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Chapter 214 Northern Mice vs Southern Mice
[Differences between northern mice and southern mice]
[No wonder One-ear in Black Cat Sheriff was bullied and had to go to the south to find his uncle]
[Lu Xun wanted to keep a northern mouse as a pet when he saw it. The southern mouse is as big as a cat, and you can only hit half of its body with a slipper.]
[The mouse in the north is hungry: Auntie, please don't chase me away, I will just steal two peanuts
The rats in the south are hungry: Don’t you see that your eyes are red with hunger? If you don’t hurry up and prepare two dishes for me, I will come and eat you, believe it or not]
[The mouse in the north is like a small toy, small and cute???
The mice in the south are like adult cats, big and arrogantψ(`?′)ψ】
"No wonder northerners call them rats and southerners call them mice. [Eye-sucking]"
"There are big rats in the north, but they are no bigger than cats."
"I came to Fujian to work. There is a lawn in the factory with many rats. One time, a rat ran out and shocked me. To be honest, I am from Hubei, and I am used to seeing big rats and cockroaches, but this giant rat really shocked me. It was almost the same size as a puppy! Not a newborn, but a little bigger! I even suspected it was a mutant! If there are such things as spirits, this one must be at least 300 years old! This is the second "small" creature that shocked me.
The first one is an old spider I saw when I was a kid, lying on a cupboard. I say it’s old because I don’t think it can be this big if it’s not old. Have you ever eaten a steamed bun? It was lying there with its legs spread out like a small steamed bun! [Laughing and crying]”
"I have never seen rats that big in Hubei, nor have I seen rats that small. It turns out that even rats in the central region are of medium size [doge]"
"After going to the south, I also felt that everyone was so big [laughing and crying]"
"I once wanted to develop in the south, but your rat, which is bigger than my palm, was gnawing everywhere. I was so scared that I bought a plane ticket and ran away overnight. I even took a plane to Jinan and didn't dare to stop in my hometown..."
"Big rats, big rats, don't eat my millet
I finally understood this sentence after reading it
Intuitive feeling
The adult size of cats in the north and south is not much different
Mice are much worse, several times worse
If you think about it, you can understand
In the north, there is no food in winter, which is equivalent to regular weight loss.
Besides, it's freezing cold, so you need to find a place to stay. After all, indoor activities limit your waistline.
In the south, people can eat their fill without going indoors, and the bigger the animal, the greater its advantage in competing with its own kind.
So
If you want to grow up, don't stay at home, go out and exercise more
Also, cherish the good life of being single and staying out all night.
You see, no matter how big the mouse is, it can still be caught by the cat.
This is called "one thing conquers another"
"We also have big rats in the north. When I was a kid, I caught them on the edge of the fields in my hometown with my cousin. Now I can't do it anymore. I'm afraid now [Defend the Carrot_Crying] I was really brave at that time. I remember I even hit the rat's head with a stone."
"There was a period of time when rats were rampant at night. Except for the bedroom, the rest of the night was their territory. They made a lot of noise at night. Later, I put a bag of newly bought rice in the kitchen. The next day, I found holes in the bag. I negotiated with them and said I would leave the bag of rice here for them. Don't come out to scare me during the day. Make less noise at night. It's scary. Then, magically, they really didn't come out much, because I couldn't hear any noise from the living room at night [laughing and crying] But later, when the rice was almost finished, they came out again."
Dear ancestors in the north: Don’t scare us, you later generations!
How is it possible that a mouse can grow so big, even bigger than the cat at home? It's like a mouse demon that has been practicing for thousands of years. I feel like it can handle me!
If it is really that big, then it is not the cat in the house that eats the mouse, but the mouse that eats the cat. This is simply the opposite of the world⊙_⊙
The foodies who don’t fit in: Ah Ba Ah Ba, are we the only ones who think that these rats are big, plump and meaty and will taste delicious? (?_?)
If you roast it until it’s golden brown and sprinkle some cumin on it, it’s simply a delicacy!
……
The emperors who always cared about their people were also frightened when they saw such a big rat: I dare not eat such a big rat. If there was a plague in the city, I can’t imagine how horrible it would be!
How much suffering the common people will suffer when they encounter the plague!
I didn’t know that there were so many rats in later generations. If a plague broke out, would there be any quick and effective treatment methods?
Southern Song Dynasty.
Lu You, who was bored at home and playing with his cat, looked at the giant southern rat on the sky and felt confused and panicked: No, I am from the south, how come I don’t know that the rats in the south are so big?
Could it be that living conditions have improved in later generations, and mice have had better food to eat, so they have grown so big?
Fortunately, our Xue Nu, Fen Bi and Xiao Yu Tu were not born in later generations.
I dare not imagine how horrible this would be. How could my beloved cats survive such a huge and ugly rat?
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