【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Wait a minute, the relationship between these characters is a bit confusing, let me sort you out first]

[The delivery man calls the customer to let them know the meal has arrived]

[But the customer said on the phone, "I'm not home right now. Can you help me check if there's anyone else in the house?"

[The delivery man didn't even think about it and blurted out: "There must be someone else, otherwise there would be no way to open the door."]

[The person on the phone paused for a moment and explained: That's not what I meant. Can you help me see if there is anyone else? ]

[The delivery man's eyes widened immediately, revealing an expression of eating melon⊙_⊙I didn't expect that delivering a meal would come with eating melon]

[The person on the phone started to say: You don’t have to hang up, I won’t say anything, I’ll just listen here]

[The delivery man agreed and knocked on the door as requested by the customer]

【Hello, your takeaway】

[A female voice came from inside the room: I didn’t order takeout⊙_⊙Then she asked another person inside, “Did you order takeout?” ]

[A male voice inside the room answers: No.]

[The person on the phone listened to the conversation between the two people and asked angrily: Zhang Lei, who is this person? ???]

[The male voice in the room heard the angry questioning on the phone, and his tone was a little panicked: "Fuck, my husband is calling (?_?)"

[The girl in the room is still surprised and says "Ah~"]

[Ah, the door in that room was slammed shut by the boy’s hand at lightning speed]

[The person on the phone was instantly upset after hearing this: Zhang Lei, get out of here, get out of here!!!]

[The delivery man was shocked. It took him a while to sort out the story. He stammered to comfort the customer: "Well, well, the door is closed. I can't hear you anymore."]

[No one expected the development of this plot]

"I was still wondering why this woman was called Zhang Lei, but..."

"That boy said "My husband's phone number" [doge]"

"This world is so wonderful [eating melon]"

"I thought they were catching a woman committing adultery, but I didn't expect they were catching a man."

"The person who ordered the takeaway is A, the man at home is B and the woman is C, and the delivery man is D. A and B are a couple. A suspects B is cheating on him and asks D to check if there is anyone else at home. He finds out that B is cheating on C [spicy eyes][spicy eyes][spicy eyes]"

"At first I was wondering if a girl named Zhang Lei sounded a bit masculine, then emmm, ok, it's true, I didn't expect it to be a gay, the meal was worth it [doge]"

"Phone: Zhang Lei, who is this woman?

Male: I am super, my husband

Delivery man: Huh?

The old man under the canopy was having a brainstorm: Huh? Ah~ah!

The development of this plot was something that not only the descendants of Tianmu could not have expected, but even our ancestors could not have expected it!

This is really too ridiculous. I thought that man was a couple with that woman, but I didn't expect that she was a couple with that man!

Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty looked at them and was unable to react for a long time: What was the relationship between the two men? Could it be that this was not the kind of sexual relationship mentioned in history books?

Okay, okay, you want to learn from Emperor Wu of Han, right? The style of Liu family in the Han Dynasty is so popular in later generations? ⊙_⊙

……

When Liu Bang saw this scene, he felt inexplicably familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

Recalling: Hey, isn’t this the scene when that woman Lu Zhi first caught me making love with a man?

The main reason was that the situation was tense before the war, and the man was quite handsome, so she couldn't control herself for a moment and couldn't help herself. It's understandable!

But at that time, Lu Zhi seemed to have a look of disgust on her face: You are really hungry, you can eat anything (●—●)

It made me feel as if I had done something unforgivable, and I was so angry that my face turned red and I almost fainted!