【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Education is like your family. Everyone praises it for being stable, but only you know the mess at home.]

[The Chinese language is like your husband. Everyone says your husband is good, but only you know that your husband is not good.]

[Computers are like the second generation of rich people. Everyone knows that they are rich, but it has nothing to do with you]

[Preschool education, being sold to the deep mountains to take care of children, facing difficult relatives and evil mother-in-law alone, relatives and friends still think you are living a leisurely and comfortable life in the deep mountains]

[Learning mathematics is like marrying up. Others advise you to marry someone of equal status, but there is nothing you can do about it. After you marry him, you realize that you married up. You can’t understand his obscure ideas, and he doesn’t know the smoothness of your brain. You want to divorce but no one else wants you. You finally survive and die...]

[It is recommended to listen to your parents, so that you will have someone to complain to in the future]

[Learning architecture is like marrying a wealthy man who is now bankrupt. Everyone wants you to divorce him. You want to divorce him but you are afraid that he will make a comeback.]

[Learning accounting is like marrying a man who looks like he is rich, but in fact only you know he is a playboy. Not only does he not like you, but he also uses you for his own benefit. If something goes wrong, he will let you take the blame for him.]

[Art students are not only homeless but also arrogant]

[Choose whatever you want! You'll have to work a job you don't want to do anyway]

【Study medicine! Final exams and college entrance exams, but you find yourself again】

"When choosing a major, you should be careful about backstabbing majors. I knew that the accounting market has been bad, so I carefully avoided accounting when choosing a major and chose taxation. I didn't expect to find out later that it was a hidden version of accounting. I am not as good as other accountants after I graduated [cry][cry]."

"You have to choose a good major, and be careful about the final exams and college entrance exams [laugh and cry][laugh and cry], otherwise you will be exhausted during the four years of college."

"Let me talk about Chinese language and literature. The focus of this major is: linguistics, literature

1. Not cultivating writers

2. If you just like reading novels, don’t come, especially if you just want to read and don’t like to analyze.

3. Some people need to learn classical literature and phonology. The former is very troublesome to do homework, and the latter is difficult to understand even when you pick up a pen.

4. Students majoring in teacher training must learn at least 6 more teacher professional skills courses and take teacher professional ethics courses every semester.

5. There are a lot of group assignments, and the groups are usually based on dormitories. If you don’t have a good relationship with your roommates, change dormitories immediately.

6. If you apply for this major, you will most likely be rejected for the secretary major (probably because there are more female students)

7. You have to buy a computer in your freshman year.”

"Choose what you like. You'll suffer for the rest of your life anyway, but at least you can be happy for a few years."

"I liked chemistry when I was a child, and I studied chemistry in college. Now I am working in chemistry and I am very happy [OK]"

"I studied nursing and can barely make ends meet. I can have enough food to eat, but it's impossible to eat well. I may not have food to eat in the future. I heard from the old guys that they haven't issued performance bonuses for two months. I'm a poor guy who just joined the company and I don't get any benefits. I only get 3500 a month. Those who say that nurses can easily make tens of thousands of dollars, who are they really earning [sunglasses]"

"Let me put it this way, I run away when I see Chinese painting in the art teacher training class!!!! Our teacher personally told me that it has been difficult for me to make money in the past two years because the inspections have been stricter!!!"

"There is no such thing as a 'good major' now. Who can guarantee what will happen tomorrow? The whole society is screening talents to varying degrees. People with a good undergraduate degree can still succeed in a different industry. Civil engineering is great, but compared to civil engineering, many industries are just rubbish."

Ancestors: Why do people in later generations have so many messed up majors?

Studying a major is equivalent to marrying a man. This description is really humorous!

So if that's the case, then you can't marry an accountant!

Bah, no, I have been confused by people from later generations. It shouldn’t be possible to learn how to get married or not!

Why can't I learn it? What's the point?

You see, you have a dull brain and can't think straight. The guy who studies accounting is not liked by his boss, which shows that people who study this are usually not valued. If no one values ​​it, it would be strange if the salary is high!

And there are risks in doing this!

It would be fine if the superiors remain safe and sound and nothing goes wrong. But if something goes wrong, this accountant will be the first to be dragged to jail to take the blame!

You know what that prison is. Once you go in, you'll be skinned alive even if you don't die!

If the man comes out alive, it's okay, but if a woman like us does that and goes to jail, our reputation will be ruined. Who would dare to marry her after she gets out?

Uh...what if I dare to marry her?

No, I didn't notice it before. You are so brave!

Hehe! The main reason is that I don’t have money to marry a wife, so if the gift is lower, everything will be fine!

If you want a lower bride price, why don’t you marry a brother? It’s both economical and strong!

Well, my family is counting on me to carry on the family line. Being a boy is good, but unfortunately, no matter how good you are, you can’t have a baby! [Poking hand]