【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 305: Chinese people are really far behind in the field of nicknames

[There was a man who came to our company to apply for a job. He repeatedly said that he had taken all the possible certifications. We called him the Certification King.]

[There used to be a handsome guy selling fruits in our school. We secretly called him the Fruit King]

[When I was a child, I had a classmate named Zhang Liangen. My classmates called him Xiaobaicai because in our place, Xiaobaicai is sold with its roots pulled out.]

[My junior high school teacher is called Liu Hua. He is usually very fierce and not a good person. We call him Andy Lau the Bad Guy.]

[The high school physical education teacher likes to wear a red and blue sportswear, and everyone calls him Crispy Rice]

"I have a friend whose crushes are all gay. We call her the cashier because she is good at making change. [Laughing and crying]"

"Our high school history teacher was very socially anxious. She was afraid that students would go to her to ask questions after class. When the bell rang, she would run away faster than anyone else. Her name had the character 'Mei' in it, so we all called her Liuliu Mei, hahahahahaha"

"Hahahaha, our former class teacher smoked and drank, his teeth were yellow and thick, we called him the Empress Dowager [laughing and crying]"

"The middle school principal has a Mediterranean appearance, but a few strands of hair are flying, so he's called Head & Shoulders [Doge]. This nickname has spread so widely that no one knows his last name. I heard that some parents even call him Teacher Hai [Secretly Observing]"

"The class next door said they gave their teacher a prize. I asked what prize it was, and they said Nobel Prize (it was so funny that my friends in Sichuan and Chongqing could understand it)"

"A male high school teacher who likes to wear perfume during evening self-study. We call him Tuberose."

"One of our former principals had some sort of illness, but his head would shake unconsciously. I don't know if it came from the teachers or the students, so he got the nickname 'Shake'. As a result, a student actually greeted her and said "Hello, Principal Yao", and the principal told the student that her last name was not Yao. It's like putting your face close to the camera and opening it wide"

"There is a Japanese skater who always takes second place. We Chinese netizens gave him a nickname, Cashier Counter."

"I remember there was someone who often won bronze medals, and netizens called him Tongquetai [covering face]"

Ancestors: Hey, these descendants have exactly the same habits as us!

We also like to give our neighbors easy-to-remember nicknames, so that even if we can't remember people, we can still call them by their nicknames and occasionally get together to chat about village gossip.

The nickname is vivid and easy to remember. When you are chatting about gossip, if someone doesn't know why the person is called this, just

For example, Zhang Mazi from the village lost a large sum of money gambling outside and was severely beaten up by Mangkouer (a person with a fat and strong physique) from the neighboring village. He has been staying in bed and unable to get up ever since.

Hey! Why did the people from the next village beat up that pockmarked man when he lost money? What's going on?

Could it be that the money he lost was lent to him by that stingy guy?

Hey! You just got married, it's normal that you don't know some things.

Zhang Mazi didn’t look like he does now in his early years. He was a very handsome young man and one of the most handsome young men in our area.

Although his family was poor and he had been idle and had no skills in his early years, he was favored by the daughter of the village chief of the neighboring village. The daughter threw her heart into him and pestered his father to marry him.

那打人的莽抠儿是她哥,听到自己妹妹喜欢他,看不得妹妹嫁过去受麻子家人的委屈,直接冲人家里逼麻子去他家做赘婿,要是不同意就把他胖揍一顿,一顿不成再两顿。

Wow! Is it so exciting? Is there more? I want to hear the sequel~

The young wife, who was so bored that she was picking her calluses on her hands just now, became interested after hearing the exciting parts and couldn't wait to know what would happen next.

Hey, hey, why are you so anxious, little girl? Just listen to me slowly!

Zhang Mazi! I had a hard childhood. Of course, my life now is not so good either.

He had never had enough to eat since he was a child. The only things he could eat were grass roots, tree barks, and snacks that he tricked the village girls into giving him. How could he bear this?

At first he would rather die than agree, but after being hung up and beaten twice he became obedient and nodded in agreement to whatever Mangkouer said.

Then, after Zhang Mazi became a son-in-law, his life became better and he gradually became lazy.

He is not a hardworking person to begin with. Just a few days after getting married, he asked his wife to do all the work and he just wandered around doing nothing all day.

Mangkouer had always looked down on him, thinking that he was as thin as a bamboo pole, had a pretty face, and was a smooth talker, not a good person.

Later, seeing how lazy he was and how he left all the work to his sister, she couldn't stand it anymore and would beat him up every now and then when she found out he hadn't done any work.

After a long time, Zhang Mazi couldn't stand it anymore!

He didn't feel any pain from being beaten all day long, so he persuaded his wife to move to his house, saying that he wanted to visit his parents and missed them after not seeing them for such a long time.

His wife was also not in a clear mind. Once Zhang Mazi coaxed her on the kang, she didn't think about anything and just ran after him!

No matter how the family tried to stop her, she would not listen. There was nothing they could do! The village head's wife felt sorry for the daughter she had given birth to in her old age, so she gave her a thick dowry.

As a result, in less than half a year, Zhang Mazi became addicted to gambling. He was away from home all day and wanted to eat and sleep in the casino. In the past, he used the money his wife earned from weaving, but now that his wife could no longer see, he gambled away the dowry she brought with her and could not get it back.

So, Mangkouer heard about this and came all the way from the next village just to give Zhang Mazi a beating!

After the beating, he threatened that if he dared to use the money his sister earned to gamble again, he would break his legs.

Zhang Mazi is so scared that he is hiding in his bed at home and dares not come out. His wife is a virtuous woman and is taking good care of him. It's just that her brother is a little fierce, and no ordinary man can stand it!

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