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【Teaching students at school】

[What should teachers do when they can’t hold back their laughter because of the humorous nature of today’s students? 】

Romeo and Kublai Khan

Kublai Khan: Mi'er, do you love me?

Romeo: My life... just must be strong [pen refill]

[I caught a kid talking in class. He was laughing like a dragon. I came in furious but left laughing.]

[During class, I saw a male student showing his calves with patterns on them. I thought he had a tattoo, but when I got closer, I saw he was wearing his mother's stockings. I couldn't help laughing while I was in class.]

[In an impromptu speech, a student chose to say a blessing to his grandfather, wishing him a son soon, which was really outrageous]

[Studying the story of Peach Blossom Spring, a student wrote that a man from Wuling was a fisherman, and his classmates called him the spokesperson of Wuling Hongguang [laughing and crying]]

[I remember learning the text "The Pavilion of the Drunken Old Man" in junior high school. The teacher asked us, "Who was the prefect drinking with?" The poor student in our class who slept on the table every day suddenly woke up and said, "The prefect was drinking with the drunkard."

There was another text called "A Pair of Hands". The teacher asked, "What are the characteristics of your hands?" The poor student said, "They are all uneven. How funny."

The teachers below couldn't hold back after seeing this, and they all stood up to share their own experiences:

"I taught the students the etiquette of being a guest and entertaining guests, and then had them act out a scene. The child who played the guest said solemnly and stiffly: "Hello, host!" I was so embarrassed that my toes touched the ground."

"Don't talk about students. I am very humorous. When I was in college, a girl in the next dormitory laughed when she saw me. Really... She just started laughing when she saw me..."

"I was really absent-minded when I was invigilating the exam. One student secretly looked up at me, then lowered his head again, several times in a row. I thought he was trying to cheat, so I pretended to look somewhere else but kept staring at him out of the corner of my eye. It turned out that he wanted to fart, so he lifted one side of his butt and farted secretly. His classmate suddenly retched while writing, and angrily covered his nose and looked around. The one who farted also followed his example and covered his nose and looked around to reduce his suspicion [cover face][cover face][cover face] My face turned red after watching this whole operation"

"There was a small kid in my second grade class who had a bad temper. He got angry when I didn't get a gift. He crossed his arms and pouted his mouth in anger at me, preparing to cry. I imitated him face to face, crossed my arms and pouted his mouth, which made him laugh, and a big snot bubble came out of his nose [doge]"

"I was studying, and when I looked up, I saw the noisiest and most difficult student in the class was reading "Self-Management for Primary and Secondary School Students" very seriously. I really couldn't hold back my laughter."

"Oh no, I'm going to teach elementary school students soon, is there any way to make them laugh more [covering face]"

"One of my students put a ping-pong ball in a glasses cloth and tied it up with a rope and wore it on his head. When I was teaching on the podium, he bowed to me from below the podium, and when he was caught, he said that it was his hair crown."

"…"If you walk into the classroom aggressively and your students shout "Pre-Qin Lady Steps", how should you respond? Please answer according to the subject you teach" [黄金薯][黄金薯][黄金薯]"

The teachers in ancient private schools were very confident: "Hehe! Our students are well behaved and respect their teachers, so they won't do such hilarious things!"

Some humorous teachers: Am I the only one who thinks it would be fun to bring out students like this? They have a childlike innocence and a clearness that has not been polluted by the world.

If they were not children from well-off families with happy lives, it would be hard to imagine that they would be so innocent and naughty.

Being with this group of young people, I feel like I have become a lot younger!

Pre-Qin period.

The ladies looked at the "Pre-Qin Ladies' Steps" on the sky curtain with great curiosity. Is this referring to us?

It's really strange. I didn't expect that after more than two thousand years, they are still remembered by later generations. Even if they are submerged in the long river of history, there are still people who can remember them.

This feeling doesn’t seem so strange. [Laughs]

Kublai Khan of the Yuan Dynasty was confused: Ah, me?

I had a casual affair with this guy called Romeo? How come I didn't know?!

And it looks like a man's name. Oh! No, no, we grassland men don't do the Han Chinese gay stuff.

As for Nurhaci, who was played on the sky screen last time, he was a Qing Dynasty man. If they are embarrassed, they are the Qing Dynasty people. What does it have to do with our Yuan Dynasty? Don't get involved!

Back off, back off, back off! ??(◣д◢)??