[Feel sorry for the leader in this life]

[It feels like their nemesis has arrived]

[My boss was holding a teacup and I was pouring water. He asked me to pour him a cup. I was afraid of scalding him, so I said, "Take your hand away."]

[There was an intern in the company who loved fried chicken. He loved it so much that for a while his boss asked him to be in charge of ordering meals. Every meal was fried chicken, every day. Until the boss came out and said that he really couldn’t eat fried chicken anymore and his lips were covered with blisters.]

[When the newborns first came in, the director brought people from the Health Commission to inspect our work. I told them that they had to wear masks, hats, and shoe covers when they came in. Someone next to me said that they were leaders, and I said that leaders also have to abide by the rules. The director silently picked up the shoe covers next to him, and I later realized that it was the director.]

[I was on night shift on New Year's Eve, and the director came over to hand out red envelopes. I thought it was a patient's family member, so I jumped up and shouted "No, no." The director was speechless.]

[There are a few pots of flowers in the office, and they have always been half-dead. The boss would water them with some leftover tea whenever he remembered. After I came, I watered them a few times. As a result, the more I took care of them, the more attentively I paid. I fertilized them, changed the soil, and repotted them, and the flowers grew healthily.

One time, my boss was about to water my lily of the valley with the leftover tea in a bottle, and I jumped up and yelled, “What are you doing!” My boss was so scared that now he only dares to water the green ivy, and he’s afraid that he’ll water anything else to death. I’ll never forgive him.

[Just now, at the first Keli dinner, I sat next to the director. I thought the director didn’t want to drink tea, so I poured it for myself and then played it back. The director kept shouting “Me, me, me!” next to me, which made me laugh so much. I couldn’t hear him at all.]

"When I was an intern, I ate with the whole group. The boss and the boss asked us to help get some food. The guy who bought the food ordered two identical braised pork and stir-fried vegetables, but they were put in the wrong order. So that day the boss ate two braised pork in the office alone, and the boss was in the tea room looking at the two vegetables and fell into deep thought..."

"[藏狐][藏狐] I stay at home, I am arrogant in the department room, but I am timid when I go out. Our leader has a very good temper and does not put on airs, so when I go out, I am submissive to others, but I hit him hard.

When I went out to eat with others, people from other companies toasted our leader with wine, but I didn't look up and kept showing off my food. When other employees toasted with me, I bent down and smiled to join in. When our leader took the time to pick up a dish for me with his chopsticks, I glared at him and told him to order me chocolate ice cream instead of this [laughing and crying] I felt like he wanted to kill me."

“I remember when I first started working, I was still a naive kid. One time, my boss asked me to go to a site for an inspection and asked me to bring paper, pen and ruler.

When we got there, the boss asked me to take out a ruler to measure the width of the wall. I silently took out a student's triangle ruler... I will never forget the look in the boss's eyes [laughing and crying]"

“Hahahaha, sometimes when I’m a boss I also want to call the police~”

"[Tibetan Fox] and the leaders had dinner? I just buried my head in the food. They drank and boasted, while I quietly ate all the meat. Anyway, they didn't like it [Great]"

"I went out to eat with my colleagues and my boss. My boss treated me, but I didn't drink, but I showed off my food like crazy. My appetite shocked my boss, who said to me: You can't drink much, but you can eat a lot! The lamb ribs were cooked with three servings of meat, and I probably ate two pots by myself [laughing and crying]"

"Not long after I arrived at the company, I locked the door after get off work. I thought the director had left work, but he went to the toilet. When he came back, the door was locked, and none of us had the key [laughing and crying]"

“No one is as good as me

Last year I persuaded my boss to come to the construction site in Turpan, and then I went back to Sichuan for something. . . Later, when I was happy in my hometown, he was drying raisins there. . . ”

Ancestors: Why do these young people look so... innocent!

Do they really have no understanding of the ways of the world?

It was as if I had been living in a peaceful paradise!

Some emperors thought that if their officials spoke to them and did things like this, their brains would be treated like decorations and they would not give them any face in front of him.

Not to mention other punishments such as imprisonment, demotion and exile are inevitable.

Su Dongpo, who has been demoted many times: Hainan's oysters are so delicious! If I stayed in Beijing, I would never be able to eat such fresh oysters in my life. [Feeling very happy]

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