital. None of you are normal. What are you looking at? Have you fallen in love with your father?"

Ancient times

Some women who have been wronged in their husbands' homes and are sad and depressed: Uh, huh? ? ?! Are women in later generations like this? How come they are so lively and active? Uh, this word doesn't seem right, wild?

There are also people who get caught in the rain and are called Brother Rain. What a ridiculous name!

At this rate, they will too!

Then, if their husbands are philandering and often go to brothels, should they be called Brothel Brothers? If they have smelly feet, they should be called Stinky Foot Brothers? If they often curse and say unpleasant words to hurt others, they should be called Dirty Mouth Brothers...

Some old men with pedantic ideas were so angry after watching the video that they cursed as usual: What's wrong with women in later generations? Don't they care about virtues at all?

How can you talk like that? How can you be so vulgar? You don't care that you are a woman and you don't follow the moral principles of a woman!

The people around him all looked used to it, and some young people were particularly excited about what he said.

He muttered: "You are old but you are always meddling in this and that. You keep blaming me over and over again for just a few words. If you don't want to watch, you don't have to watch. You are not tired of blaming me, but I am tired of hearing it! I think you are not much better! That is a person from the future. If you have the guts, go to the future and take care of things!"

Old masters: Hmm? Ah Qiu, Ah Qiu! Who? That shameless person is saying bad things about me behind my back!

People who are not good at talking will immediately come up with new ideas after reading this. It turns out that this is how you can respond to others and argue with others. If it doesn’t work, just go crazy and piss others off to death.

The main point is that if I don’t have a good life, you won’t have an easy life either!

I have broadened my horizons. I have really broadened my horizons in the future!

What a powerful mouth you have. We are your ancestors, can you lend us your skills?

The ancients with strange thinking: Weeping and crawling on the ground in a dark and twisted manner, crying and begging the other party to let me go or I will bite his ass. What is that action? Can you explain it in detail? I want to see it! [Expecting] [Expecting] [Expecting]

Emperor Wu of Han Liu Zhuzhu: Wow! The mouths of women in later generations are so poisonous and wild! They go crazy regardless of the occasion.

Even more powerful than my father's concubine! Even worse! Tsk tsk tsk, luckily my Wei Zifu is not like that.

But what is an evil smile? (Piggy is curious)