【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Teacher: Let me see which conspicuous bag is this in the classroom?]

[Fell off a cliff while sleeping, and got so excited that the table flipped over [awkward]]

[I was in math class in high school and fell asleep because I was too sleepy. I dreamed that I was watching a skit by Song Xiaobao and I kept laughing. I laughed so loudly that I woke myself up. When I opened my eyes, the whole class was looking at me.]

[I was too sleepy in high school. I didn’t dare to teach the class as the homeroom teacher. I could only keep my eyelids open.

Homeroom teacher: Why don’t you lie down for a while? You’re rolling your eyes.]

[I was so sleepy during the morning reading of Chinese in high school that the teacher asked me to recite "Xiao Yao You" from memory. I fell asleep while reciting. But I was still mumbling something. When I woke up, I found that I had written on the wall that a squared + b squared equals 1]

[The late emperor died before he could complete his career. Today I ate three servings of fried rice with egg.

When the teacher heard me, he laughed at me for the whole semester. 】

[I was really sleepy during class, so I shook my legs to wake myself up, but I rolled my eyes while shaking my legs. The teacher thought I was having epilepsy]

"I was in math class, which was taught by my homeroom teacher. I was so sleepy that I took a nap. I dreamed that I was in a haunted house and an NPC was chasing me. I ran to the podium and jumped onto my homeroom teacher... [disappointed]"

"Once when I was in the second grade, I was having morning reading. I was sleepy, so I fell asleep. Suddenly I dreamed that someone was messing with me. It was my brother, so I took the table and chair and threw them at the front desk, scaring the teacher [laughing and crying R]"

"Once I was so sleepy that I just scribbled down some notes. When I woke up, I saw "Qin Shi Huang Recovering Lost Territory in the Mediterranean" and "Qin Shi Huang Holding an AK-47 and Shooting at the Enemy"

"No one in my family would understand. It was during the teacher's class. I forgot when it was, but I fell asleep in the teacher's class. Then I dreamed that my brother was standing next to me and making a lot of noise. He pissed me off, and I took something with me. Damao took something to hit them, but in reality, he took a table and a stool and threw it at the teacher."

Follow-up comment: "Family members, I really broke down at that time. [Smile]"

"I was packing my bag downstairs and didn't hear what the teacher was saying at all. The teacher asked me what I was doing and I said I was packing my bag, but the stool was gone. I looked up and the stool was right there on my desk. The whole class saw it!!!! I was immediately fined [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying] I am laughing so hard thinking about it now [dog head]"

"During the lunch break, I was too sleepy and fell asleep first, so I asked my deskmate to help me do my homework. I dreamed that a nuclear bomb exploded, and then my deskmate 13 patted me on the shoulder. I jumped up and the whole class looked at me!"

"I was really groggy when I woke up in the morning. The first class was my homeroom teacher's class. Then I seemed to fall asleep. In my dream, I seemed to see a boy smiling at me. I walked over and smiled at him. Then I was pushed awake by the teacher and found that I was in front of the podium [petrified]"

Ancient people: Hahahaha, is it okay to wake myself up?

Well, it can be seen that these students really love to sleep!

Even the dreams I had were so ridiculous.

Ancient teacher: How can it be possible for students to love sleeping so much? Doesn’t the teacher care about it?

It would be fine if he just slept, but he was dreaming while he was sleeping. In his dream he was sitting on the podium. What a talent!

If they met such a student, they would like to expel him from the sect.

Rich kids in ancient times who didn’t like studying: It turns out that students in later generations are just like us and don’t like studying!

I thought I was the only one who couldn't understand the teacher's lectures and felt sleepy as soon as he started talking!

Zhuge Liang: The late emperor died before he could complete his career. Today I ate three servings of fried rice with egg.

This is how my "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital" was understood by later generations? [Disheartened]

Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: Where is the Mediterranean Sea? What valuable things are there? Is it worth my traveling thousands of miles to recover it?

What kind of weapon is AK? Is it stronger than the Qin crossbow of my Great Qin?

With it you can strafe the enemy?