[How to prove that I am my parents' biological child? ]

[Perfectly integrating all the shortcomings of my parents, taking the dregs and discarding the essence]

[I didn’t learn anything good, but I learned all the bad things]

My mother: Sensitive

My dad: lazy

Me: I can’t stand people calling me lazy.

[My mother: She has a bad temper and doesn’t allow others to refute her

My dad: He would flip the table if we disagreed

Me: If anyone refutes me, I will want to flip the table [grin]]

【 My mother: I have high emotional intelligence but I am not good at studying

My dad: A top student but his words are not pleasant to the ear

Me: I am not good at studying and my words are not pleasant to listen to.

[My mother: She works slowly but is more meticulous

My dad: He does his job half-heartedly but is faster

Me: I work slowly and perfunctorily.

The following netizens also shared their personalities inherited from their parents:

“My father: Spends money generously

My mom: Search

Me: I spent a lot of money on QQ and searched [Soul out of body]"

"Mom: Gentle but not very emotionally intelligent

Dad: Bad temper but rich

Me: I don’t have a very high EQ and I have a bad temper [laughs]”

"My mother: a sincere eye

My dad: No eyes.

Me: Lack of eyesight

"My mom likes to guess what other people are thinking and is sure she is right. My dad has a vicious mouth. I also like to guess what other people are thinking and have a vicious mouth [laughing and crying]. My boss said that I don't think before I speak and I can blurt out anything unpleasant."

"My grandma: I love smoking

My grandpa: I love drinking

My uncle: loves smoking and drinking

My mother: She is allergic to tobacco and alcohol (but she smokes and drinks occasionally, mainly to challenge herself)"

"My uncle: bad temper and low emotional intelligence

My Aunt: Narcissistic and Small-minded

My cousin: a bad temper, narcissistic, and petty-minded with low EQ"

"So why do we have to get married and have kids? To pass on these bad genes? I'm so tired. I don't want to get married or have kids."

Tsk tsk tsk, I never thought that my child would inherit so many bad habits from me! [Surprised] I wonder if he should inherit some good things. He doesn't learn anything useful, but only learns the bad ones!

This situation still accounts for the majority, and it is really worrying. Isn't it said that the new generation pushes the old generation out? Why is it that things are getting worse and worse as time goes by?

But you can't not get married and have children. How can people in later generations have such an idea? They are crazy! Who will carry on your incense and inherit your child?

This alone is shameful in the village. Without children, who will take care of you in your old age?

Your family is going to be wiped out!

The stubborn ancestors all expressed their opposition to this matter and could not understand why people in later generations did not want to have children.

In their view, even if their own children are not good, they have to have them. Even if they cannot pass the imperial examination or go to school, at least they have strength and can help with farm work.

As long as they can have food to eat, there will be an extra working person in the family. This is a good deal no matter how you look at it!

……

My son is not very clean and always smells bad, but men are like that, big and small! Although my daughter-in-law likes to be clean, she is usually like a paralyzed person, lying at home and not wanting to move at all.

The fat boy who is born will be lazy and unclean. Then which pretty girl will be attracted to him in the future?

It’s really worrying!

The old woman leaning on a cane had a depressed look on her face, as if she could already foresee her grandson being embarrassed in the village because he couldn't find a wife in the future.

Didn’t you just marry your daughter-in-law? How did the child come from? Even if there is a child, how do you know it must be a boy? What if it is a girl?

How is that possible? My daughter-in-law has liked sour food since she was young. Don’t you know that sour boys mean spicy girls?

And before the blind date, I noticed my daughter-in-law's big butt, good figure, and round face. She looks blessed. She must be able to give birth to a son!

The people who heard this felt ashamed and didn't dare to say anything. They just muttered: big butt, good figure, women nowadays are basically starving and can't even get enough food, how can they have a good figure!

It must be a woman. Could it be a man pretending to be one for money?

Humph, I just don't believe it. My son is good in everything, but now he is almost 30 and can't find a woman to marry. Why would any blind daughter fall for the fat son of the Hu family? I don't believe it!

Who knows, on the wedding night, all the sworn brothers will come in pairs, in the dark, to light the red candle!

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