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【Why don’t men sell their ditch?】

【Charge 800 Euros】

Give him a chance to answer

[He can silence both Ming fans and Ming haters at the same time]

【He is Brother Gouzi】

[The incident started when someone asked on Zhihu why Zhu Yuanzhang retained his history of being a beggar]

[The most outrageous answer was given by the god Gouzige, who argued from different angles that Zhu Yuanzhang engaged in sex work while wandering as a beggar, and even revealed that his ancestors had betrayed Zhu Yuanzhang.]

[Just when everyone was wondering how someone could be so fanciful and discredit Hongwu, the appearance of a picture not only dispelled everyone's doubts, but also sublimated the entire plot]

[In the picture, Gouzi is lying on the bed, with a white old man in a bath towel in front of him]

[Brother Gouzi wrote: 800 Euros received]

[Zhu Yuanzhang is probably fake, but Gouzige’s life is definitely real]

[As the saying goes, everything a hammer sees is a nail, and everything a ditch sees is a rabbit]

[In response to this, Zhu Yuanzhang in his grave sighed——]

[I thought that the shoe-horn face was the limit of smearing, but I didn’t expect there would be such a killer move as spreading pornographic rumors]

"Why did Nurhaci have thirteen sets of armor? Because he was selling hooks in Liaodong when he was young. My ancestors fucked Nurhaci, really [doge]"

"Many years later, when facing the cannons of Ningyuan City, Nurhaci would remember the afternoon when his father took him to Li Chengliang's military tent to sell ditch. Do you know why Nurhaci had to keep a golden rat tail? Because this hairstyle made it easier for Li Chengliang to pull the braid with one hand and spank with the other.

Nurhaci is actually not his real name. It is no longer possible to verify what his original name was. Li Chengliang liked to call him Nur, and he would respond to Li Chengliang with "Hachihachi's business name". Over time, people mistakenly thought his name was Nurhaci.

But Li Chengliang was old after all, and he lacked energy, so most of the time he let the young and strong soldiers under his command to fight Nurhaci for him.

Every time Nurhaci was beaten by Lao Li's men, he would ask for a piece of iron from each soldier as a reward, saying that he wanted to save some iron for his family to make a pot, a hoe, etc. But Nurhaci actually saved the iron to make armor.

But after all, the armor required a lot of iron, and even if there were several dozen people at a time, the time to rest in Li Chengliang's camp was not enough. So Nurhaci had to go out to take private jobs when Li Chengliang's camp was doing exercises. Soon, Nurhaci's reputation spread throughout Liaodong.

Nurhaci worked hard for so many years to barely collect thirteen pairs. After he became rich, he killed people to silence them and avenged himself. "

"It's fake. My ancestors were authentic Liaodong people. They once fought against Nurhaci. According to our ancestors' records, the price of prostitution at that time was not a piece of armor, but an iron needle."

"No matter how much people dislike the Qing Dynasty, they will be silent after reading this unofficial history. [Laughing and crying]"

"I am dying of laughter. About half a month ago, I saw a tweet saying that a female historian's brother and father were both dealt with by the regent, and then she started to write a book about explosive unofficial history. The specific content was that the regent Gouzi poisoned and seduced the late Emperor Dusha, the regent and the eight eunuchs, the regent's wheel-turning technique, etc. Official history may not be correct, but unofficial history is definitely unofficial. Someone posted it under the comments saying that it was based on this person's answer, so I trusted it and searched it, and my deskmate and I were shocked [laughing and crying]"

"I know the answer to this question, too. When Liu Bang was trapped on Mount Baideng, he sold ditches to the Huns for seven days and seven nights before he was able to escape."

"Stop talking, the wind of the hook has already blown to every corner of Shi Tong [laughing and crying]"

"When life is good, enjoy it to the fullest, don't let the black ox face the ditch alone.

I was born to be useful. Even with thousands of cracks on my body, I am still strong.

It is said that the sheep and the ox are having fun, and they will have to pick up three hundred lilies at a time.

To know the Master, it is Qiu Sheng, who is about to stand up and dig a ditch without stopping.

Let's go together, please kiss me.

Bells, drums, delicacies and jades are not expensive, but I hope that the long-lasting music will never stop.

Since ancient times, all saints and wise men have been lonely, only the ditches have left their names.

