【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[After working for a long time, I feel uncomfortable when I stop working and talk in a different place]

[Because I always write documents, the words I use are very formal and sometimes have an imperative tone. Last time I booked a car, I said: I will notify you if there are any changes.]

[I once got so confused while doing a question that I had an argument with a classmate: “Then listen to yourself, is what you said in line with public order and good morals?!”]

[I read a novel last night and saw something I bought used as "employee benefits". I subconsciously thought that the goods purchased for collective benefits and personal consumption are not considered sales]

[I often took the train to and from work and residence. I was used to hearing the train attendants pushing carts passing by asking questions. As a result, one time I ordered milk tea and cake to the office as afternoon tea. The first thing I said to my colleagues after I got the takeaway back to the office was, "Do you want milk tea or cake?"]

Netizens in the comment section also revealed that they often made mistakes when not at work because of their work experience.

“I wanted to learn painting, so I tried a class at an institution that claimed to have adult painting classes. But when I got there, I found that the class was full of children aged six or seven, and the classroom was noisy and chaotic.

I asked the teacher to show me the syllabus and teaching plan for the adult class and tell me about it. Also, what is your teaching plan? The teacher was confused and took out a book and said it was a compilation of teaching materials for children.

I said, I don’t care about this, I asked you how to teach adults? The teacher said there is no teaching method for adults, just teach whatever they want to learn. In the end, no one signed up. ”

"I was about to get off the subway when it arrived at the station, but the entrance was full of people. My mind suddenly skipped a beat and I said, 'Baby, please let the teacher go for a while, thank you.' Only after I said that did I realize something was wrong [crying with joy]"

"When training a dog, you need to praise correct behavior more often. Once a friend helped me unscrew the cap of a bottle of Lao Gan Ma, and I excitedly exclaimed: "That's great!"

"When I was in the first grade, I called my teacher "Mom" [laughing and crying], mainly because my mom is also a teacher, and that teacher's child is in the same class as me. When I saw him calling her "Mom," I followed suit, and it didn't feel wrong to me [laughing and crying], and the teacher looked like she was used to it [hidden fox]"

“I was sitting in my room playing on the computer, and then, a relative, who I didn’t know very well but had a decent relationship with, knocked on the door.

Me: “Hello, what’s wrong with you?”

"I call my students in class every day, 'Children, good boys!' When I pick up the takeaway, I just say, 'Thank you, good boys!' [laughing and crying]"

The descendants are making a fool of themselves in heaven, and the ancestors are watching from below: Hahahaha! Asking your own relatives what is wrong? How presumptuous! Is he really not afraid of being beaten by his own elders?

The students in ancient times who were tortured to death by their teachers said: Impossible, absolutely impossible!

How could our teacher be so gentle? And why call him baby or good boy? Are you kidding! ( ?_? )?

tomorrow.

Zhu Yuanzhang touched his chin and pointed at the sky: "Hey! I feel the same way about this, but I do it the other way around."

Usually, he often hangs out with his son and Ma Da Jiao, and always calls himself "Zan". (Don't ask why he calls her "Ma Da Jiao" instead of "Sister". If you ask, it means there is a conflict. Of course, as a male chauvinist like us, Zhu Baba, it is impossible for us to admit it! We have to wait for our sister to come over with a sesame cake to coax her.)

Now that he has become the emperor, he cannot change his ways. He is often corrected by those old and stubborn ministers, who keep nagging him. It is so annoying!