【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Oh my god! The eyes of a scholar are also eyes]

[After reading these novel plots that made me feel dizzy, who can come and save me? ]

[When the doctor put the test report in front of them, the protagonist's parents were dumbfounded!

The report says that the blood relationship between father and son is zero percent.

That is to say, the male protagonist is not their son.]

[Boss, let her go, and let yourself go.

No she's not dead, she's not dead, she's just sleeping... she's just sleeping

But President, Madam, she already stinks, already stinks, President

No, she doesn’t stink, she doesn’t stink! … (sniffs) Ouch, it stinks! 】

[Today I opened a novel, and the first sentence of the introduction said that the hero is a regent who holds great power above everyone else and below everyone else]

"At least one of these father and son can solve the problem of new energy [doge][doge]"

“Sorry, I’m reminded of that line ‘The mountains and plains are full of placenta’ [笑泣R][笑泣R][笑泣R]”

"The regent who is "above one man and below ten thousand people"? Haitang Literature, right? Tell me carefully, listen carefully, and love to read Shashasha"

"Let me show you something explosive: "Type A blood was extracted from type AB blood and transfused to the patient", "A box of type O blood was soaked in fruit milk and turned into type O blood and transfused to the patient", "The patient was dying after the transfusion, and the awakened patient was so moved that he transfused the blood back, and everyone was happy" [doge][流汗R]"

"Mee-ah..." the little girl's milky voice sounded with a sobbing tone, "Grandpa...you are so bad"

The man smiled as he looked at the soft girl lying on the bed with an opened diaper underneath her. "Our baby Nuonuo's poop and pee all smell like milk."

Then the man leaned over and took a deep breath, "It tastes like the finest cheese." "My dear..." The girl blushed, "You are so naughty," and then punched the man's chest with her pink fist.

"Gujuu" the girl burped and the whole room was instantly filled with the scent of milk. The man swallowed a few times and said, "Nuonuo baby, I can't help it anymore."

The little girl opened her eyes wide and cried, "Grandpa Brain, please don't do that," but still couldn't stop the man from lowering his head and eating her shit and urine, "Ah~ It's the most advanced cheese flavor. It's great that only I can enjoy this flavor." (I can't be the only one being hurt, I want to hurt others to death [doge][doge][Sweating R][Sweating R])

"I found something that proved that amniotic fluid tastes like cola. The protagonist has been drinking it since he was in the womb. It turns out to be top-grade Emperor Spirit Liquid [Smile R][Smile R][Smile R]"

“Who is writing such novels and who is reading them [Smile R][Smile R][Smile R]”

"The 211, 985, and then it was even more outrageous. The female lead said that the gap between them was too big and she wanted to break up. As a result, the male lead single-handedly combined the two schools into a 598 [black potato question mark R]"

“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. I remembered the line: Let me kiss you and I’ll give you my life [doge][doge][laughing and crying R]”

Ancestors: My father, my mother, my eyes are going blind, what are these things?

It seems that the lives of you, the descendants, are lives, but the lives of our ancestors are not lives!

What the hell is the protagonist who smells a corpse and eats poop? This, do you think this will make you look affectionate, but we will only think you are sick!

The habits of you people in later generations are so, um... unspeakable...

Don’t acknowledge us as your ancestors from now on. We are really out of your reach now!

Today is another day that will be destroyed by the content posted by people in later generations!

……

Doctors of all dynasties were amazed: the mountains and plains are full of placenta!!! This is definitely not a ghost story!

You people of later generations really dare to write anything and try anything. You must have a brain disease!

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Zhuzhu: The regent who was above one man and below ten thousand men, please tell me in detail, I love to read it!

Hehehe, if the content is good, I will give you a reward!

Literati of the Ming and Qing Dynasties: Begonia Literature, is it the Begonia in the poem "A Pear Blossom Overwhelms the Begonia"?

I don't know why. We don't know what this word means, but we seem to understand it a little bit. [Blush] [Blush] [Blush]

Ancient writers: I thought the books we wrote were spoof and irrelevant, but I didn’t expect that people in later generations would be even worse than us. They are truly better than their predecessors!

How did they manage to write such disgusting stories without even reading them? Or did this trend in novels become popular in later generations?

It seems that we, the ancestors, still need to learn more from later generations. We should not set the bottom line too high when writing novels and essays!

By the way, are such novels really popular among the people?