【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[I finally understand that there is a reason why military officers dislike civil officials]

[I don’t know whether King Zhou is happy or not, but I am quite happy anyway]

[Ancient civil officials indulge in be like]

[The man in the video who plays the role of a civil official is wearing costumes of different dynasties and dancing seductively with his waist twisted]

[A thin old man who looks over fifty years old is wearing colorful clothes, with a charming and rosy face with a lovely blush]

[The youthful and beautiful music coupled with the charming and lively dance moves has mesmerized someone’s eyes and won their hearts…]

"Ancient officials really loved to wear flowers and also played with them [eating melons]"

"So special! Every move is carefully designed!"

"Is this how the civil servants act in the minds of military officers? (Head-holding)"

"A civil official can die for his advice, but he cannot die in disgrace!"

"This... looks like a Tang Dynasty official who took a bite of Wei and Jin Dynasty music and danced the Millennium Dance [eye-catching] I didn't eat mushrooms either."

“So his comments are basically all about, the adults are so corrupt~ [covering eyes][covering eyes][covering eyes]

But the problem is that after watching it, I still want to watch it again

The main feature is a cute

I have never paid attention to it, but I can see it almost every time..."

"It is said that before the Song Dynasty, Han people would often dance after drinking.

Then it was castrated by Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism on the grounds that it was against etiquette.

I really like videos like up, you can see that he is really happy dancing. You have to be happy [grin]"

“Before I clicked in, I thought it was a serious history-oriented science video.

Prehistory: [doubt]

Tang: [Oh huh]

Song: [Thinking]

Ming: [Great][getting rid of single doge]”

"At first, scholars were able to pacify the world with their pens and to rule the world with their martial arts. The six arts of a gentleman include martial arts. Later, they became the so-called corrupt scholars, and the so-called good-for-nothing scholars. Think about when Confucius traveled around the countries with his 3,000 disciples, and each of them was good at both literature and martial arts [funny]."

"This is like what happened when Su Shi ate a pot of lamb ribs, drank a few bowls of Hainan coconut juice, and then had a big piece of Dongpo pork - he was too full [doge]"

The ancient civil servants under the canopy looked humiliated and angry after reading it: Ah, this is really debauchery, even the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove during the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties would not be like this!

What's more, how could we, who are so upright, behave so improperly on a daily basis? This is slander, a naked slander against us civil servants!

The military commanders standing by would not let go of any attempt to catch the civil officials: Who knows? Maybe your civil officials pretend to be gentle on the surface, but they are more extravagant than anyone else in private!

For example, some time ago, although the xx official was over 70 years old, he was still as young and energetic as ever and took in a charming 18-year-old concubine!

The xx official who was named was speechless and his face turned red.

The common people watching the fun below: I thought all officials were upright and incorruptible?

It turns out they do everything in private!

Of course, you never think about it, if they were really good officials, why would they be so fat and wear gold and silver all day long.

Aren’t all the good things embezzled from us poor common people?

Shang Dynasty.

King Zhou, who was enjoying wine and women with his beautiful women, heard Tianmu say his name and looked up in confusion: Well, who is calling me?

Seeing the shy man with the enchanting figure on the sky, I was silent for a moment. Is this how my aesthetic taste is viewed by future generations?

Uh, I only like beautiful women, not men, nor old men, don't cue (?_?)?

……

During the Hongwu period of the Ming Dynasty.

The Ming Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the sky curtain with annoyance: What does this sky curtain mean?

Who is it referring to? The men of our Ming Dynasty are all handsome and dignified. How could they like such a dissolute and embarrassing dance!

This kind of man is only worthy of living in the Song Dynasty. How could our Ming Dynasty have ever produced such a weird man!

Emperor of the Song Dynasty: "Aqiu" who is saying bad things about us behind our backs⊙_⊙

During the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty.

Qian Ning, who was staying in the Leopard Room and was about to put on his official uniform to give Zhu Houzhao an ancient version of "uniform temptation", blushed when he saw the comments on the skylight.

Oh, isn't this me!

Although the man on the sky curtain is not very handsome, his dancing posture is graceful and charming, and his clothes are full of tricks. It is said that dancing in pink clothes seems to make his skin look whiter and more charming, and he has a tail behind him to add interest.

Should I also change into a bright pink outfit like the sky curtain to please His Majesty? As for the tail, I will think about it and see if there is anything suitable for me.

I wonder if Your Majesty will like this outfit when he comes back from court?