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Chapter 307: Plants can go crazy too?
[It turns out that plants can also go crazy, get jealous, and get angry]
[A netizen asked why the leaves of the jujube tree at home grew strangely and messily, and were different from other jujube trees]
[The person below replied: Crazy, even an apricot tree can go crazy. There was an apricot tree in my home that went crazy for several years, and no one took care of it. Later, it came to its senses and produced a lot of fruits, but it died the next year.]
[I am a student majoring in plant protection. This is the jujube madness disease, which is quite common! There is no solution at present. It is contagious. If it goes crazy, you can only cut it down.]
【ah? ! 】
[Suddenly I feel that this world is so crazy, even the trees are crazy]
"Plant a beauty pine tree next to it and persuade it [cover face][cover face][cover face]"
"My family has a Chinese prickly ash tree, which produces a lot of peppers every year. We basically have enough to eat without having to buy more, and we can even share some with friends.
One year, the pepper trees were full of delicious fruit, but before we could pick them, our neighbors stole them all.
As a result, the tree didn't grow a single pepper in the second year. I said that this tree was very temperamental and it was angry.
Later, every time I went to water it, I told it to steal whatever it wanted. It didn’t matter who ate it. We were all neighbors anyway, and outsiders couldn’t get in. It didn’t need to get so upset. Then, out of the blue, it started to produce peppercorns again [covering face].”
"There is a jujube tree in my high school. It belongs to the principal. It was planted in a very secluded place. No one has found it. The leaves have been gnawed by crickets and the jujubes are bitter, but I like to eat them. I stand there with it during breaks. In the summer, when there is a drought and no one waters it, I carry a kettle to water it, touch its trunk and praise it. The jujubes grew better the second year and were much sweeter. [九转大肠]"
"The jujube tree at my home has a lot of jujubes, and they are delicious [九转大肠] It went crazy for no apparent reason. I cut down the tree, but the ones that grew back were still crazy [九转大肠] There was nothing I could do, I had to cut it down [泣难声]"
"And the madness of this tree is contagious. If you chop it down with an axe, and then use the same axe to chop down other trees, the other trees will be infected with the madness. A few years ago, my neighbor planted a jujube tree downstairs. It used to bloom and bear fruit every year, but after his old lady passed away, the jujube tree went crazy."
"When I was a kid, I heard that if two people shared a date under a date tree, the tree would go crazy. So we poked all the date trees in the village, and one of them really went crazy and stopped bearing dates [covering face]"
"When I was a kid, there was a cherry tree at home. It would bear lots of cherries every year, until one year, my dad [thanks to] my stupidity in pruning its leaves. Since then, it has not borne any fruit. Now it seems like she is angry. I don't know how she cursed my dad, the Tony teacher [cry]"
Our ancestors who like to plant fruit trees in their yards: Ah? Ah!
Can the trees we plant go crazy?
No, it's not a human, how could it go crazy? Could it be that it has been planted in the yard for decades and has become a monster?
There is no cure for this problem yet. If the trees we have planted with great difficulty go crazy one day for no apparent reason, then all our hard work for more than ten years will be in vain. It would be a waste of time!
Some hot-tempered fruit farmers were so angry that they rushed to the fruit tree with machetes, baring their teeth and threatening it viciously: Little tree spirit, don't go crazy!
If you dare to go crazy and don't grow fruit for me, I will chop you to pieces with a machete. Do you hear me?
Fruit Tree: Family members, who understands!
I was inexplicably threatened and intimidated in broad daylight.
Damn it! Do they have the right to plant trees? I will report to the authorities and the central government! ??(◣д◢)??
Rich people who have been longing for a longer life all their lives: So, if a fruit tree that has cultivated into a spirit bears fruit with spiritual power, can eating it make one immortal? ( ??? ? ??? )
I don't mean anything else, I'm just a little curious (???w???)
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