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Chapter 87 My Friend is Missing
Gua Ge suddenly thought of something and asked Chi Qiao, "Don't Japanese people have small appetites?"
He had seen many jokes online before, making fun of Japanese people for not eating. There was also a joke about four or five people going out for a dinner party and ordering a few skewers.
However, Uncle Chang has a huge appetite. Even the fat Aunt Liu, who eats the most, doesn’t eat as much as he does.
For the first time, Chi Qiao felt that this Gua Ge was quite smart. He could actually tell that this person was from an island country. She said, "He used to have a small appetite, but after coming to China, he was conquered by Chinese food. He can't be full unless he eats three steamed buns for a meal."
Brother Gua was embarrassed, okay, it’s not impossible to become a foodie with half a million dollars.
Taoist Wu Feng couldn't stand listening to the conversation between the two. He thought there should be a limit to nonsense, so he interrupted them and said, "If you say it is, then it is it? Young man, if it is not and you call the police, you will be responsible!"
After all, Taoist Wufeng still doesn't want Brother Gua to call the police. What if it's true? Then he will lose miserably.
Gua Ge also knew that if he was wrong, he might be held accountable. After all, the above were all his guesses. Although he trusted the Chi family very much, maybe the Chi family had some clues, so Chi Qiao dared to say so. But it seemed a bit rash to call the police just like that.
Just when he was in a dilemma, netizens gave him some advice.
[You will know if you try it. Ask him whether people eat dumplings in the north or in the south. ]
[Hahaha! This is a good idea. Ask him whether northern tofu pudding is sweet or salty. If he answers sweet, press him! ]
[You guys can’t do that. If someone dares to come here, he must have done his homework. You should ask him something in-depth, such as asking him if he knows about the Yuemu Temple.]
[Is this deep?]
Netizens raised a lot of questions, and Gua Ge was really interested, so he put his mobile phone in his trouser pocket, went to the melon field, pretended to pick melons himself, and started chatting with the uncles and aunts.
Although he hired workers, he usually worked with them. Firstly, with him around, some uncles and aunts who liked to be lazy wouldn't slack off for too long; secondly, since he had nothing to do, he might as well work in the fields.
So the uncles and aunts had no doubts about his joining and even took the initiative to chat with him.
Brother Gua turned the topic to travel, and talked about his previous trip to the Yuemu Temple in Mucheng with his friends, and asked everyone if they had been there.
"We also went to the Mother-in-Law Temple in Mucheng. Last year, I told your uncle that I had never been out to play in my life, so I wanted him to take me to our city to play for two days. He agreed, but the next day he took me to the stinky river in our village for a walk. Isn't that infuriating?"
Aunt Liu kept scolding her husband.
An old lady nearby laughed at her, "You are already so old, but you are still clamoring to go out and play like a youngster. Just go and look at the ditch."
Several people burst into laughter, and Uncle Chang also laughed. Gua Ge asked him casually, "Uncle Chang, have you been there?"
The short uncle Chang cut a big watermelon and shook his head with a smile, "I haven't been there, but what did this mother-in-law do? Why did her son-in-law build a temple for her?"
Uncle Chang came to this small village for further studies, so he never hesitates to ask questions whenever he has any. Although the villagers laugh at him, they don't think he is a bad person. They just think this outsider is quite interesting.
At this time, everyone laughed after hearing what he said. They explained to him that this mother-in-law was not that mother-in-law, and told him some stories about her carving words. Uncle Chang smiled embarrassedly and said, "So that's how it is."
"You are such an uneducated person, how come you don't even know the story of serving your country with loyalty."
Although the skinny Fourth Uncle was puzzled, he mostly laughed at him. How uneducated must this guy be to not know this!
Amidst everyone's laughter, Gua Ge's laughter seemed a little forced. At this moment, he was panicking. Damn! He didn't even know that the Yuemu Temple was the temple of the great hero Yue Fei's mother. It's true!
Brother Gua suppressed his panic and excitement, and turned the topic to a period of Chinese history, a famous battle.
The villagers didn't know much about these things, and only a few older people could pick up his words. As a result, Uncle Chang interrupted, "Xu Feng can stand, I've heard of it too..."
I couldn't hear what was said afterwards, because the Chinese did not call this battle the Xufeng Meeting, but another name.
So, there is no doubt about it!
Gua Ge ran back under the pretext of going back to drink water, and returned to the room where he slept. After making sure that no one was watching from outside, he quickly took out his cell phone from his pocket and excitedly said to Chi Qiao, "Master! I have to call the police right away!"
At this moment, the barrage was also filled with the words "call the police" and shocked exclamation marks. Chi Qiao nodded and asked him to exit the live broadcast and call the police first.
Brother Gua nodded repeatedly, but when he called the police, they still didn’t believe him. How funny!
But then they received a call, and the whole police station was stunned. What was going on? Such a big thing happened in their small place!
The local police did not dare to delay and quickly drove the police car to arrest the man. However, in order to prevent the man from hearing the sirens and running away, they removed the sirens on the car.
When we arrived at Brother Gua's melon field, he was already waiting at the edge of the field.
At this time, Gua Ge had already reconnected to Chi Qiao's live broadcast room. When he saw the police, his hands were shaking with excitement. He pointed to Uncle Chang who was picking melons and whispered, "That's him!"
Several policemen nodded and walked into the melon field towards the man.
The uncles and aunts who were picking melons also noticed the police and looked around curiously. Did one of them commit a crime? They blinked their curious eyes and looked at the area targeted by the police.
There are three people in that area, one is Aunt Liu who talks the most, one is Uncle Meng who talks the least, and the other is Uncle Chang who talks neither too much nor too little.
Chang Guang was confused when he saw several policemen, but thinking that he had been very honest here, he was not panicked anymore. They were definitely not here to look for him.
But as the police got closer, he found that their eyes were on him, and he began to panic again. After thinking it over, he didn't feel that he had been exposed in any way, so he suppressed his panic.
But he didn't expect that several policemen came just for him. After arriving, they put a silver bracelet on him. Chang Guang shouted that they had caught the wrong person.
"The one I caught is you!"
A policeman told him to be quiet and took him into the car.
Even after the police car drove away, Chang Guang was still confused. How had he been exposed?
Uh......
The uncles and aunts who were picking melons were also confused. What was going on?
After Brother Melon told them that Uncle Chang was a walking 500,000-year-old, there was an uproar in the melon field. Someone didn't know if it was the power of gossip, but even though there was one less person, the melons picked this afternoon were several hundred kilograms more than before.
After hanging up the connection with Gua Ge, Chi Qiao looked at Wu Feng and said, "I won two out of three games. Do you want to play the next game?"
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