Five thousand years of history of conquest is nothing but a rise and fall.

The whole world is a ditch, only I am the only one who is awesome.

A man plows the field and a woman hoes the ground, a turtle has a black head. "

"This rabbit god is really abstract. I remember there was a comment under the original Zhihu post: "Now you know the importance of historians, Your Majesty, you don't want people to say that you started out selling hooks in a few years, do you?"

“Liu Bowen: Your Majesty, it seems that you will have a great disaster in more than a hundred years.

Zhu: Oh? Do you mean I can live till then?

Liu: Let me take a closer look...I just can’t understand it.”

"The first time I saw Zhu Taizu selling hooks on a certain website, I thought it was just Ming and Qing fans talking nonsense, but a few days later, a wave of rumors spread on a certain website, from Ming Taizu selling hooks to Nurhaci selling hooks, and then all the Taizu and Taizong of every dynasty in history were selling hooks. It's outrageous [laughing and crying]"

"I have to travel back in time to ask: Lao Zhu, have you ever sold hooks? Take off your pants and open my eyes [doge][doge][doge]"

The Hongwu period of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned when he saw the contents on the sky curtain: What? What? What is this? Then he became furious, his face turned red with anger, and he pointed at the sky curtain and cursed -

This is just a jerk! Shameless bastard!!!

Which bastard dares to make up stories about me like this!

If you come here, you have the guts to come to Ming Dynasty, I will parade you naked in the streets, skin you and stuff you with straw!!! ??(◣д◢)??

The people in the court listened to the emperor's curses and were so scared that they dared not raise their heads, fearing that if they looked up and saw the sky and His Majesty, they would not be able to hold back their laughter, and the nine clans would lie on the boards neatly (?_?)

The historian was trembling with fear: Uh, what happened today, should I remember it or not? [I’m so afraid that His Majesty will suddenly take out a knife and chop people]

Qing Dynasty.

The Qing emperors sitting in the court: ...Whether it is true or not, it really feels so embarrassing when such a thing happens to us!

But our ancestors were definitely not such people, and people in later generations must be spreading rumors!

Too much, too much!

Anyone who dares to discuss this among the public will be subjected to literary inquisition!

Common people in the Ming and Qing dynasties: Hey, do you think our emperor really did such a thing? If so, it would be so shameful!

How would I know? I didn't see it!

I don't think it looks fake, if it was fake... a gossipy old man pointed in the direction of the palace and said seriously: How could the emperor be so angry that he doesn't even allow people to mention this matter?

Moreover, this kind of thing is rare in our small rural areas, and it is nothing new. Even in brothels, there are still a lot of men selling their prostitutes!

Maybe the people above them are just like this, they have no dirty thoughts in their hearts and are not afraid of ghosts knocking on their doors!

Hey, shh! shhhh!! [raise finger]

Keep your voice down, aren't you afraid that the soldiers will hear you and catch you? It doesn't matter if you get caught, but don't implicate me.

Western Han Dynasty.

Liu Bang felt sick after seeing this and cursed the later generations: "They really dare to think anything. When Nai Gong was trapped on Baideng Mountain, there were soldiers around him! No matter what, Nai Gong was still a great emperor. How could he humiliate himself like this?"

Besides, even if Naigong likes men, he still has basic aesthetic taste. I'm not really hungry, so I won't eat anything!

The Huns are all dark and strong. How could I, with my old arms and legs, possibly bully them for seven days and seven nights?

It’s not the way you guys spread rumors. You people of later generations shouldn’t go too far!

Tang Dynasty.

The drunk Li Bai looked at the poem he had written, then looked at the poem on the sky curtain that was spoofed by netizens. To make sure that he was not mistaken because of his drunkenness, he looked at the sky curtain and cried without tears: Wuuuu, wuuuu!

My poetry, the poetry I wrote is dirty!

How can people in later generations be like this? If you want to cause trouble, you can't always pick me to cause trouble. If you have the guts, go find someone else!

Now that the poem I wrote has been changed by Tianmu, how will future readers view me!

They, they wouldn't think that I only write those kinds of indecent poems! (?_?)

The "scholars" who secretly wrote unofficial history of the emperors of the previous dynasties said: Oh, it turns out that you can write like this! Although the method is despicable and vulgar, it is really useful. I have learned it!