【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[There are modern Yin-Yang methods in modern times, and there are naturally ancient Yin-Yang methods in ancient times]

[See how powerful our ancestors were when they confronted others.]

[Modern version: There is no saving you]

[Ancient version: A child cannot be taught, and a rotten tree cannot be carved]

[Modern version: Don’t just make trouble for no reason]

[Ancient version: There is nothing to worry about in the world, only mediocre people worry about it]

[Modern version: An old cow eating young grass, how shameless]

[Ancient version: A pair of mandarin ducks sleep together in a quilt, and a pear tree overshadows a crabapple tree]

[Modern version: You are not even human.]

[Ancient version: There is no one in the world who misses you, but you are my flesh and blood among all the domestic animals]

[Modern version: You may be mentally ill]

[Ancient version: The king has a disease in his head, if he does not treat it, he will die]

[Modern version: You are so short-sighted. Who the hell are you to talk to me?]

[Ancient version: People who fight with a barrel are not worth mentioning]

[Modern version: I have never seen such a shameless person]

[Ancient version: A silver tongue, thick-skinned]

[Modern version: I will just watch you pretending to be cool]

[Ancient version: I will always watch the crabs with a cold eye, to see how long you can run rampant]

[Modern version: I have nothing to say to people like you]

[Ancient version: A frog in a well cannot talk about the sea, and a summer insect cannot talk about ice]

After reading this, netizens in the comment section followed suit one after another:

"A rotten tree cannot be carved, and a wall of dung cannot be plastered"

"Every word is so sharp and heart-wrenching just by listening to it!"

"Feng Lazi: Fart your mother"

"All the people in the court are women! (You are all old women!)"

“其实这些要是记不住，也是可以出一点简单的方便大家记忆的口头禅，就比如∶1.诸葛村夫！2.司马老贼！3.三姓家奴！4.曹贼！5.江东鼠辈！[doge]”

"Ma Chao: traitor, traitor, Cao thief, rebel [snickering R]"

"A thief with a thief's eye is a father to a traitor. There is no thief in the world."

Cao Cao: Who is this sky curtain pointing at? It seems like he has a grudge against me. I can tell from every word that these words are not good words!

I, Cao Cao, am a real man, how could my reputation in later generations turn into such a virtue?

And that guy called Ma Chao actually dared to insult me ​​like this, don't let me meet him, otherwise I will never let you go! (PS: Our Jia Xu will lock on to the target and launch an absolute offensive against you)

Uneducated people: Oh my god, this is too hard to remember⊙_⊙

Isn't there something simple and easy to learn?

As for those words of Zhuge Village Man and Sima Old Thief, although they are not difficult to remember, we still have to be able to say them! These words are the surnames of important people, can we say them casually? (●—●)

It’s better to learn the curse words used by modern people!

For example, if you meet a group of unreasonable people in the village, or an old man who can't understand tact, you will be scolded directly: You must be mentally ill!

This is much more pleasant to hear than those pedantic insults from literal writers, and everyone can understand it!

Su Dongpo of the Northern Song Dynasty wrote a poem when he visited Tianmu Mountain: "A pair of mandarin ducks sleep together in the quilt, and a tree of pear blossoms overshadows the crabapple." He couldn't help but blush and thought, "Oh, what a thing! The sky curtain is! Why do you put everything on it?"

This poem was originally a casual joke about his good friend Zhang Xian marrying an 18-year-old concubine in his old age. Only himself and a few of Zhang Xian's friends knew about it. But now, with the release of Tianmu, everyone knows about it.

Even someone like him who has always been optimistic now feels extremely embarrassed.

How can I face Mr. Zhang Xian in the future? Aren’t you afraid that you will make him so angry that he loses his mind?

Zhang Xian: OK, OK, we were all happily watching the sky screen, but now I am the only one who has become a joke. Now everyone knows that I have lost my integrity, how can I go out and meet people in the future! (?_?)

Su~Dong~po, I and you cannot coexist! ???