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Chapter 235: What character would your surname be in the novel?

[People with the surname He are usually important characters around the male or female protagonist]

[Gao, the people I've seen are basically not good people anyway]

[My surname is Long. If I’m not called Long Aotian in the novel, Long Haotian feels that he is not doing justice to this surname.]

[I don't know about Xu in the novel, but in Korean comics, he is always a weak and indebted person]

[My last name is Fu, so I can’t read any novels about overbearing CEOs that mention Mr. Fu]

[The weather is cold and Wang is broke. Mr. Wang is not only fat and greasy, but also prone to bankruptcy]

[Our Xiao family is a brain-dead CEO. In ancient times, they would either be overbearing emperors or gentle princes. They are always the school bullies in campus literature.]

[I am Aunt Liu/Ma Liu [doge], the most famous line: You are the first woman that the young master brings home]

[My last name is Hu, I drink Wu Hu, and from now on I will be famous in this world]

"Li is either a servant, an emperor, or a princess. I have rarely seen male or female protagonists with the surname Li in modern literature."

"Lai, you know what I mean [smile] No one has written any novels. The only one I've read is the cannon fodder who framed the heroine and died in three chapters. The only good one is the Godly Doctor Lai at the beginning of Against the Cold [smile]"

"Yu... the boss who was pregnant and tried to molest the heroine, but was beaten black and blue by the hero after he sued her."

"Yu, I feel like a poor doctor who was woken up in the middle of the night to treat the president's wife, or a large family that lives in harmony with the world."

"Sun, a random villain who appears and disappears immediately. Apart from Sun Wukong, I have never seen a protagonist or a good guy with the last name Sun."

"Zou. Besides being the male protagonist in "Zou Ji's Advice to the King of Qi", there is also a novel I read yesterday called "Spring Variations" in which the male protagonist's surname is Zou [doge], but it's too embarrassing, I didn't feel like reading it [pull face]"

"The guy named Liu is always the filthy, fat-bellied Party A who tried to take advantage of the protagonist at the dinner table and got beaten up [Namaste][Namaste][Namaste]"

"Zhao, I've watched a lot of cannon fodder male supporting roles who go against the protagonist every day [smile][cover face]"

"We Huangs are fat, big-eared, greasy upstarts who take advantage of the heroine [disdain][disdain][disdain]"

"My last name is Long, which means I am the domineering boss Long Batian, Long Aotian. Haha, woman, you have attracted me, and no one dares to reject me."

"There really is no one with the last name Zhu. This last name sounds ugly no matter what it is [crying]"

"There is a book where the male protagonist's last name is Zhu, Zhu Jing. But because he is so bad, he is called a pig spirit [laughing and crying]"

"Ling, they are all vicious villains [smile]"

"Ling Yunche, the god in charge of sexual contraction in the Forbidden City of ancient China [doge]"

Ancestors: Wow! So these surnames are used in novels for this purpose. I have learned a lot!

Wang dignitaries: Are we greasy men with big bellies? Although we do eat better, we are not big bellies!

We haven't done anything harmful to the world on weekdays, have we? Why do you want to slander us like this in the storybook?

We are not satisfied, we want to protest, we want to condemn! (?_?)

Ming Dynasty period.

The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, who felt that the netizen surnamed Zhu had implied something in the comments: ...Our surnames are ugly? [blinks] [incredulous]

This is the royal surname!

how?

Do you still want to look down on our ancestors? [The anger of the Ming Emperor]

Zhu Yuanzhang curled his lips in disdain: Why is the name of my Zhu family not nice?

It's really like a wild boar that can't appreciate fine bran. He can't come up with a nice name and he blames his surname. Humph! That's all he can do. (?_?)

Listen, our Zhu family is born with the talent to be an emperor!

……

Emperors living in the Forbidden City: Who is Ling Yunche? Is there such a person in my palace? Why do people in later generations say that he is the god in charge of sexual contraction in the Forbidden City? [Curiosity] [Confused] ⊙_⊙

Could it be that he has some special abilities?

Since he was mentioned by Tianmu again, whether he was a good person or a bad person, he must be an important person. Maybe he has already been recorded in history. Otherwise, how could he be known by later generations?

Should I investigate the palace? If I find such a person, I can keep him by my side and train him. Maybe he can become a talent for the country and the people! [Considering]

Western Han Dynasty.

Emperor Wu of Han Liu Zhuzhu: Wow! This Long Aotian's name is really domineering [starry eyes]

It sounds like a good name. The person will definitely achieve great things in the future and become a successful person!

I wonder if there is anyone in my country called this. [Curious]

Also, why do you want to slander our Liu family in the book? I don't agree??? Could it be that the people who wrote the book in later generations are the descendants of Xiang Yu who survived? [Guess]

Xiang Yu in the underworld: Arrogant boy! Don't judge others by your own standards. I, Xiang Yu's descendants, will not be as shameless as your ancestors! ??(◣д◢)??

Qin Dynasty.

Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng was a little depressed: Isn't the word Ying unpleasant and not domineering? Why is there no one named Ying in later generations?

Even in the novels and storybooks of later generations, there is no one with the surname Ying...

How come our Ying family has no sense of existence in the future generations? [Feeling angry and distressed that our descendants are not doing well]

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