【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Guessing the name of a drug is a basic skill that every doctor should master]

[Me: It seems to be some kind of relic

Doctor: Sertraline

[My mother: Beijing Nunnery

Doctor: Ninjian, Kyoto]

What medicine do you usually take?

Me: Quack

Doctor: Metformin]

What allergy medicine are you taking?

Me: There’s a Hulk on the box.

Doctor: Claritin

【Me: Magnesium Aluminum Carbonate Chewable Tablets

Doctor: Magnesium aluminum carbonate chewable tablets]

[The last time I checked the nodules, the doctor asked me what medicine I should take.

Me: Paraquat

Doctor: Oh, Prunella vulgaris.

“Customer: Carrot chips.

Me: Probucol tablets. [Defend the carrot_roll your eyes]”

"Classmate: Amitabha cough medicine

Me: Ah~ Kyoto Ninjian, right?

"I went to see an asthma doctor and asked what medicine I should take.

Me: You have to open the small green square bottle by pressing the lid twice.

Doctor: Salbutamol chlorate

Me: And the red and white bottle is really expensive

Doctor: Budesonide and formoterol [laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"

"To be able to say this is actually not much different from an open-book exam. In reality, most patients can only repeat the color of the outer packaging (which is not accurate in most cases!)... at most they can also add the dosage form... the most painful thing is that they may have mentioned the color of the medicine and confused it with the color of the packaging..."

Allergy medicine:

Me: That dog [doge]

Doctor: Desloratadine citrate, right? [Eating melon]"

“What medicine are you taking?” [Mask]

"Yeah?" [Confused]

"What medicine are you taking?!" (loudly) [ooooh]

“Oh, the fried dough sticks I had this morning…” [laughs]

"No, Auntie, what medicine are you taking, medicine~?" [Laughing]

"Medicine!?" (Suddenly realized) [Surprised]

"Alas~" [Mask]

"That, that white one, round ones." [rolling eyes]

"Uh, I'm asking what the medicine is called?" [Dumb]

"Huh?" [Confused]

"What's the name of the medicine?!" (loudly) [laughing]

"Yes, it's that big box (gestures). It costs more than 30 yuan a box, and it contains round pills." [OK]

"Auntie, I want to ask what name is written on it?" [Dumb]

"I can't recognize it, and I can't see it" [Angry]

"……"[Headache]"

"You said that doctors may not panic if you take paraquat. After all, if someone drinks paraquat and can walk to the hospital on their own, it is probably because they remembered it wrongly. But if you take cefuroxime and drink alcohol, doctors will panic. Although some brands of cefuroxime can be taken with alcohol, it is still quite scary."

"I once had a patient who asked me to prescribe formalin.

Me: Who do you want to date?

Patient: What should it be called?

Me: Aspirin, right?

Patient: Yes, yes, yes! ...What is formalin used for?

Me: Bubble

patient:???"

What is that formalin thing for soaking people? What kind of people are you soaking?

That formalin should be a medicinal herb! For people to take a medicinal bath?

Could the doctor just tell me to take the baby home and soak it in a medicinal bath? Why did he say it in such a scary way?

The coroner who was quietly listening to their conversation suddenly had an idea: We have medicinal baths here, but I have never heard of anything called this! Is it possible that this is a new drug specially used to preserve corpses for us?

……

We also have the function of guessing medicine names, but it is not as complicated as in later generations. Many of the words are difficult to understand and it is confusing.

A few days ago, my son caught a cold after staying up late to read. The servant went to the pharmacy to get the medicine but he couldn't remember the name and just said casually: What's the nine-ingredient soup?

As a result, the doctor guessed it immediately and gave him the recipe of Nine-Ingredient Qianghuo Decoction and asked him to get it.

Look how skilled that doctor is. You can tell at first glance that he is an experienced doctor with superb medical skills.

My son's cold will surely recover in a few days, and by then he won't have to fall behind in his studies and worry about not being able to keep up with the teacher's teaching progress.