【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 197: Selling Art Can't Beat Selling Plays

[This is the first time I feel that those who sell art can’t beat those who sell plays]

[An old man with a white beard is leaning on a cane and performing on the ground, asking passers-by for tips]

[Suddenly a kind young man came over and felt sorry for the old man and wanted to give him some money]

[The old man looks at the young man eagerly]

[Whoever touches his pocket and finds that he has no money, just kneel down and show me his unique skills]

[He started to cry loudly on the side of the road, wantonly performing the miserable sound of crying for his parents]

[The old man heard this and hurried to stop him]

[Old man, I am here to perform, not to sell myself to bury my father! ]

[A passerby thought something had happened and took out a hundred-yuan bill to help the father and son.]

[The young man threw the money into the old man’s bowl]

[Grandpa: I never thought there would be such an operation? Today really opened my eyes]

"Last time on the way to school, there was an old man playing the piano. I didn't have much money with me at the time, so he said I must give him money if I played again tomorrow. Then I haven't seen him since, which is a pity [grievance]. I don't know what kind of piano he played, but it was very clear and nice to listen to. It was a wonderful interlude on the ordinary way to school [starry eyes]"

"For scientific popularization: the thing the old man is holding is a jinghu, not an erhu. The jinghu has a shorter handle than the erhu, and the erhu sound box (the small square tube below the hu) is larger and angular, while the jinghu sound box is smaller and cylindrical (no other meaning, just as an erhu player I simply want to popularize science) [love][love][love]"

"Mr. Bean's behavior, hahahaha, the Mr. Bean I watched when I was a kid also did this [doge]"

"I was so amused by this that I bought one milligram of mangosteen alcohol to calm my nerves."

"Why after watching this, I had the idea of ​​begging for food when I get old? Money doesn't matter, the main thing is the feeling of begging. It's very strange. It's just this sudden thought [doge]"

"It is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish."

Ancestors: Let’s not talk about anything else for now. This young man is really talented as he can come up with this way to ask for money!

Just throw away the money and you’ll get hundred-dollar bills!

However, to be honest, the paper money of later generations feels real. Although it is convenient to carry, it is not as beautiful as our silver and gold if placed at home!

The young man not only had unique skills, but also had a kind heart. He took the initiative to help the old man carry his suitcase and other things.

In this damn world, why can’t I find such a kind-hearted person like him?

This is it! ???

Han Dynasty.

Hahahaha! Liu Bang laughed when he saw it and said: This boy is quite similar to me when I was young.

Thinking back to the past, I was also a warm-hearted person who was willing to help others. I did countless things to help others and protect the weak! E's wife, you stayed by my side when I was doing good things. What do you think?

Lu Zhi turned her head and rolled her eyes secretly: "Yes, yes, yes, Your Majesty is right! Your Majesty, please continue. I have said something unpleasant, so I will leave first!"

After walking out of the palace and seeing the carefully planted flowers and green grass in the courtyard, Lu Zhi felt better.

What's that? I'm also a good person and I do good things too? He really has the nerve!

Could it be that the good things he did were to catch other people's stolen chickens and take them back to roast them, often visit Xiao He's house and take away other people's meat and vegetables, or that he was still restless at an old age and followed those bad friends who came from nowhere to steal chickens and dogs from other people's homes? ? ?

Ugh, facing Liu Bang's old face all day long and listening to him bragging about his disgusting things whenever he has nothing to do, I really can't laugh!

Liu Bang was bragging to the maids beside him when he suddenly sneezed loudly for no apparent reason!

The attendants who were splashed with snot and saliva: … [Wow, we were speechless at that time! His Majesty’s filth sprayed all over our faces. If he wasn’t our superior, we would have fought with him long ago! Even listening to a story can lead to such a great suffering, it’s really hard to make money and eat shit! ]

The palace maids and female officials who were not sprayed by the snot: We want to laugh but we dare not. We have received professional training. Unless it is too funny and we really can’t help it, we will never laugh!

"Pfft" It's really hard to hold back laughter, who knows!

Beggars who often beg on the roadside: If we also learn this unique skill and perform well, will people give us more money in the future? Will our lives become better? [Expectation]

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