【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 11 A contemporary miracle doctor suitable for Chinese babies
[Oh my god, who can tell the difference between you and Hua Tuo? ]
Seeing this, both folk doctors and imperial doctors in all dynasties were so busy that they hurriedly asked their apprentices to bring them paper and pen.
I hold the brush in my hand, ready at all times, for fear of missing something.
They thought that there must be something they could learn from the medical techniques of later generations.
Regardless of whether it is useful now or not, copying it down will definitely come in handy in the future.
Some people who cannot afford to see a doctor also think that they can learn a few tricks for free by looking at the sky screen, so that if they or their family members get sick one day, they can treat themselves!
[A miracle doctor on the Internet, specializing in treating difficult and complicated diseases! ]
[Patient: Doctor, I watch TikTok every day and I am so happy and energetic. What should I do? ]
[Divine Doctor: Are you happy every day? I am happy every day. Find a class to attend.]
【Patient: I don’t want to drink water】
[Miracle Doctor: If you don’t want to drink water, go to Honey Water Ice City (guaranteed to cure your illness)]
【Divine Doctor: What are your symptoms?】
[Patient: I can’t eat]
[Miracle Doctor: Go to KFC and make an appointment with a specialist on Thursday]
[Divine Doctor: What other symptoms do you have? ]
[Patient: What should I do if I want to kiss someone?]
[Divine Doctor: Come, buy a kiss and burn it]
【Divine Doctor: What are the symptoms? 】
[Patient: I feel constipated and can’t defecate]
[Divine Doctor: Go to Wallace for a checkup (Prescribe the right medicine)]
[Patient: What should I do if my relatives keep urging me to get married?]
[Divine Doctor: My relatives keep urging me to get married? Marry them and we will be family and have no quarrels]
[Patient: Doctor, I want to find a boyfriend]
[Divine Doctor: If you can’t find a boyfriend, go find a girlfriend]
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What do you mean?
Ancestors: No, you make us look stupid!
What is all this?
The ancestors didn't react for a moment and didn't know what to say.
Is it a disease to want to kiss someone? Isn't it just being a hooligan?
Does this need to be treated? Just give him a shave, and he won’t want to kiss you until your mouth is swollen!
What the hell is buying a kiss and burning it? It can be cured by burning it, is it so magical?
There were many words they couldn't quite understand.
If you don’t want to drink water, go try Mixue Ice City. Where is that? It sounds like a place for aristocrats to eat ice cream.
They would be happy to go too!
What is Wallace?
A place in later generations that specializes in treating constipation? The name sounds strange.
There are also some unfamiliar bird languages that I can’t understand.
The doctor looked at the sky, touched his head, and looked at the sky again...
I thought that people in later generations not only spoke in an improper way, but also did not behave properly when they were sick.
Even if I wrote down all the strange and bizarre methods of treatment on the sky, it seemed that they would not be of any use here.
Hua Tuo: Are you sure these doctors have the same medical skills as me? Are you sure?
How could I possibly treat such a dishonest person? He looks like he is here to cause trouble!
Some ancient people who had been fooled by the sky curtain many times were skeptical about this matter and did not completely believe the above content.
“Hahahaha! The look in his eyes at the end of each answer gives off a feeling of being very knowledgeable and having solved every problem perfectly [狗头]”
"Doctor, I feel sleepy during class. What should I do? Please treat me."
"As soon as a doctor goes to school, he becomes a wild monkey in the mountains and wants to scream. What should I do? [crying]"
The doctor replied: "Ask Tang Monk to put a tight hoop on you."
“Patient: Miraculous doctor! [Hands together][Hands together][Hands together][Hands together][Hands together]”
"Please update more of this series of miracle doctors, it's so fun"
“Hahahahahahahaha absolutely amazing [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying] the modern Hua Tuo [laughing and crying]!”
"My sister is so funny, who can tell the difference between you and Hua Tuo?"
"Internet doctor, a contemporary miracle doctor more suitable for Chinese babies!"
After seeing the comments below, the doctors thought that perhaps some of them were indeed considered a disease in later generations, while some were probably just their funny remarks!
Some ancient people also suddenly realized that it was all a joke played by later generations. It was a pity that they took it so seriously. What a pity!
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