【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[I am really impressed by the wonderful mental state of pet owners]

[Question Shiji Niangniang, understand Shiji Niangniang, become Shiji Niangniang]

[When I see my pet doing something in front of me, I feel like it is trying to seduce me, and I can't help but want to pet it]

[I finally understand why the CEO in the domineering CEO novels often says to the heroine who has done nothing, "Woman, you are seducing me"]

“Before getting a cat: Is it a disease to talk to the cat every day?

After raising a cat: Whose little baby is this? Is he still waiting for me to get off work? Hurry up and give mom a kiss. He is so anxious to wait for mom to come back. He must miss mom. Give him another kiss. He is so well behaved and doesn’t move. Give him another kiss^&…”

“00:38 Damn, I am dying of laughter [crying with laughter] Hahahahahahahahaha, I sing to my cat every day: “Little cat~ wearing flowery clothes~ comes here every spring~ I asked the cat why it came~~ The cat said~ the dried fish here is the most delicious! ””

"I often gnashed my teeth and rubbed him like crazy. I felt relieved when he ran away biting and kicking me. Well, I was the one biting and kicking [smile]

Then he would try to put the cat's head in his mouth. I don't know what the meaning of this is, he just wants to do this. He often chews the cat's head, and dancing and going crazy with the cat in his arms is a daily routine."

"! I suddenly realized that this was the case. When I get tired of reading, I will run to the balcony to look at my turtle. I think it is so cute to see her stretching her legs to bask in the sun, and I also think it is so cute to see her swimming around. I can't help but reach out and poke her head. When she turns her head to look at me, I will laugh unconsciously.

I always feel that I am not good enough to her, and I want to treat her better. When she is not in a good state, I can only think of "if you want to take something, take my life, not my turtle's life". Love is a debt, and I feel this in the little animals I raise. "

"I will hold my cats and talk nonsense with gnashing teeth (devil whispers that even I can't understand). The eldest one is clingy but doesn't like to be held, so I hold her all the time until she stops struggling [laughing and crying]. The second one is not so clingy in comparison but has a good temper and can be rubbed and held at will."

"It starts with appearance (cats are so cute, I want to kiss them), falls in love with talent (cats can go to the toilet by themselves, so cute), sinks into the body (cats have such smooth fur, so nice to touch), and is loyal to companionship"

"My kitten has three major sins: the sin of being cute! The sin of not being kissed! The sin of being impatient when being kissed!"

“I give up. Maybe the domineering president literature is just a kind of anthropomorphic literature.”

"Hey, when I just woke up this morning, the kitten was sleeping next to me. When it saw that I was awake, it stretched out its paws towards me and looked like it wanted to reach me for a hug. I immediately got up and grabbed it and pampered it."

"I have two cats and two dogs. I am so happy to hold them on both sides. Each of them has a different feel and personality, and they are all good to play with in their own way. I like to play with the big black-faced dog the most. Its big, sticky face is the most fun to pinch. But it doesn't want to be played with and wants to fight back with punches. It looks so aggrieved and pitiful. The more pitiful it is, the more I want to bully it."

“Some of my crazy quotes: Cats that allow people to touch, hug and kiss are good cats, and cats that don’t allow people to touch, hug or kiss are bad cats. Bad cats need people to kiss, hug and lift them up to become good cats! Show off! (slurp, slurp, slurp) [laugh and cry][laugh and cry]”

"I feel relieved to see everyone like this. I thought I was the only one who was so naive [doge]"

The common people looked disdainful on the surface: Ha, they are just a few cats and dogs, what's the big deal?

Young people who have no experience are really making a fuss about nothing! (?_?)

In fact, I was thinking: Ahhh! What a cute raccoon/dog. Isn't it just trying to attract my attention by looking so pretty? Give me a kiss, give me a kiss! Wow wow wow oh oh oh oh (crazy roar while looking at the sky but can't get it)

Owners who have pets at home would rub their pets against each other, showing a satisfied perverted smile: Hehehe! My baby is so good-looking, he is good-looking no matter what, there is no baby at home that is not good-looking!

I really can't help but touch the baby I have raised with all my heart. It is so cute when it is squatting, sleeping, and walking. Every move is so cute and fun.

If such a beautiful baby doesn't obey, we will kiss her to death! ψ(｀?′)ψ My cat, I really feel that it is seducing me when it looks at me, and it is playing hard to get when it lies on the side and doesn't look at me [脱单doge]

During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty.

Cat-raising expert, Emperor Shenzong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Houzhao: In terms of looks, the cat I raise is the most beautiful in the world. There is no rival in the whole world!

Although they are beautiful, they are really scheming and always stay in the palace. They often stare at me with their big eyes to seduce me, making me addicted to petting cats. Sometimes I even neglect my official duties because of this. It is really a serious sin!

There are also some cute cat slaves who always lie in the corner and deliberately ignore me, playing some hard-to-get tricks that they think I don’t know about!

Humph! Do they really think I've been fooled by them?

In fact, it is only because of my favor for them that I turn a blind eye to these shameful schemes and indulge them.

Who knows how hard it is to stay in the palace with dozens of cat slaves who meow and act like spoiled cats every day? It is really annoying to "favor" so many cat slaves every day. Who can understand my hard work! [From the Versailles of the Cat King's Shit Scooper]