If you are the only one in the elevator

Suddenly someone comes in and says to you in a calm tone, "Press eight for me."

How should you respond? 】

"In real life, I would help press it directly. There is no loss anyway. I am afraid that if I don't let Shen Jin press it, he will take out a knife or a bull to do something wrong. That would be very scary."

"She grinned at him darkly: "Can you see me?"

"Hahahaha! What if he gets scared and punches you?"

"Press the eighth layer? It's so funny, what a hint, pressing the eighth layer means you like me, what a seductive little devil! I pressed the fourth layer with my backhand, indicating that we seem to have known each other for four layers [pen refill]"

"When I'm happy, I press it for him. When I'm unhappy, I just pretend to be deaf [laughing and crying]"

"I forgot where I was last time, in a shopping mall, the elevator was empty, and a man came in and said, 'X-factor floor, thank you.' I looked over and saw that he didn't have his hands full, so I rolled my eyes and said unhappily, 'I'm not an elevator operator.'"

"This is not voice controlled, you have to press it manually, try it."

"Wow, now who can tell the difference between you and Einstein [cute]"

"He said to the person beside him: "Auntie Wang, did you hear me? If you don't follow the performance evaluation, I will deduct 20 yuan from your salary."

"Okay, okay, Wang Ma's team +1 point"

"Eighth floor? Are you sure it's the eighth floor? Then you, the eighth floor, kind of like me [doge], a naughty little wild cat~"

"It's just a small favor. Don't make a big deal out of it. Some people are naturally indifferent. Helping others is the essence of happiness. Just help him press the buttons for all floors below the eighth floor."

"You kid, I almost got fooled by you"

Our ancestors: What is an elevator? Do we still need to press buttons on the floors?

Hey, didn't I see it on the sky screen before? It was in the Mixc, a shopping mall that's so tall. Didn't I see something similar to an elevator? It's for people to take to save steps when going upstairs?

That's great! This method is really convenient and fast. If there was such an elevator when climbing mountains, I can't imagine how happy I would be when climbing mountains with my friends!

How was this elevator built? It looks empty and no one is using it!

I wish those craftsmen could build this elevator someday!

That probably wouldn't work. The people next to him ruthlessly interrupted his imagination. The group of Yanshi could only stare at the sky. Until now, except for the explosives that could barely have some effect, the others were just for show.

If we ask them to create it, they will all be empty-headed and say things that are as difficult as climbing to the sky.

Western Han Dynasty.

Due to the order of Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Zhuzhu, and the large amount of gold and silver spent by the Shaofu, the production of explosives began to show results, and the latest batch has been widely used in military affairs.

Huo Qubing even used this new explosive to defeat the Huns in the Western Regions, so that they no longer had the courage to offend the Han territory.

Inspired by the sky, Yanshi, who had already created explosives, was extremely proud: "Huh! How did you know that I created an explosive artifact that would shock the Xiongnu!"

Oh! Actually, it wasn't that great. I just used this thing to win a few battles. When the Huns heard the explosion, they panicked like frightened birds.

The emperor was beaming for several days and praised us in front of all the civil and military officials in the court. He also gave us a few official positions, but they were just average. There was really nothing to brag about! ψ(`?′)ψ

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