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[You and your classmate are running for class monitor. In the end, you are elected, but he loses and cries. People around you are making a fuss: "Look, he's crying, are you still going to be the monitor?"]

How would you handle this?

[First, establish good relations with other schools, and then join forces to kill all other classes in your own school, and then kill other schools. This is Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng]

[Kill the crying ones, and kill their accomplices at the same time, select girls as class leaders, set up reporting boxes in the class, report those who oppose the class leader to each other, and then kill them, this is Wu Zetian]

[The crying person was also appointed as the monitor, and everyone in the class was appointed as the monitor... The class was divided into 36 groups, and everyone was told to work together to realize a peaceful and prosperous world without homework, classes, or punishments. Everyone was asked to wrap yellow scarves on their heads and chant slogans: School is dead, playgrounds should be set up in the afternoon, and the world will be blessed. This is a great and wise teacher! The main theme is that everyone is equal! This person is Hong Xiuquan]

[He made an appointment to fight with the instigator, and then brought all his buddies to fight. As a result, they were all beaten into the hospital and he was locked up in a small dark room. My younger brother served as the squad leader for him for a few days. When his family members bailed him out, he turned around and kicked my younger brother out and became the squad leader himself. He also kicked out the deputy squad leader who supported my younger brother to be the squad leader. This is the Ming Dynasty God of War Zhu Qizhen]

[Kill all those who are crying, making noises, the monitor of the next class, the one making noises, the monitor of the whole grade, and the one making noises in the whole grade. The main point is that as long as I can't get better, no one in the world can get better. This is Huang Chao]

[Tell him a joke, make him laugh, then mock him, make him cry, then tell him another joke, make him laugh, then mock him again...pull it like crazy until he can neither laugh nor cry, this is Genghis Khan]

[Set up a study cabinet (study group), let the deputy monitor, study committee member and discipline committee member take charge, and play with your phone every day. This is Wanli]

Netizens in the comment section have been busy making fun of it——

"Cry, cry, cry, you've cried away all the blessings of this class! This is my mother-in-law."

"He was beaten with eighty sticks in the court and carried back to his hometown on a door panel. This is Zhang Juzheng [doge]"

The Emperor and Empress Dowager of the Qing Dynasty actively applied to join the battle: "Find someone from another class to teach someone from your own class a lesson. This is Puyi."

"Declaring war on the entire grade, giving the entire grade snacks and milk tea as compensation, this is Empress Dowager Cixi"

"He was named Aqina, Sethhei, and was not allowed to leave his seat. This is Yongzheng [Smile R]"

Reply to the above post, "Yongzheng probably wrote a long article to prove that his becoming the monitor was in accordance with procedures and rules. No matter how pitifully the person crying is crying, he still has to follow the rules. If he can't be elected, he can't be elected. His election as the monitor is what the people want. The person crying didn't make trouble for Yongzheng every day like the Eighth and Ninth Masters, so Yongzheng would not have directly included him."

The Tang and Song Dynasty version of the king who lost his country in the troubled times vs. the king who founded his country: "You try to avoid the crying one every day, and you coax him when you have to meet him. You keep writing poems and expressing your feelings in private. In the end, the crying one still becomes the class monitor. I admire your ending - Li Yu."

"You put on the uniform of the head teacher, took full control, gave the positions of group leader and class representative to those who cried and made noises, and managed the class in an almost perfect order. When everyone sincerely obeyed you, you transferred to another school early - Zhao Kuangyin's ending."

Zhang Xianzhong reappeared in the later generations: "Is there anyone who killed all the parents, neighbors, and relatives of all the students in the class, the next class, the next grade, the whole school, and the next school? I should be that person."

"This monitor is going to report him for crying and causing chaos in the whole class. He deserves to be punished!"

"To those who are stirring up trouble: Don't slander someone's innocence out of thin air - this is Kong Yiji."

"Hahahahahaha! Li Shimin probably cried along with him, and cried even harder than him. He is considered the most tearful emperor in history."

"This is the first time I feel the charm of historical celebrities. They are so awesome... After reading the whole article, I learned: Slaughter them all!"

Li Shimin's eyes were filled with tears: It's all over, my reputation is ruined, and I will become a crybaby in the future generations!

He turned to his Empress Changsun for comfort.

Ying Zheng: This is the policy of our great Qin Dynasty to make friends with distant countries and attack nearby ones! People in later generations are indeed good at learning.

Huang Chao, who had not yet started the uprising: Is that me?

It should be just a name. I am a well-mannered scholar, well-read and elegant. It is impossible for me to be so cruel!

Emperors of the Qing Dynasty: How could our Empress Dowager Cixi be so cowardly!