【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 216 How sad it is for a dog who chooses the wrong profession
[As the saying goes, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and dogs are afraid of entering the wrong profession]
[It is true that the dog who chooses the wrong profession is the saddest]
[A young man who suffers from severe depression adopted two emotional comfort dogs. When he broke down and cried for the fifth time today, the expressions of his dogs could be used as an emoticon in every frame]
【Master: Cough cough cough, ahh ...
[Spiritual comfort dog (looking so haggard that he can't wait to light a cigarette): What's the matter, are you going to quit? ]
[Spiritual Comfort Dog: If I had listened to my second aunt, I would have chosen a guide major, which is better than this! ]
[Another pet owner also suffers from depression. At this time, she said online that sometimes she felt sorry for her comfort dog at home. Today, when the big golden retriever saw me crying for the third time, his eyebrows were squeezed into the shape of the Chinese character "川". The footsteps going downstairs seemed particularly slow and heavy, as if every step required a great determination.]
[Mental comfort dog: How come this is different from what we taught in school? Why are you making so much noise every day? How about you give me a comfort dog? Ever since I've been with you, I feel like I'm not in my right mind.]
[That day, at five in the morning, the comfort dog was in a sweet dream, but was woken up by the crying of the shit shoveler.]
[The comfort dog said, according to the Pythagorean theorem, wait for me to wash my hair, then take you out for a walk, and then another comfort dog will come to the house! You take one and I take one, or we'll just die.]
[But the most speechless thing is this comfort dog]
[A couple quarreled, and the boyfriend made the girl cry. When he went to apologize the next day, he was stopped at the door by her comfort dog, who then went up to the girl and bit her without saying a word]
[A netizen commented: In fact, this is not a comfort dog. This is a best friend who has been advised to break up with you for more than ten times, but she is still with you. But every time she cries, she goes back to complain. She has been pissed off like a dog.]
[Comfort Dog: Western medicine treats symptoms, Chinese medicine treats the root cause, I will treat you directly into a symptom]
[The matter is not over yet. The bite from the comfort dog is not a big deal, but it makes the owner feel very distressed. She immediately locks the dog in the yard and turns around to comfort her boyfriend.]
[Looking at the love-brained owner, the dog said speechlessly, "What does this mean? You're going to be a comfort dog too!"]
[Many netizens then complained about their own comfort dogs giving them the cold shoulder]
[Everyone, come and see my comfort dog (a cute husky). As long as it doesn’t destroy the house, it will comfort me.]
[My comfort dog starts to dislike me when he sees me crying]
[Stop talking. Look at this thing in my house. I only cried four times today, but it actually bit its ears with its mouth so as not to hear me, and then lowered its head and pretended not to see me.]
[Finally, after the unremitting efforts of the comfort dog, it finally became a guide dog. However, what made the dog upset was that the owner was still the same, because he had cried himself blind]
[As expected, having many skills is always a burden. Now I can both guide the blind and comfort them.]
“When the patient starts to worry about the comfort dog, it means that his condition is really getting better.”
"This shows how important it is to have a good leader. It's not easy to comfort a dog at work, especially when it has a grudge against the owner."
"Comfort Dog Ordered a Comfort Dog after get off work"
"Comfort Dog: Brother, that guy is having a seizure again? You take over or I take over, or we both quit and run away. I can't stand it anymore."
"Why do we need two comfort dogs? Because one is responsible for comforting the owner, and the other is responsible for comforting this one."
"In fact, I think the puppies I raise can be considered emotional comfort dogs, because you already have a bond with them, so wouldn't it be easier for them to comfort you?"
"My comfort dog's legs shake when he sees me angry. And this is an Alaskan dog."
"One day I collapsed and lay on the ground crying. My dog came up and hit me on the head. I suddenly didn't know why I was crying [来古-疑][来古-疑]"
"So everyone understands how uncomfortable it is to be a customer service representative. You are pestered by these unreasonable things all day long, and they come again after a while. No one will be happy [laughing and crying]"
"Gouzi: I, this person, he...you, forget it, damn, doing this...I am mentally broken...This is not what I said at the beginning! You are fine, I am crazy"
"I see a new market. Are there any specially trained caretakers? Their job is to comfort these dogs. When these dogs can't work anymore, they are sent to the caretakers. They are given the energy to work again. [doge]"
"To be honest, it's too difficult for dogs. My comment is whether they can eliminate the causes of the disease around the patient? It's really annoying [laughing and crying]
But usually... Oh, no more, no more."
Our ancestors were full of curiosity: What is a spiritual support dog?
Specially designed to provide comfort to those who are sad and suffering?
The dog can't talk, so what comfort can it provide?
And you have to pay to provide comfort!
Is the monthly salary high? If it is high, we "comforters" can also comfort others. According to the understanding of later generations, I am a social cow, and I can tell jokes to entertain people!
All the generous officials and ladies, would you like to consider it? Some people who have found a way to get rich in it are already considering taking orders!
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