【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[You go to a dinner party, but because of traffic jam you arrive late and others have already started eating.

Someone joked, "You are really reliable. You didn't come to eat, but came to pay the bill." (P.S. This dinner was actually paid for by someone else. How would you respond?)

[Coward Group: I finally got a meal, please stop scolding me]

[Crazy group: What? My monthly salary is less than 2000, and you asked me to pay for the meal. Are you going to make me bankrupt? (Crawling on the ground in a dark voice) No——Why do you treat me like this, my money——No——(Sitting on the ground, grabbing his hair and slapping his thigh) Why is my life so miserable [脱单doge]]

[Threat group: whisper in his ear: I have high emotional intelligence, you better not embarrass me [脱单doge]]

【Zombie Group: What the hell are social etiquette? I'm just eating, why should I pay? I'll just jump onto the table and do a 360-degree Thomas spin to finish the whole table of food, then pounce on him and bite him over. No one else can escape, I'm just eating eat eat】

[The Escape Plan Group: They slapped their heads and said, "Oh, you see, I forgot about this, wait for me for a while," and then ran out and went straight home to eat, leaving them in a daze [doge]]

"Sorry, I went to the wrong room (close the door gracefully) (turn around and leave)"

"She looked dully, pretending not to see him, and accidentally fell down: Aba Aba (she cried anxiously when she heard him)."

"A purely friendly meeting with close friends. "I don't mind not eating, just to see you (sincerely look into each other's eyes, squeeze the bags under their eyes, deliberately be affectionate). I can treat you, but I can only treat you, baby, you can't leave today for nothing after I spend all my money on you (evil smile)"

"(stunned)(trying hard not to cry)(holding the wallet tightly)(looking at him with tears in her eyes)(cannot hold back her tears)"

"(Shocked)(Collapse)(Falling to the ground)(Pull at collar hard)(Crying loudly) I'm sorry!!! It's all my fault (Screaming) Please let me go!! I'm sorry!! (Howling) Please let me go!!"

"I haven't eaten for three days. You said there was food here, so I rushed over right away. But I was too weak and fainted twice on the way. I'm so sorry. I really can't afford this meal. After you finish eating, can I take the leftovers away? I don't have to worry about going hungry this week [grievance]"

"I suddenly thought of this reply: The money in my card is not enough to buy the food on your teeth"

Wan Dali, a capable but taciturn man at the head of the village, thought about this question for a long time, and finally said helplessly: If it were me, I would probably just look at him in silence, and the others would stand up to smooth things over... (In fact, it's just that my reaction speed is slow and my brain can't organize words well)

Our meticulous ancestors: There is no specific answer to a question like this; it depends on the person and the situation!

For example, if you are teased by a good friend or acquaintance, you can just apologize and say that you are late. It is no big deal if you are joking with a harmless joke. If the host really intends to treat you, he or she is probably just joking (after all, it is their home court and they will not let you steal the limelight);

If someone wants to deliberately set a trap for someone, I would probably say: Please don't praise me too much. I am a person with a weak brain and I didn't think of such a thing. I was really tired from the long journey just now. Now, I can relax a little at the dinner table. I have to thank xx for his foresight.

Therefore, greet the host with a smile and a glass of wine (with the lip of the glass slightly lower than the other person's), and say some auspicious words of congratulation to liven up the atmosphere.

The rich kids who don't care about these small amounts of money: Isn't it just a bill? It's just the money for a meal, it's not a big deal, just give it, the most important thing is that everyone is happy.

As the saying goes, money can’t buy a happy face! (?o ? o?)

……

The ancient Yin-Yang group showed disdain when they met each other. It’s not easy to encounter this, it’s easy as pie, easy as pie!

If anyone dares to cheat me, I will directly fight back. I will never indulge him. I will teach him a lesson: Unlike you, you are never late for meals, but I have never seen you treat me. Could it be that you don’t have money to treat others, so you just like to take advantage of others’ food?

For us, the one who reports bad things on the spot is a true hero! ?w?

So, kid, if you mess with us, you're in big trouble!