【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[How polite can contemporary netizens be when they curse at others?]

[Before, a boy asked me how tall I was, and I said: "1.6 meters"

He said, "Huh? That's so low!"

I responded directly and bluntly: "I can't help it, it's because I look down on others."

【Male: Let’s be together

Me: No, close relatives cannot marry, we have a common mother named China]

【Male: Let’s talk about some sensitive topics

Me: Your political stance is not firm???]

[I admire your language talent, but I am afraid of your mental state]

【Me: I have lost weight recently, baby】

Friends: "I don't see why you lost weight?"

Me: “My mind has become narrower.”]

What should I do if someone keeps saying “six”?

You are 6, you are 6, you are 6, you chase your uncle with a laser, your uncle is really awesome, he flies a plane while waving his flowery hands]

[This is really useful for people who are not good at speaking]

"Your Excellency is extremely intelligent, like half Shakespeare"

"My blind date: What are you doing?

Me: I’m reading

Blind date partner: Actually, you can read some unhealthy books

Me: Yes, do you want to see it?

Then I took a photo of the case book and sent it to him

I don't like this one, and it's also explicit

Atlas of Sports Anatomy

"Male classmate: Why have you become shorter? You weren't this short before, right? Have you shrunk?

Me: Not as good as you, edema like this [laughing and crying]"

"My friend's blind date said to her: Let me test you~

My friend said: I only accept the test of the country and the party! "

“Don’t people write rap instead of cursing people now? I really like a sentence I wrote. Although I am very charming and great, I will not be morally kidnapped by anyone [脱单doge][脱单doge][脱单doge]”

"Teacher: Men laugh at fools and women laugh at weirdos

I was scolded, and then I got first place in the exam

Teacher: Share your learning methods with your classmates

Smiling on stage: It’s okay, I just like to laugh. Teacher, do you think my smile is weird now? [doge]”

Our ancestors: I learned something, I learned something, it turns out that quarrels can be this loud!

I wonder if there are people like me in the future who are born with a dumb tongue and cannot speak. After a fight, I can't think of a single swear word. After the fight, I regret not using my strength and think of a bunch of swear words that can be used on that person.

Otherwise, let's try the same thing with Tianmu next time and see if we can make those people stupid who we can't scold.

Students from relatively well-off families who study in private schools: What if there are people in the school who don’t like me and say something bad about me behind my back that it doesn’t matter whether I study or not because I come from a wealthy family? How should I respond? [Scratching head in distress]

If he were to speak directly to him, he would surely be reported to the Master in secret, and the Master would then label him as a bully.

If I ignore him directly, he will become more confident and will become more and more active in bullying me behind my back, affecting my reputation.

Oh, it’s really difficult!

Well, this is easy! Don't panic when you meet a villain, be a real man and confront him head on.

When he's talking about you, do you just walk up to him and ask him what he's discussing about you?

If he remained silent and pretended to be dumb, he would be called dumb and pretending to be a turtle, with his mouth wide open and unable to speak clearly;

If he says bad things about you directly, you can still retort to him: Haha, a dog can't spit out ivory, it can only bark behind people's backs!