【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[The first time I used the word "dog-like" to describe an airplane]

[Some netizens took precious photos of Shandong Airlines secretly taking off in the heavy rain in the airport terminal]

[At first, he glided quietly, and when he saw no one was trying to stop him, he accelerated and rushed into the sky.]

[The following is a conversation with Shandong Airlines

Pilot: Control tower, can we take off?

Tower: Heavy fog ahead, no takeoff

Pilot: OK, got it. Let's go, fly straight, don't turn.]

[Shandong Airlines: I am driving so slowly to give you a chance. If no one tells me to stop, I will really run.]

[Before you read: How sneaky is a plane person?

After watching: It's so disgusting.

[I just thought it was a joke before, but after doing it a few times, I realized that netizens of this generation are very conservative]

[As the strongest terminator of flight delay insurance, Shandong Airlines is more hardcore than you think]

[It was clearly a civilian passenger plane, but it was flying like a fighter jet.]

[Other planes take off smoothly and orderly, but for Shandong Airlines, it only takes three seconds to soar from the ground into the sky]

[The unique dry-land onion-pulling takeoff method makes people feel a rush of blood to the brain even through the screen]

[The arrival time of Shandong Airlines refers to the time when the captain arrives home. The flight originally took two and a half hours, but Shandong Airlines arrived safely in just one and a half hours]

[And for Shandong Airlines, arriving early is considered on time, and arriving on time is considered delayed]

[As long as there are no knives falling from the sky, Shandong Airlines will never be late]

"I took a flight from Yantai to Xi'an once. At the terminal, I saw that all flights on that day were delayed due to heavy fog at Penglai Airport. Only Shandong Airlines was on time and arrived half an hour early. When I called my sister after landing, she was stunned."

"I'll tell you a funny story about me [doge] My grandfather was a fighter jet instructor, a colonel, and he participated in the Korean War, with a real number of kills [eat melon]

Once I took my grandfather on a long trip, and we flew Shandong Airlines. He kept saying that this operation was wrong and that operation was not standard. Before getting off the plane, he even scolded the captain with professional terms [laughing and crying]. The captain became happier the more he listened [laughing and crying]. At that time, I was very worried about the mental state of the next passengers [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"

"[doge] Don't be afraid, I'm a retired fighter. Come, let me show you an aerial flip and a vertical spiral ascent."

"Tower: Typhoon ahead, no takeoff allowed! [Disdain]

Shandong Airlines: Oh, don't hesitate, just take off. [Great]

The dog is sneaking around like a stalk of onion. Gone, gone...

Tower: This? Then, how come such a big girl suddenly disappeared? [Oh huh][Oh huh][Oh huh]"

"So the first time I took a plane, I took Shandong Airlines... I got motion sickness... From then on, I had to take motion sickness pills when I took a plane, but other planes really didn't give me such a strong push on my back, and I didn't get motion sickness that much..."

"Looking out the window from inside the plane feels like the plane is going to fall down, it's so damn scary [out of body][out of body]"

Is this the big plane called Shandong Airlines that is always one step ahead of other planes?

Pulling onions out of dry land, this is a very apt description of the posture of an airplane taking off by later generations!

When emperors of all dynasties saw flying airplanes in the sky, they immediately thought of what would happen if such weapons were used on the battlefield.

The enemy's base and marching routes are known to them! ! ! (??w?)? Hey

He looked at the large plane in the sky that was glowing green, and immediately waved his hand, ordering the servants around him to ask Yanshi to quickly create this magical object.

They couldn't wait to use it on the battlefield to show off their prowess.

The Yanshis were in despair: No, you think I'm a god and can create whatever you want?

Even if Lu Ban were to be reborn, he would have to spend some time to figure out the principles behind this thing!

The video is so short that we couldn't even see it clearly.

It is true that money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat!

The missile thing we had before was not finished yet, and now it comes again. It is too difficult for us to be Yanshi in front of the emperor!

The common people who were standing under the sky and preparing to watch the excitement were all shocked by the huge planes in the sky: Oh my god, this thing that looks like a big bird can actually fly!

And it was man-made. Could it be that the people in later generations were gods who could cast spells to make objects fly at will? Otherwise, I simply cannot imagine how this giant object could fly?