【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Sichuan: My surname is Chuan, I eat and play in Sichuan, I am a man of Sichuan, I am better than Pan An]

[Jilin: My surname is Ji, white mountains and black waters, the Northeast is famous for its wonders and charm]

[Anhui: My last name is An, my name is An, and I pay for your consumption]

[Inner Mongolia: My surname is Nei, you are the most precious, and I will guard the border]

[Guangxi: My last name is Gui, rice noodles, seafood, and fruits are all available, it’s really delicious]

[Henan: My last name is He, and drinking from the E River is like a moth flying into a flame]

[Heilongjiang: My last name is Hei, hey, Hei, Longjiang Jixi, my name]

[Chongqing: My surname is Chong, my food is Chong, we will meet again after crossing the water and mountains]

[Hainan: My surname is Qiong, Qiong Qiong, I am the most powerful in the battle for supremacy in the South China Sea]

[Qinghai: My surname is Qing, China is striving for hegemony, clean energy, irreplaceable]

[Shandong: My last name is Shan, and I come from Shandong. It’s sunny here.]

[Xinjiang: My surname is Xin, Tianshan Mountains and two basins, natural beauty, the strongest voice]

[Hunan: My last name is Hu, I drink Wu Hu, and from then on I became famous in this world]

[Liaoning: My last name is Liao, Liao, the ancient city of Liaoning has a long history and is passed down in folk songs]

[Fujian: My surname is Fu, I look down on the world, love my life, and I am not lonely]

[Hebei: My last name is He, I’m very hardcore, if you touch my brothers, you’ll get beaten]

[Guangdong: My surname is Guang, the land of fields, unstoppable, moving forward]

[Jiangsu: My surname is Su, I am a boat, green mountains and clear waters are like pearls]

[Shaanxi: The surname Qin, God rewards hard work, unified the country, and became famous in the world]

[Taiwan: My last name is Tai, I am very short, my mother hopes I will come back soon]

[Hubei: My last name is E, the guest in my heart, I regard it as the moment when my heart shines]

[Gansu: My surname is Gan, my brother is An Gan, I am your sweetheart]

[Yunnan: My last name is Yun, very famous, two bars, two plus one is pronounced as Yun, my last name is Yun, I am determined to go through mountains of swords and seas of fire as I please]

[Shanxi: My last name is Jin, Jin, Jin, please remember this in your heart. You can only win the hearts of four people in your life.]

[Jiangxi: My surname is Gan, Ge An Gan, the scenery is unique, look here]

Many netizens from all over the country saw this video and were also completely shocked -

"I really need countries to sign a treaty not to ridicule each other. It's so awkward [petrochemical R]. Today I was riding the subway and someone was talking on his cell phone. My last name is He, He E He [smile R]. I feel like I'm going to turn the subway into an aircraft carrier because of my dick rubbing [smile R][smile R][smile R]"

"If I tell you that Henan is now called the "Sexy Henan" by netizens, will you feel better?"

"Why isn't it expensive? Brother, kneel down! Am I unworthy, or do you think it's too expensive?"

"My last name is Dong, from Shandong, our Shandong is very clear [stick out tongue H][stick out tongue H][stick out tongue H]"

"My mom in Taiwan is looking forward to my return and she is making me cry, but my sweetheart in Gansu is making me hold back my tears."

"My last name is E, I am a loyal customer, and I vow to be the shining one [笑泣R][笑泣R] I am convinced, why doesn't Hubei promote its culture and tourism [doge]"

"We in Zhejiang are still stable, please keep it stable [laughing and crying R]"

"Now the first thing I do every day is to search for Zhejiang Culture and Tourism. Shanghai Culture and Tourism... let's see how long you can hold out [slanting eyes R]"

People from all provinces in all dynasties: No, there are introductions to our place here!

You know what, you really don’t know, the two lines of the lyrics are quite well written, we can all sing them now!

Ancient emperor: Hahahahaha, the provinces look pretty lively! I don’t know why, they’re not talking about me, but as an emperor I feel a little embarrassed! [Awkward]

Ancient people in Shandong: No, we have so many officials and celebrities here, no one said anything? We are the hometown of Confucius, a country of etiquette since ancient times. Can you introduce me to someone? My last name is Dong, which is very famous.

Please, are you kidding me? Anyone who has been educated and can write a few poems would not end up like this!

If you young people really don't know how to introduce it, can we let our ancestors do it? [Angry] ≥﹏≤

The ancient Gansu people were already sweating profusely after seeing the above introduction of Gansu: My surname is Gan, my brother is An Gan, and I am your precious little sweetheart. Who was so mean to give us this name?

It is obviously the people of later generations who are embarrassed, so why are we the ones who are embarrassed?

What my dear little darling, I’m your dearest darling!

What do you want to do?

Let me tell you, the lives of us Gansu people are also lives!

After watching this video, Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng was also embarrassed and said: "The one from Shaanxi Province, it doesn't matter how you sing it, but don't call yourself Qin!"

I am your ancestor and I am very proud. I cannot afford to lose face like this! [He holds his forehead and sighs]

Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Houzhao, who loved beautiful women, was not satisfied with playing with several male favorites in the capital. When he saw Xu Zai in Shu, who was as good as Pan An, on the sky, he immediately became interested and wanted to adopt a few more godsons.

He waved his hand casually, turned around and gave instructions to his confidant Liu Jin. Liu Jin, who had already entered middle age, walked into the palace quickly and respectfully. Seeing his own young, strong and lively emperor, he was smiling from ear to ear.

No matter how excessive or outrageous Zhu Houzhao's requests were, they were all responded to with a smile.

He would definitely do everything his emperor told him to do. As a eunuch beside the emperor, it would be his honor and the greatest compliment for him as long as he could make the emperor happy all the time!

I must select strictly and carefully to make the emperor satisfied.

If the handsome men and beautiful women in Shu, that remote place, could be favored by his beloved emperor, it would be a great blessing they had earned in their previous eight lifetimes!

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Cao Cao stared at the introduction about Sichuan and Shu, and said with a fake smile: Humph, Liu Bei and the group of reckless men below are better than Pan An! [I don't believe it]

If he can be as good as Pan An, then wouldn't I, Cao Cao, be a handsome, elegant, and extremely romantic man of the Eastern Han Dynasty!