【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Writing an epitaph for myself, I was amused by the imagination of contemporary netizens]

[The epitaph of contemporary netizens focuses on doing whatever one wants]

[When you see this line, you have already stepped on me]

[I am busy today and cannot meet you at the groundbreaking ceremony. I will definitely come to visit you late at night someday.]

[I finally left this Truman Show, and now is the really exciting moment]

[Break the Earth and One Star, not recommended]

[My family was poor when I was young, poor when I was a teenager, poor when I was an adult, poor when I was old, and I died in poverty]

"I've already thought of my epitaph: Don't bother me if you have nothing to do, come down and talk if you have something to say"

“I remember seeing this before, and there was a hot comment below: Born ridiculous, died bizarrely, with the horizontal comment “Unpredictable and treacherous” haha ​​...

"Recalling a blog I listened to before, if I had decided on my epitaph now, I would definitely want to change it like my QQ signature. It would be nice if it was an LED electronic screen that scrolled back and forth."

“Please plant me in a coriander field, I want to smell like coriander”

"I hope the tributes in the future won't become fried chicken, snail noodles and milk tea [shame R]"

"The tribute must be potatoes, and the others are up to you. Potatoes are a must, otherwise I will come and chat with you tonight [doge]"

"If you don't give me the money, I'll come after you. I don't want to work down there anymore [抽草R]"

"Except for delicious food, don't bother me with anything else, I want to sleep [doge]"

"Show me handsome guys and beautiful girls, support videos and pictures, novels must be well-written, [blow a kiss R][blow a kiss R][blow a kiss R] and bring me some expensive skin care products and beauty devices, [shy R][shy R][shy R][shy R] muah"

"Engrave a QR code. Scan it to watch the video of me flying over to predict Dobby's landing point and killing two Dobbys, as well as the screenshot of me fighting with the stupid policeman Leg Hair and winning the fight."

"The human world is 996, the underworld is 369. It is hard to tell right from wrong, but we will see each other in the underworld."

"My body is trapped here but my soul cannot be trapped here. I am already among the mountains and rivers."

After seeing the bizarre epitaphs of later generations, our ancestors became very annoyed: Life and death are such serious matters, how can such a solemn matter be treated like a trifle?

It's just like kids playing house, not solemn at all!

How will my descendants view me like this? There is no dignity of an elder at all. It is obvious that it was written by a child!

As ancestors, we cannot write our own epitaphs so casually. We as writers must show our full dignity!

……

Liu Bang looked at the tombstone that said the family had always been poor and couldn't help but sigh: This is too tragic. People live for such a long time without thinking about any good fortune.

Not only do you have no future, your descendants will also have no future. This tragic fate is really miserable!

But I am different. I worked hard in my middle age and became successful. My bicycle became a motorcycle and my head of a pavilion became an emperor. If I didn't make a move, it would be fine. But once I made a move, I reached the top!

Don't be too envious of me, I am a legend myself?w?

Ming and Qing Dynasties.

Now that we have potatoes, people are no longer hungry as before. In the future, the tributes on our tombstones will have to be filled with potatoes. Potatoes are really filling. They can be made delicious just by boiling them in water or roasting them over fire without adding anything else!

Now if I don't eat it for a day, I will be ravenous. When I die, I must put this in front of my tombstone. I will eat it even in the underworld! ?w?