【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Has the way people express their feelings evolved to this point? ]

[The vegetable vendor in the market holds up a green onion: I will destroy you later. I sell vegetables and you sell meat. We are not suitable for each other.]

[The male owner of the meat shop in the vegetable market: What's inappropriate? I kill pigs with all my heart, and you sell vegetables with tricks. We are professionally matched.]

[Here are two pig livers. Take them back and replenish them. From now on, you will be my sweetheart.]

[The vegetable seller was horrified: Oh my god (?_? )?]

[The man continues to bravely pursue love: You are not an ordinary pig, you are the apple of my eye]

[We are a perfect match made in heaven, a perfect match made in heaven]

[I won't fight back when I'm scolded or thrown at, I just want to be your boyfriend]

[This is a sack, a plastic bag, and you are irreplaceable to me [evil smile]]

[Won't you consider it? [Deeply Confessed]]

[The vegetable seller used all her strength to strongly refuse: I-will-not-consider-it!!!]

[No baby, my quilt is too light to suppress my longing for you. A place without water is called a desert, and a place without you is called loneliness]

[If you eat my pig brain, you will be my little fool]

[Even if the response he got was a basin of water cruelly thrown at him, it didn’t dampen Zhurou’s heart of seeking love]

[You are the wind and I am the sand, I am the leaf and you are the flower]

[A basin of cold water is not enough, add a few rotten vegetable leaves]

[Pork Brother still perseveres and continues to fight: If you eat my pig kidneys, you are my little angel; if you eat my pig tail, you are my little fool; if you eat my big pig's trotters, you are my little naughty boy]

[If you want to keep your youth, your partner must be with me]

[The vegetable seller closed her eyes and said cruelly: We two are totally incompatible.]

[Pork Brother still refuses to give up: It doesn’t matter if we don’t get along, I am your perfect match]

"So why do they say a man's mouth is deceiving? Just his eloquence can make me automatically ignore his looks and figure [laughing and crying]"

"I didn't sell any pork for half a day so I gave it all away. I didn't sell any vegetables either. All the customers were scared away. I even got paid for posting the video [laughing and crying]"

"Don't think about the houses and cars. If you meet such a shameless person, it's not bad to marry him [doge]. At least you will have enough meat for the rest of your life!"

"If someone pursued me like this, I would probably beat him up first and then agree [laugh and cry][laugh and cry][laugh and cry]"

"Eat my pig tail and you're my little fool [脱单doge]"

"Sister: We are no longer in a relationship, let's debut together, and call ourselves the folk version of Phoenix Legend [脱单doge]"

"Why don't you take the postgraduate entrance examination if you are so talented [eating melon]"

The ancestors were watching the show below and were stunned!

This, this, this, this man is pretty awesome!

This person speaks the truth very fluently and in one breath. Women, don't reject him so quickly. Do you want to think about it again?

As the saying goes, a virtuous woman is afraid of a clinging man. It seems that this man's pursuit of her has deeply grasped the essence of our ancestors!

That’s good, at least the two of them are fun together, huhuhuhu! — The old lady at the entrance of the village who likes to match people up has already imagined their life after marriage.

A dumb but honest ancient socially anxious boy: Even though he is so good at speaking, he still can't catch up with that girl! Then, will anyone want someone like me?

Is it possible that even if I pay the matchmaker, she won’t introduce anyone to me?

Is it my fate to live alone forever? [Sad]